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New Mass Bringing Gays Back to Church

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It's the latest version of the High Mass, the no-decor-barred event where all formalities reigned and choirs sang. Nowadays gays have learned that the priest is your buddy, he even likes boys too! But this new mass caused two teens to get arrested at the Spanish Cathedral of Santiago de Compostela. Turns out that they must have thought a High Mass really meant high, so they added marijuana to the incense burners. Lots of it.

" “it was a joke, the idea came during the Christmas Eve mass, we bought no more than half a kilo of weed and we drop it inside the censer-burner, we are sure that people has left of the Cathedral happier more than ever”. Finally, they were freed without charge but they will not be able to discharge their functions as altar boys any more. " Imagine that- altar boys who cannot discharge. Source: https://thereisnews.com/two-altar-boys-was-arrested-for-putting-marijuana-in-the-censer-burner3333/

Not much happening in this forum lately, so at least I tried to add some fun! Here's another story from thereisnews.com:

Man hospitalized after inserting a battery up his butthole to boost his energy

https://thereisnews.com/hospitalized-after-putting-a-battery-in-his-ass-to-get-more-energy5555/

 

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