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A Tibetian monk sees the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine

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A patient comes out of lasik surgery.

renderTimingPixel.pngThe surgeon asks if he wants the good news or bad news first.

The man excitedly replies, "I'll take the good news first."

The surgeon tells him, "well you're about to get a new dog."

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