June 15, 200917 yr I was driving from Chicago to Peoria the other day when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town. The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van.. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?" "Yes, I sure do," I replied. "You a Republican or Democrat," asked the old man. "Democrat," I replied. "Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off. Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question. Again, I gave the same answer, "Democrat." The driver gave me the finger and drove off. I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Democrats. The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful Asian guy. He smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat. "Republican!" I shouted... "Hop in!" he replied. Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous man in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through his hair, perfect chest,, no shirt, a sexy treasure trail and shorts that continued to ride higher and higher up his thighs. Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." He immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out. "What's the matter?" he asked. "I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Republican for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody !"
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