Bush Library needs you.

[Guest shebavon]

This appeal was received from a good friend in the states.

 

Please see if you have it in your heart to help.

 

 

 

Dear Fellow Constituent:

 

The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the

planning stages and accepting donations. The Library will include:

 

The Hurricane Katrina Room , which is still under construction.

 

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

 

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

 

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

 

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

 

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

 

The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.

 

The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.

 

The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.

 

The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.)

 

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.

 

The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

 

The Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

 

The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

 

Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to

help you locate and view the President's

accomplishments.

 

The library will also include many famous Quotes by GeorgeW. Bush:

 

'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.'

 

'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.'

 

'Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.'

 

'No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription drugs and medicine.'

 

'I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.'

 

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'

 

'Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.'

 

'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.'

 

'One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.' (during an education photo-op)

 

'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.'...George W.Bush to Sam Donaldson

 

PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY!

Sincerely,

Jack Abramoff, Co-Chair

Robert A.M. Stern , Architect

G.W. Bush Library Board of Director

 

[Guest Steve1903]

Yeah, very good and clever too. The comics are going to miss GW soo badly.

[Guest laurence]

George is giving his farewell address tonight in the US. It is only 15 minutes but too much for me to bear. I cringe every time he opens his mouth and speaks.

Very amusing post, shebavon.

[KhorTose]

Should not his Library contain the books and writers that influenced him the most?

 

The Living Bible by Ted Haggard, or how God wants you to do meth and have a call boy.

Winning the war in Iraq by Donald Rumsfield.

Hiring a man to do your thinking for you by Dick Chaney.

CIA the best in Intelligence by Mr. "Slam-Dunk" George Tenat

The art of public speaking by Donald Duck

and finally, winning friends and influencing people by Edward Hyde

[Guest shebavon]

Should not his Library contain the books and writers that influenced him the most?

 

The Living Bible by Ted Haggard, or how God wants you to do meth and have a call boy.

Winning the war in Iraq by Donald Rumsfield.

Hiring a man to do your thinking for you by Dick Chaney.

CIA the best in Intelligence by Mr. "Slam-Dunk" George Tenat

The art of public speaking by Donald Duck

and finally, winning friends and influencing people by Edward Hyde

And let us not forget the immortal "My Pet Goat" of 9/11 fame.

[Guest CurlyEye]

And let us not forget the immortal "My Pet Goat" of 9/11 fame.

 

I always shake my head when I see Dubya holding My Pet Goat in those pics from 9/11 and the damned book is upside down. Pretty good trick ol' Dubya had, being able to read equally well in that manner.