Guest lvdkeyes Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 I was driving from Chicago to Peoria the other day when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town. The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van.. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?" "Yes, I sure do," I replied. "You a Republican or Democrat," asked the old man. "Democrat," I replied. "Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off. Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question. Again, I gave the same answer, "Democrat." The driver gave me the finger and drove off. I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Democrats. The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful Asian guy. He smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat. "Republican!" I shouted... "Hop in!" he replied. Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous man in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through his hair, perfect chest,, no shirt, a sexy treasure trail and shorts that continued to ride higher and higher up his thighs. Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." He immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out. "What's the matter?" he asked. "I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Republican for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody !" Quote
Guest thaiworthy Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 That was very funny. Thanks for posting it. Quote
Guest lvdkeyes Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 That was very funny. Thanks for posting it. I am glad you enjoyed it. Quote
