Age limit for Saunas???

[Watlas]

Going to Brazil for the first time soon. I am 56 and I wanted to know if GP's will accept my business, or am I too old for the saunas in Rio or SP (what is the age range of the customers in the saunas in Brazil?)

Thanks!

[pauleiro]

At 56, you will certainly be of the average age of  the sauna customers (or among the youngest lol). GP do not care about the age. As long as you have the money and you are clean, GP will love going with you. 

[BlkSuperman]

You will be fine.  I met an 80 year old there over the summer and he was taking guys upstairs for sex. I've also seen much older guys, who could barely walk, cuddled up with some of the hottest guys in the saunas. Age wont matter at all.

Edited November 19, 2019 by BlkSuperman

[BlkSuperman]

You will be fine.  I met an 80 year old there over the summer and he was taking guys upstairs for sex. I've also seen much older guys, who could barely walk, cuddled up with some of the hottest guys in the saunas. Age wont matter at all.

[AdamSmith]

How old is this gentleman? 

[Riobard]

150 bonoros per bonor ... a good deal at today’s exchanges. 

[Riobard]

4 hours ago, BlkSuperman said:

You will be fine.  I met an 80 year old there over the summer and he was taking guys upstairs for sex. I've also seen much older guys, who could barely walk, cuddled up with some of the hottest guys in the saunas. Age wont matter at all.

 

[BlkSuperman]

39 minutes ago, AdamSmith said:

How old is this gentleman? 

@AdamSmith, this guy always gets me what I want in the sauna. You're a BIG BALLER in my eyes @AdamSmith.

[SolaceSoul]

1 hour ago, AdamSmith said:

How old is this gentleman? 

This homen is MUCH older, and more common at the Brazilian saunas. 
 

[NoGagSuckerSF]

5 hours ago, AdamSmith said:

How old is this gentleman? 

He looks great for a man of 100 years of age!

[Riobard]

Republic liberty effigy female. 

[AdamSmith]

14 hours ago, Riobard said:

Republic liberty effigy female. 

Incantation to the Deep Old Ones out of H.P. Lovecraft?!

[Riobard]

That works LOL ... also, Brazil is XX and its currency notes’ symbols estrogenic, bartering for testes. 

[AdamSmith]

12 hours ago, Riobard said:

That works LOL ... also, Brazil is XX and its currency notes’ symbols estrogenic, bartering for testes. 

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  I say to you againe, doe not call up Any that you cannot put downe; by the Which I mean, Any that can in Turne call up somewhat against you, whereby your Powerfullest Devices may not be of use. Ask of the Lesser, lest the Greater shall not wish to answer, and shall commande more than you.

[AdamSmith]

shadows on the floor. Then Ward ventured: “And is this what asks so hotly for a reckoning? Suppose a man does find it now and then useful to be twofold?” “No,” said Willett gravely, “again you are wrong. It is no business of mine if any man seeks duality; provided he has any right to exist at all, and provided he does not destroy what called him out of space.” Ward now started violently. “Well, Sir, what have ye found, and what d’ye want with me?” The doctor let a little time elapse before replying, as if choosing his words for an effective answer. “I have found,” he finally intoned, “something in a cupboard behind an ancient overmantel where a picture once was, and I have burned it and buried the ashes where the grave of Charles Dexter Ward ought to be.” The madman choked and sprang from the chair in which he had been sitting: “Damn ye, who did ye tell—and who’ll believe it was he after these full two months, with me alive? What d’ye mean to do?” Willett, though a small man, actually took on a kind of judicial majesty as he calmed the patient with a gesture. “I have told no one. This is no common case—it is a madness out of time and a horror from beyond the spheres which no police or lawyers or courts or alienists could ever fathom or grapple with. Thank God some chance has left inside me the spark of imagination, that I might not go astray in thinking out this thing. You cannot deceive me, Joseph Curwen, for I know that your accursed magic is true! “I know how you wove the spell that brooded outside the years and fastened on your double and descendant; I know how you drew him into the past and got him to raise you up from your detestable grave; I know how he kept you hidden in his laboratory while you studied modern things and roved abroad as a vampire by night, and how you later shewed yourself in beard and glasses that no one might wonder at your godless likeness to him; I know what you resolved to do when he balked at your monstrous rifling of the world’s tombs, and at what you planned afterward, and I know how you did it. “You left off your beard and glasses and fooled the guards around the house. They thought it was he who went in, and they thought it was he who came out when you had strangled and hidden him. But you hadn’t reckoned on the different contents of two minds. You were a fool, Curwen, to fancy that a mere visual identity would be enough. Why didn’t you think of the speech and the voice and the handwriting? It hasn’t worked, you see, after all. You know better than I who or what wrote that message in minuscules, but I will warn you it was not written in vain. There are abominations and blasphemies which must be stamped out, and I believe that the writer of those words will attend to Orne and Hutchinson. One of those creatures wrote you once, ‘do not call up any that you can not put down’. You were undone once before, perhaps in that very way, and it may be that your own evil magic will undo you all again. Curwen, a man can’t tamper with Nature beyond certain limits, and every horror you have woven will rise up to wipe you out.” But here the doctor was cut short by a convulsive cry from the creature before him. Hopelessly at bay, weaponless, and knowing that any show of physical violence would bring a score of attendants to the doctor’s rescue, Joseph Curwen had recourse to his one ancient ally, and began a series of cabbalistic motions with his forefingers as his deep, hollow voice, now unconcealed by feigned hoarseness, bellowed out the opening words of a terrible formula. “PER ADONAI ELOIM, ADONAI JEHOVA, ADONAI SABAOTH, METRATON. . . .” But Willett was too quick for him. Even as the dogs in the yard outside began to howl, and even as a chill wind sprang suddenly up from the bay, the doctor commenced the solemn and measured intonation of that which he had meant all along to recite. An eye for an eye—magic for magic—let the outcome shew how well the lesson of the abyss had been learned! So in a clear voice Marinus Bicknell Willett began the second of that pair of formulae whose first had raised the writer of those minuscules—the cryptic invocation whose heading was the Dragon’s Tail, sign of the descending node—   “OGTHROD AI’F GEB’L—EE’H YOG-SOTHOTH ‘NGAH’NG AI’Y ZHRO!” At the very first word from Willett’s mouth the previously commenced formula of the patient stopped short. Unable to speak, the monster made wild motions with his arms until they too were arrested. When the awful name of Yog-Sothoth was uttered, the hideous change began. It was not merely a dissolution, but rather a transformation orrecapitulation; and Willett shut his eyes lest he faint before the rest of the incantation could be pronounced. But he did not faint, and that man of unholy centuries and forbidden secrets never troubled the world again. The madness out of time had subsided, and the case of Charles Dexter Ward was closed. Opening his eyes before staggering out of that room of horror, Dr. Willett saw that what he had kept in memory had not been kept amiss. There had, as he had predicted, been no need for acids. For like his accursed picture a year before, Joseph Curwen now lay scattered on the floor as a thin coating of fine bluish-grey dust.

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[sydneyboy1]

On 11/19/2019 at 7:55 PM, Watlas said:

Going to Brazil for the first time soon. I am 56 and I wanted to know if GP's will accept my business, or am I too old for the saunas in Rio or SP (what is the age range of the customers in the saunas in Brazil?)

Thanks!

Any sauna boy who did not like men 56 or over would starve.

[SolaceSoul]

The saunas with the working guys will not care much if the client is 21 or 91. It’s all about the money and your ability to come to an agreement with your worker of choice.

However, at saunas without payboys — where patrons play with each other and select their playmates by physical not monetary attraction — age, looks, build and other physical attributes are kings.

[LondonF4]

Love this discussion! I’m a little younger that the OP but also worried I’m too old. Apparently not!  Maybe it’s the pandemic but I’m hornier now than when I was in my 30s/40s and it feels like there might be another world waiting for me in Brazil!

 

[Lucky]

I am in my 70's and have had no problem with the sauna guys.

[Firestarter]

On 11/20/2019 at 12:06 AM, Riobard said:

 

His final words were, "Thank you, baby. Glub, glub, glub."

-My apologies I'm just on GG high since Betty bought a farm.