This is fishy

[Guest]

Dozens of people in Taiwan have changed their names to "salmon" to take advantage of a restaurant's sushi promotion deal.

Officials have issued a plea asking people to stop visiting government offices to request the name change, according to local media.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-56442439

[Riobard]

This news has spawned an idea downstream re: capitalizing on the deal ... Guillaume to qualify for gui yu. There’s even a bit of a play on words: gill. A cut above the ubiquitous ‘salmon’, now a lox cause, smoked by the will of competition.