My funny apps story from last night

[vinapu]

 

Last night at 2 am  or so after my companion left I decided that is too scary to sleep alone and I need somebody if only to warm the bed and embrace me in my sleep, in short, no particular requirement and even brother of Hunchbck  of Notre Dame will do. 

So fired Grindr and it was somebody shown at 58 meters away, still online. Actually nice, good looking and at 178  not too short so I sent a message, answer come right away agreeing to complete the night from now till whenever. I gave location and stated that I will be waiting in front of hotel.

And so I went downstairs looking right and left to a completely deserted soi for somebody to show but it was still empty. In about 5 minutes somebody appeared emerging from  my hotel. That was a guy actually better looking than  on an app. Turned out that he is in the same hotel. So via 7/11 we returned there, in elevator it  turned we are staying on the same floor and when  I asked what room you are staying, it was revealed that it was one opposite of mine with our heads leaning at the same wall, just from other side.

So distance of 58 meters really was more like 28 centimeters. Who would think I was so well positioned? 

And good news is, I wasn't asked for taxi money!!! 

[spoon]

What are the odds this happened lol. Now u really can cross hooking up with  next door guy off your list!

[jason1975]

Who is this guy? Is he a tourist also?

[orson]

7 hours ago, vinapu said:

And so I went downstairs looking right and left to a completely deserted soi for somebody to show but it was still empty. In about 5 minutes somebody appeared emerging from  my hotel. That was a guy actually better looking than  on an app. Turned out that he is in the same hotel. So via 7/11 we returned there, in elevator it  turned we are staying on the same floor and when  I asked what room you are staying, it was revealed that it was one opposite of mine with our heads leaning at the same wall, just from other side. 

So distance of 58 meters really was more like 28 centimeters. Who would think I was so well positioned? 

And good news is, I wasn't asked for taxi money!!! 

Are you staying in the Q? Last time I stayed there, a guy at the adjacent room knocked on my door to ask if I had a condom. Then there's the Arab guy in Freshboy. Hmm, my market value seems to be going up these days. 5555

[vinapu]

7 hours ago, spoon said:

What are the odds this happened lol. Now u really can cross hooking up with  next door guy off your list!

And not a bad looking at that

[vinapu]

2 hours ago, jason1975 said:

Who is this guy? Is he a tourist also?

THAI from provinces who came to look for a job and needs some money to secure more stable residence according to what he told me

[vinapu]

I have 2 more stories, not that funny but interesting for me.

Yesterday I released my leash  and throughout the day took 3 massages I 3 different places by masseurs new for me. From all 3 received very doubtful complement - that I look like KFC guy. Doubtful claim on fame but if you don, t have what you like, like what you have said I to myself. 

Second is from today morning. Waiting for green light in front of king statue at Lumpini noticed good looking guy who impatiently just crossed street on red. Sent him second long look of condemnation and even followed him with glance as he was quite a something in looks depertmnent. 

Hour ot two later got message on Grindr from guy  the I looked at him in the morning. Asked if he is red crossing guy, yes he was. I must say, admire his gaydar as it was really just cursory glance from me. To make story short - it looks he will come tomorrow for the lecture of proper street crossing. 

 

 

 

[flashbarryallen]

@vinapuHopefully the lecture you give him has thorough assessment to make sure he is street ready once again. 

[vinapu]

23 hours ago, orson said:

Are you staying in the Q? 

No, too classy for me ( read "I'm to stingy for Q") 

 

 

 

 

Edited May 22, 2022 by vinapu

[vinapu]

23 minutes ago, flashbarryallen said:

@vinapuHopefully the lecture you give him has thorough assessment to make sure he is street ready once again. 

First I need to prepare my lecture papers tonight and survive it

[vinapu]

Lecture completed, both guy and his appendage straightened up this morning. 

 

[flashbarryallen]

@vinapuWe thank you for your public service and providing proper straightening (and whatever other positions attempted) to miscreants who dare mess with established street crossing practices.

[DenverDude]

One time I was in India, staying at a luxury hotel in Chennai, the room cleaner on my floor found me on Grindr and we hooked up in my room.  😃

[fedssocr]

15 hours ago, vinapu said:

Lecture completed, both guy and his appendage straightened up this morning. 

 

I was going to ask if you gave him a good spanking

[floridarob]

On 5/22/2022 at 5:49 AM, vinapu said:

that I look like KFC guy

Finger licking good .....?

[vinapu]

1 hour ago, fedssocr said:

I was going to ask if you gave him a good spanking

As you may recall, I,m not in habit of reporting behind the closed door stuff, lol

[vinapu]

1 hour ago, floridarob said:

Finger licking good .....?

KFC  and finger licking good ?

We must be of different religion !

[floridarob]

It's their slogan...

[vinapu]

It seems that after being called KFC,  now  next round  of abuse was thrown at me by well known to me massage guy during our session. 

He saw me marching with 3 boys last night and suggested I should change my name to Casanova. Jealousy at work I guess

 

 

 

[spoon]

3 boys now? Thats a foursome right? Or is it already an orgy haha

[vinapu]

12 hours ago, spoon said:

3 boys now? Thats a foursome right? Or is it already an orgy haha

Sort of, hope to host two of that trio again tonight. 

 

[vinapu]

Not app related as, guy was from massage, and the same of Casanova remark but have doubtfully funny story  from this morning I,m bit ashamed to tell but I will type with closed eyes and it should do the trick of covering my shame. 

For some reason and out of blue I passed wind ( see my red face), not particularly loud or fragrant but my guy obviously noticed and said : ,, it must be your another boyfriend calling you"

[bkkmfj2648]

5 hours ago, vinapu said:

Not app related as, guy was from massage, and the same of Casanova remark but have doubtfully funny story  from this morning I,m bit ashamed to tell but I will type with closed eyes and it should do the trick of covering my shame. 

For some reason and out of blue I passed wind ( see my red face), not particularly loud or fragrant but my guy obviously noticed and said : ,, it must be your another boyfriend calling you"

oh my God - that must have been a totally uncomfortable situation.

were you able to "over-cum" that difficult situation ?

[vinapu]

1 hour ago, bkkmfj2648 said:

oh my God - that must have been a totally uncomfortable situation.

were you able to "over-cum" that difficult situation ?

It would be if guy was  new to me but in this case with record of 4 or 5 long times and the same number of massage session we just heartily laughed it off

[alvnv]

I like his sense of humor. Do you communicate in English or Thai?