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FIRST BOOK OF DEMOCRAT

 

OBAMA IS A SHEPHERD,

 

I SHALL NOT WANT.

 

HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES.

 

HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.

 

HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.

 

YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE,

 

I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.

 

OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,

 

MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,

 

SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE.

 

THE DEMOCRATS AND I WILL LIVE FOREVER

 

IN A RENTED HOME.

 

BUT I AM GLAD I AM AN AMERICAN,

 

I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE.

 

BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG

 

AND OBAMA WAS A TREE.

 

Guest lvdkeyes
Posted
BUT I AM GLAD I AM AN AMERICAN,

 

I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE.

 

BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG

 

AND OBAMA WAS A TREE.

If I were a dog

on Bush I would more than pee.

Posted
If I were a dog

on Bush I would more than pee.

 

I hear in texas

They have killer bees

An attack on Bush

That I would see

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