Tonight I saw the most disgusting site.

[Guest letmetellu]

An eye popping Night out, you could have if your not of a nervous disposition?

 

Mr. Friend who now owns 5 Bars, Hotel and Disco In Soi Twilight, but likes to play a very low profile, he wont thank me for this, but why stay out of the limelight for so many years, even he can have 5 minutes of fame, so when he rang me this afternoon saying would I take him on a fun Roller Coaster Ride of the Pattaya Bars and restaurants, he knows no one who does it better I was quite chuffed coming from him, as he is normally so hard to please, so much so he has sold his Disco after spending a lot of money on it then after having so much hassle from the police it was not worth all the outgoings to keep it buoyant.

 

http://freemandisco.com/bed/default.asp :- try his web site for an interesting forum.

 

I said where you want to go to start with, can you meet me this afternoon at the pool, one of Pattaya's chill out afternoon places that can be fun.

 

He arrived and so did another dear friend from Bangkok and the Boss of the biggest language school in Thailand who I respect immensely as a friend was there to chat with me also, I said have you met Mr. M. knowing he likes to keep a very low profile, he said yes I have seen him around Soi Twilight but never seen him speak to his staff or any one much, Mr. M. explains he has a tear system where he only deals with managers and they take care of business, he looks at details, no wonder he must be the most successful Gay Business owners in Thailand.

 

With that Mr. M. said where we eating to me and I said you cant go wrong with Luxor our other companion said yes that will do fine, even though he was thinking of dining in Casa Pascal as the 1200 baht including as much wine as you can drink special is very good, we thought our choice was good all round.

 

So I said lets walk there, as we past by Niddies Nook I see the owner American Chris who graciously chatted with us, saying things were doing well after all the Thousands of people who have read about his Niddies Nook, if he was not doing well he would only have his quality of food and time it takes to eat to blame and service.

 

We order our meal my self and Mr. M. have the Chateaubriand and our companion orders the Fish Platter, well to start with we are knocked out with the Broken Hill Shiraz wine we order, so a few bottles of that with the soup that was to die for Mr.M. had the Tomatoe, we had the wild Mushroom, which it is cooked there the best you can taste, so much so our companion orders more even though normally he does not eat a lot.

 

You can not fault the food in Luxor it is so consistent, it is not a 5 star restaurant by any means but it is good food at the right price, with the wow factor of a dining rooms and Helmut could not be a nicer Host.

 

After our companion said he had to meet his assignation of a stunning boyfriend, my friend Martin says, now I've been here many times to a dull evening out shock me, I said well you said it dont blame me.

 

He said Butt Boys is fun I said yes if you like Dinosaurs, come with me, on the way I meet an old friend he says come to see my new Bar called Playboy2 I said not another owner of this Bar, so we go in a selection of older farm boys nothing to stay for, so we buy a drink then move on to KY2 down the road, he says new boys the magic word, ok we look in to find 8 boys one was a Chaing Mia boy I knew from Adams Apple a few years ago, he said the Bar has been closed down by the Police, I said well it is Mr.Toxins Main area of command, Im amazed its lasted so long, he was worth a try but we moved on.

 

KAOS where I say Ill get them wound up in this Bar for you, but dont blame me though, , with that I start to throw some money at the Boys dancing and what a selection some thing for most tastes the smaller boys of last week seemed to be on the missing list, but leaving about 60 assortment of fun guys, who I said give us a fun time, well with that a couple strip and then as I throw more money about ten guys strip naked, well I thought some of the audience one in particular who writes a column on a well know Gay Forum was drooling and eyes on stilts, also I notice one of the more well healed Participants on here, laughing as though he was having the best fun he has had since he was in my companions club a few days ago in Bangkok, I must say even though I was shocked and horrified to see 10 young naked guys perfuming and dancing and having a good party, it was very hypnotic even though I was totally disgusted at the audience to which it was full capacity crowd, who could not get enough.

 

If I was you? I would stay well clear of KAOS GO GO Bar with is New enormous Sign out side, Sunee Plaza is now going to be like Las Vegas I think there getting ready for the Casino's with the million dollar lights going up all over , unless your ready to be shocked, horrified at the sight of big and waving appendages KASO is a NO NO for the Nervous, types.

 

I said lets get out of here its to much naked fun, so we went to Krazy Dragon next door, where it was surprisingly quiet, but even there we saw so may big boys waving there meat about, I thought what is going on in Pattaya every one is showing there meat and thrusting in your face, even though I forgot a boy had put his underpants on my head, no wonder every one was looking at me and falling about laughing.

 

Then I say what about some where a bit quieter Jim Jimmy's, so in we go to sit down and even there half the boys are getting out these very hard pieces of meat, to make us notice them what could I do but to chat to the largest one No 6 I can tell you, the wow factor is still alive and happening in Pattaya, with that passing Sundance Go Go I notice Beer the largest one of the nicest guy who works there, my friend melts saying what a night, you do know how to have fun I said your not far behind me, what a saucy show it all is now in Pattaya just like the old days., how long for I dont know so get there quick, my friend says I cant have so much fun in my bars and when it is naked its all done by a choreographer I said what you think I was doing then getting them all going, what about tomorrow I say diners on you lol

 

Then off to JJ Pub where its wall to wall handsome men packed in from working in the Thai karaoke bars, so we off a couple of stunners then Martin said let me take you to another of our venues for a drink, I said in Pattaya yes its str8 Lucifer's in "Walking street" well after 5 more whiskeys @ 5.45am I left him there talking German to his Partner and I was knocked out with my voice it did not make any sound till the afternoon, so sorry all those guys who rang me during the day. if I have not already I will today.

 

 

Even though he did tell me a few scoops Im afraid I cant let you know as Im sworn to secrecy I did say to him when he asked me what I thought of my stay at his Inn Gay Hotel at the bottom on the right of Soi Twilight, it was as good as Pinnacle Hotel, but 1200 baht no joiners fee, with Marble bathrooms, but only one English channel TV he said is cost so much for more in our 19 rooms it would make the Hotel to expensive I said oh really what a shame.

 

 

[Guest namjai]

As always LMTY, you sure can fill up a forum! Now real quick....can you say YES! I had a great time! or NO! I had a bad time!

 

Poor me I will not be able to make my mind up for another four weeks.

[Guest catawampuscat]

I have also noticed Krazy Dragon seems to have quieted down recently, but it is ok for me as I can easily get a comfortable seat and more boys and less farangs is ok too..

 

Maybe people get a little jaded and anything gets boring if you do it too often...I also noticed Kaos

is packed nightly and one of the most fun places in town..Usually, one or two display their goods but just wave a banknote and some of the undershorts will be in your hands and off the boy.. One little

complaint is the number of ladyboys working there and it seems like over a third of the boys but they

have to eat too...

 

I did notice the doorman across the soi at Sundance..What a bunch of hotties!!

 

I also really like Clubber Yellow bar and it is the most comfortable and friendliest go go bar, where the boys actually dance and it is good fun and usually a good selection to boot.. My favorite boy seems to have vanished but that's life in this scene...

[Guest MonkeySee]

Thanks for the nice reports. I hope the scene will continue to be active and fun for the upcoming months. See you in November.

[TotallyOz]

Thanks for the great report LMTU. Your story was great and very informative! Thanks for being todays scoop reporter!

[Guest letmetellu]

Thanks for the great report LMTU. Your story was great and very informative! Thanks for being todays scoop reporter!

 

Thanks Mr Gaythailand but just some times I wish I could be anonymous I have no idea why I seem to bring the worst out in a few of guys on here, but then I do, its all the same guy with different handles.

 

Why do they make the writer a star and not the interesting Information, I don't know???

 

Ill battle on some how?

[Guest wowpow]

This is vintage LMTU at his peak carousing the bars throwing money around like confetti to make the party swing. What I would give for a photo of him with the boys briefs as headware. I hope it did not ruin the Marcel wave or get stained by the Meadow Gold rinse.

 

Great report and so well written one could almost be there.

 

Thank God as LMTU parts these shores we have GayThailand writing with the same skill.

 

[Guest letmetellu]

This is vintage LMTU at his peak carousing the bars throwing money around like confetti to make the party swing. What I would give for a photo of him with the boys briefs as headware. I hope it did not ruin the Marcel wave or get stained by the Meadow Gold rinse.

 

Great report and so well written one could almost be there.

 

Thank God as LMTU parts these shores we have GayThailand writing with the same skill.

 

 

There is a big difference when you live here to a holiday?

 

Remember this is the quietst season of the year now, so you have to work harder when you live here to make every day fun and it is for me any way?

 

I don't know if this is a compliment or an Insult Tee Pee, but its sure good to be able to read what I write now I'm more sober even though I'm starting to slide back in to the Party scene again, my hair Ill have you know, is as natural as your dick when its hard

 

Pattaya is just a back cloth for the fun Party, you have many people come to Pattaya and Bangkok and expect to be spoiled with sex and boys, it is OK for a holiday but when you live here then they find they want a lot more, this is why some people and you can see them spitting blood every time they see you enjoying your self more then them, what do you exspect if you spend your life so mean you just sit drinking half a beer every night, desparatly trying to break into other guys conversations as no one will talk to you?

 

What they don't realise and Tee Pee knows well, as he is a wonderful entertainer, you have to put a lot of effort into enjoying yourself, mainly you have to make sure others enjoy them self as much or more than you do.

 

Selfish people just stand and watch, you try going to diner with 8, 12, 25, even 35 people, as I did recently, many who have very little to say and come there for others to entertain them, its very hard work I can tell you, we know we do it constantly. but enjoy it immensely when it goes well. so do the diner guests some do not even know what an effort has gone into this fun evening, by the few who have got something interesting and fun to say.but we know the next morning when we are zonked out

[Guest letmetellu]

Naked KAOS.

 

Look for the 9 People so far who have have told me Im making this up, that many boys were running around Kaos Naked as they have been there for the last two night and nothing naked happening only saw big dicks hanging out?

 

It is true but as some can confirm who write on here, you have to make it happen, try giving them some money and tell them to go naked as we did, it just does not happen, Geeeeeeze

[TotallyOz]

Naked KAOS.

 

Look for the 9 People so far who have have told me Im making this up, that many boys were running around Kaos Naked as they have been there for the last two night and nothing naked happening only saw big dicks hanging out?

 

It is true but as some can confirm who write on here, you have to make it happen, try giving them some money and tell them to go naked as we did, it just does not happen, Geeeeeeze

 

Well, I was there when it happened 2 times so I did see it with my own eyes. Also, I know there are many that go there to watch the "show."

 

Sitting with LMTU tonight at Corner bar and 2 very sexy boys kept begging for a short time. Both were very sexy. When you live here, you often forget how amazing the boys are. LMTU said, "if you were in any other place in the world, you would die to spend 10 min with either of these guys." He was right. That is just one of the reasons the place is paradise. But, you also have to help things out and put yourself out there. The more you are known as someone who likes to have a good time, the more offers you get. The more you sit around complaining, the more you will find to complain about.

[Guest letmetellu]

Well, I was there when it happened 2 times so I did see it with my own eyes. Also, I know there are many that go there to watch the "show."

 

Sitting with LMTU tonight at Corner bar and 2 very sexy boys kept begging for a short time. Both were very sexy. When you live here, you often forget how amazing the boys are. LMTU said, "if you were in any other place in the world, you would die to spend 10 min with either of these guys." He was right. That is just one of the reasons the place is paradise. But, you also have to help things out and put yourself out there. The more you are known as someone who likes to have a good time, the more offers you get. The more you sit around complaining, the more you will find to complain about.

 

Wow you are so right GT the guys you took must have been some of the best in Pattaya and what you had in mind for them must have been awesome, where in the world could you get such quality for so little.

 

By the way did they paint your kitchen as you had in mind for them, as you said you were saving your self for another

 

your quote 'The more you sit around complaining, the more you will find to complain about." how true theres a few here this applies to, what a good observation, so you have been watching catty so bored stiff with life, hes had to work poor thing

[TotallyOz]

By the way did they paint your kitchen as you had in mind for them, as you said you were saving your self for another

 

They did not paint anyone's kitchren. All talk and little action. LOL But, it was fun to at least watch the attempts to paint.

[Guest letmetellu]

They did not paint anyone's kitchren. All talk and little action. LOL But, it was fun to at least watch the attempts to paint.

 

Oh dear at least one I know had a very big brush, but it was a good Idea at the time

[Guest letmetellu]

ITS GOING TO BE DISGUSTING DONT MISS IT?

 

Nows your chance to see the Naughty Naked Party, Voted the best Bar of the year, on Tuesday 19th September KAOS is having its "Hot Opening Party" dont miss it youir be in for some amzing big surprizes free buffet Naughty Cabaret and lao Concert

 

So if you want to be shocked cum here

 

if not stay away.?????????????????

 

From 8pm KAOS HOT PARTY BAR SUNEE PLAZA cant miss it, with its new Las Vegas Light sign out side all invited.

[Guest letmetellu]

DONT FORGET KRAZY DRAGON HOT BIRTHDAY PARTY TONIGHT FOR THE OWNER, "MANY BIGBOY SUPPRIZES" FREE BUFFET AND A LOT OF FUN

17th September see you there,