COVID-19 SHELTERED IN PLACE HUMOR

[Lucky]

[Lucky]

[Lucky]

Not COVID but funny...

[Latbear4blk]

[Lucky]

This isn't COVID humor, but where else could I post about a smart toilet being able to analyze your anus? Calling Adam Smith...

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-stanfords-new-smart-toilet-will-know-you-by-your-butthole-20200406-7wzv25xyv5hshowjbpztroswcm-story.html

[SexyAsianStud]

In the USA, the President is one, among many, who believes the coronavirus will go away with the onset of warm weather.  According to Alexa, the low temp in Bangkok is 25C. The high will be 30C.  That means the reports of new cases in Thailand must be fake news.

 

[Buddy2]

9 minutes ago, SexyAsianStud said:

In the USA, the President is one, among many, who believes the coronavirus will go away with the onset of warm weather.  According to Alexa, the low temp in Bangkok is 25C. The high will be 30C.  That means the reports of new cases in Thailand must be fake news.

 

Let's ask CNN'S Chris Cuomo. He is not busy right now. Chris is probably resting from dealing personallywith COVID-19 and preparing for his show tonight, but he will fit it in.

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Trump Admits 18 New States To Increase Competition For Medical Supplies

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Southern Governors Argue Covid-19 Good Christian Virus That Wouldn’t Dare Spread During Church

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https://youtu.be/wHUHPMRfBSE

 

I've come across clips of Asians getting spat on,

the cretin in this clip spat on oranges (pretty close to yellow)

and got what he deserved.

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[Buddy2]

On 4/1/2020 at 11:12 PM, OhPlease said:

William, honestly, this post of yours would be better replaced with Ethel Merman singing everything‘s coming up roses. So you don’t have to Google that I’ll just place it here for you. Have you ever shaken Ethel Merman’s hand?  Thanks for personal  biographical references though. 

 

I am old enough to have seen Ethel in "Gypsy" and Mary Martin in "The Sound of Music." I was in high school and my parents bought the tickets. Good memory. Ms Merman was very different on stage than television and films. Ms. Martin wasn't, but she had been more successful in the ("Peter Pan").

[Lucky]

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[AdamSmith]

On 4/4/2020 at 9:41 AM, SexyAsianStud said:

 

I love you.

If it was not obvious already.

[AdamSmith]

On 4/4/2020 at 9:41 AM, SexyAsianStud said:

 

 

[AdamSmith]

On 4/11/2020 at 8:16 PM, AdamSmith said:

 

Padam Padam

Versions: #1#2

This tune which haunts me day and night

This tune wasn't written today

It comes from as far away as I come

Dragged around by a hundred thousand musicains

One day this tune will drive me mad

A hundred times I've wanted to say why

But it's interrupted me

It always speaks before i do

And its voice drowns out my voice

 

Padam...padam...padam

It comes running up behind me

Padam...padam...padam

It plays me the trick of: do you remember

Padam...padam...padam

It is a tune that points me out

And I drag after me like a mistake child

This tune that knows everything by heart

 

It says: "Remember your loves

Remember because it's your turn

There's no reason why you shouldn't cry

Encumbered with your memories

"And me, I see again those who remain

My 20 years * make the drum beat

I see the succession of gestures flash by

All the comedy of love

To this tune which just keeps playing

 

Padam...padam...padam

The "I love you"s of 14th July **

Padam...padam...padam...

The "always" that you buy dirt cheap

Padam...padam...padam

The "would you's" are there in piles

And all this to come upon on the corner of the street

This tune that recognised me

 

Listen to the commotion which it causes me

As if my whole past went marching by

Need to keep some sorrow for later

I've got scores full in this tune which beats.

Which beats like a wooden heart

https://lyricstranslate.com/en/padam-padam-padam-padam.html-7

[AdamSmith]

On 4/7/2020 at 9:42 AM, Lucky said:

analyze your anus?

P.S. This phrase itself is worthy of a Yale literary seminar. 

[AdamSmith]

The Owl in the Sarcophagus

Wallace Stevens

I
Two forms move among the dead, high sleep
Who by his highness quiets them, high peace
Upon whose shoulders even the heavens rest,

Two brothers. And a third form, she that says
Good-by in the darkness, speaking quietly there,
To those that cannot say good-by themselves.

These forms are visible to the eye that needs,
Needs out of the whole necessity of sight.
The third form speaks, because the ear repeats,

Without a voice, inventions of farewell.
These forms are not abortive figures, rocks,
Impenetrable symbols, motionless. They move

About the night. They live without our light,
In an element not the heaviness of time,
In which reality is prodigy.

There sleep the brother is the father, too,
And peace is cousin by a hundred names
And she that in the syllable between life

And death cries quickly, in a flash of voice,
Keep you, keep you, I am gone, oh keep you as
My memory, is the mother of us all,

The earthly mother and the mother of
The dead. Only the thought of those dark three
Is dark, thought of the forms of dark desire.

II
There came a day, there was a day--one day
A man walked living among the forms of thought
To see their lustre truly as it is

And in harmonious prodigy to be,
A while, conceiving his passage as into a time
That of itself stood still, perennial,

Less time than place, less place than thought of place
And, if of substance, a likeness of the earth,
That by resemblance twanged him through and through,

Releasing an abysmal melody,
A meeting, an emerging in the light,
A dazzle of remembrance and of sight.

III
There he saw well the foldings in the height
Of sleep, the whiteness folded into less,
Like many robings, as moving masses are,

As a moving mountain is, moving through day
And night, colored from distances, central
Where luminous agitations come to rest,

In an ever-changing, calmest unity,
The unique composure, harshest streakings joined
In a vanishing-vanished violet that wraps round

The giant body the meanings of its folds,
The weaving and the crinkling and the vex,
As on water of an afternoon in the wind

After the wind has passed. Sleep realized
Was the whiteness that is the ultimate intellect,
A diamond jubilance beyond the fire,

That gives its power to the wild-ringed eye.
Then he breathed deeply the deep atmosphere
Of sleep, the accomplished, the fulfilling air.

IV
There peace, the godolphin and fellow, estranged, estranged,
Hewn in their middle as the beam of leaves,
The prince of shither-shade and tinsel lights,

Stood flourishing the world. The brilliant height
And hollow of him by its brilliance calmed,
Its brightness burned the way good solace seethes.

This was peace after death, the brother of sleep,
The inhuman brother so much like, so near,
Yet vested in a foreign absolute,

Adorned with cryptic stones and sliding shines,
An immaculate personage in nothingness,
With the whole spirit sparkling in its cloth,

Generations of the imagination piled
In the manner of its stitchings, of its thread,
In the weaving round the wonder of its need,

And the first flowers upon it, an alphabet
By which to spell out holy doom and end,
A bee for the remembering of happiness.

Peace stood with our last blood adorned, last mind,
Damasked in the originals of green,
A thousand begettings of the broken bold.

This is that figure stationed at our end,
Always, in brilliance, fatal, final, formed
Out of our lives to keep us in our death,

To watch us in the summer of Cyclops
Underground, a king as candle by our beds
In a robe that is our glory as he guards.

V
But she that says good-by losing in self
The sense of self, rosed out of prestiges
Of rose, stood tall in self not symbol, quick

And potent, an influence felt instead of seen.
She spoke with backward gestures of her hand.
She held men closely with discovery,

Almost as speed discovers, in the way
Invisible change discovers what is changed,
In the way what was has ceased to be what is.

It was not her look but a knowledge that she had.
She was a self that knew, an inner thing,
Subtler than look's declaiming, although she moved

With a sad splendor, beyond artifice,
Impassioned by the knowledge that she had,
There on the edges of oblivion.

O exhalation, O fling without a sleeve
And motion outward, reddened and resolved
From sight, in the silence that follows her last word--

VI
This is the mythology of modern death
And these, in their mufflings, monsters of elegy,
Of their own marvel made, of pity made,

Compounded and compounded, life by life,
These are death's own supremest images,
The pure perfections of parental space,

The children of a desire that is the will,
Even of death, the beings of the mind
In the light-bound space of the mind, the floreate flare...

It is a child that sings itself to sleep,
The mind, among the creatures that it makes,
The people, those by which it lives and dies.