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Now that the Chinese New Year is fast approaching I looked about what animal year I was born in. I learned that my Thai friend and I have the same Chinese zodiac and we were born on the same day of the week. We also have the same cycle (1 cycle is 12 years). My cycle is 5 and 3 months.

Guest Astrrro
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When making conversation in bars it's useful to ask a boy what his animal sign is. You probably will get an honest answer and you can see if it matches up with his ID.

 

Year of the Horse means he's legal. :D

 

It's remotely possible that if he were born in early February 1991 and if he's using the Chinese method which extends the year into early February he could say Horse and that he'd be just a a pubic hair shy of 18. But I think most boys use the fixed year system where the animal year is based on Western calendar year rather than Chinese year so a boy born in early February 1991 would say they were born in the Year of the Ram which you should avoid.

 

So Horse, Snake, Dragon, and Rabbit are good answers.

 

Ram, Monkey, and Rooster bad answers.

Guest jtrack33
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If the boy is a pig, fucks like a rabbit and has balls dragon on the floor and a snake to match a horse that could be rammed in your ass, would you still need a condom and have to check his ID if there is an "r" in the month?

 

 

Guest xiandarkthorne
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But I think most boys use the fixed year system where the animal year is based on Western calendar year rather than Chinese year so a boy born in early February 1991 would say they were born in the Year of the Ram which you should avoid.

 

So Horse, Snake, Dragon, and Rabbit are good answers.

 

Ram, Monkey, and Rooster bad answers.

 

Not if the boy has Chinese ancestry. I am western-educated and I still make it a point to emphasise the fact that I am a Dog because I was born in January. Same holds true for most of the Chinese I know and that includes the Thai Chinese relatives in Bangkok.

Guest Astrrro
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Not if the boy has Chinese ancestry. I am western-educated and I still make it a point to emphasise the fact that I am a Dog because I was born in January. Same holds true for most of the Chinese I know and that includes the Thai Chinese relatives in Bangkok.

 

 

So we'll have to wait till Valentine's Day to make certain that all Year of the Horse boys are legal. New Year was late in 1991. Though the question remains are they hung like a horse? :D

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