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'Dazzling Penis' Chris Pine's nude scene in new movie

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I've seen many a "dazzling" penis in my time, so Pine would have to have something on the equivalent of a Brasilian sauna boy to impress me.

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Any good-looking Hollywood actor who has the courage to drop trou and possesses non-deformed junk that measures above average will be labeled "dazzling." It's just that rare an experience.

Unfortunately for men who aren't porn stars, we live in this obsessive age of super-size. It's an obnoxious form of gluttony. It's amazing any actor would brave the social media onslaught and allow full-frontal in his contract.

Whenever an actor agrees to do full-frontal, he runs the risk of his junk leading the headlines. Much like inviting a cute dog on stage, the bare cock has a way of stealing the show. Chris Pine is currently enduring the phenomenon.

What fascinates me is his decision to do it. I suspect only his agent knows for sure.

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Pine did an underwear scene in one of the Star Trek films. He was wearing underwear that looked like he borrowed from Benjamin Nicholas, a style that would look great on both. There was no Dirk Diggler evidence. But cute and sexy is all I ever require.

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The "dazzling" penis arrives tomorrow, Nov 9. I happen to be a Netflix member. Perhaps I'll be the first on the internet to post a screenshot. Considering all the press, (I've never seen so many reviews on a guy's penis before), I'm surprised one of the "reviewers" has not uploaded a photo yet.

For those who may not be interested in sitting through a Braveheart-meets-Thrones bloodfest, sources tell me that the penis scene begins at the 1:27:52 mark.

I'm so looking forward to fulfilling my fantasy of giving Chris Pine a long and sloppy blowjob and ball licking.

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Talk about HYPE. Just goes to show how desperate some folks are to see actor cock. Or just cock.

Oh well. The size queens are going to be mad as hell. Chris Pine's "dazzling penis" is certainly no Rocco Siffredi in Anatomy of Hell. Nowhere near Michael Fassbender in Shame.

Here it is. I had to enhance it just so it could be seen better.

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Earlier in the film, Pine has sex with his wife in a tent. The scene is very dark, but lots of people were talking about the pubic hair moment when Pine gets undressed. Here's the scene that shows Pine's pubic bush at its fullest:

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Then, when the sex begins, the director decides to focus on Pine's ass. Pine has a fine ass. Clearly clean shaven for this setup. You can't see the movement in a still image, but Pine's thrusts are very erotic. Unfortunately, none of the nude scenes last very long. And the scenes are very dark. For your viewing pleasure, I brightened the light a bit.

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I could be wrong, but I thought I heard they used an ass double for this scene. They don't like to talk about these decisions in public. Kills the fantasy.

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OK. So the journalist who used the word "dazzling" has never seen a penis before. Too bad for her.

In all fairness, Chris Pine seems to have a pretty cock. When he lets his bush grow out, he has a forest. You're not going to see much detail in this film, but I zoomed in at 200%, and all looks mighty fine. I'll bet he's a lot of fun when his cock gets hard.

I admire Chris Pine for taking the plunge. And I'm not just talking about doing a nude scene, coming out of a pond in what probably is very cold water. I also love his frank talk about doing full-frontal. "Why is it expected for women but not for men?"

There's absolutely nothing wrong with having a pretty penis. Pretty comes in all shapes, colors, and sizes. Pine let all the world see his junk. He had to know many would judge. He does not look like a modern day porn star, and that's what porn watchers want from Hollywood's leading men.

IMO, Chris Pine owns a special kind of courage. I'll be paying more attention to Chris Pine in the future.

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Thanks for sharing the pic, RockHardNYC. Now I can skip the movie. It would probably have made me uncomfortable anyway! We can't have that!

I saw Chris Pine on stage in LA once. I had a close up seat. He is nice looking, but his acting is better.

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Since this thread was a dud for the size queens, I posted some photos in the porn section:

You need to be a member to see them. A good reason to join this club.

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