How to Interpret Phrases Thai Boys Use on Gay Personals Sites and Chats

[Gaybutton]

I can't remember just where I found this, but I loved it!

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Hello sexy man. = Hello stupid farang.

 

Hello. Come here = Hello. Come here Sucker.

 

You very handsome, sexy man. = You look like you have a lot of money.

 

Where you come from? = What currency do i need to check the exchange rate?

 

You first time in Thailand? = Just how gullible are you?

 

I no have farang, farang no like me. = I have many farang. Going for your sympathy vote works every time.

 

How long you stay in Thailand? = How long have i got to bleed you dry?

 

Which hotel you stay? = Where will I be sleeping tonight?

 

You have Thai boy? = Do i have to share your money with anyone else?

 

I love you = I love your money.

 

You have good heart = You have a BIG wallet.

 

You good man for me = You are spending a lot of money. You are good for my bank account.

 

I miss you. = I miss your money.

 

I no want money. = I want your money.

 

I no want money. Only want you. = I want all your money.

 

I go with you for free. = This will cost you double.

 

I no Butterfly. = I sleep with my BF and any farang who pays money for me fine.

 

i go with him before but no sex. = I truly am a liar.

 

I not lie, I no like GO-HOK. = I'm a BIG liar.

 

MY FRIEND ME = MY BOYFRIEND

 

MY FRIEND YOU = YOUR FRIEND

 

MONEY ME = MY MONEY

 

MONEY YOU = MY MONEY.

[Guest lvdkeyes]

Which hotel you stay? = Where will I be sleeping tonight?

This question is also to size you up in as much as how much money you are spending. If you are staying at "hi so" hotel they up their price.

[Guest shebavon]

Excuse me GB, but shouldn't this thread belong in Gay Thailand.

 

An addition: Me student: I am broke, want all money you have.

[Gaybutton]

Excuse me GB, but shouldn't this thread belong in Gay Thailand.

Sue me . . .

[Guest laurence]

I can't remember just where I found this, but I loved it!

I miss you. = I miss your money.

 

Say it ain't true, GB!

 

[Gaybutton]

Say it ain't true, GB!

Ok, "it ain't true."

[Guest GaySacGuy]

I wonder what the Thai Boy's list would look like if they made one for us??

 

I am sure it would be interesting!!

 

Let's see...an example

I am 45 years old.....He is at least 60 and older than fuck

I am an active stocky American...He is fat as hell, and can crawl up one flight of stairs if he has too.

 

[Rogie]

I wonder what the Thai Boy's list would look like if they made one for us??

 

I am sure it would be interesting!!

 

You're right there! It is interesting.

 

"Reliable, trustworthy, mature guy, with a loving, caring nature".

 

. . .he's a drunkard, bald as a coot, another boy only has to smile and he's Buddhas-own butterfly.