Do You Sit Or Stand To Pee

[Guest FunJockNYC]

Stand, except in the middle of the night sit, easier to aim

[BiBottomBoy]

I sit in the middle of the night as well.

That said my dad is visiting me in January and just told me he needs to find out where to get adult diapers.

I'm imainging asking at my local pharmacy and having them think I need them!

[RanGar_0]

On 10/19/2018 at 7:13 PM, MsGuy said:

Boys stand, girls sit. Jeez Louise, guys, grow a pair! 

What do you do if your doing #2?  Do you stand to pee b4 or after?

[BiBottomBoy]

ha!

[kjun12]

I am somewhat amazed that this topic has gained this much traction.

[RA1]

16 hours ago, BiBottomBoy said:

I sit in the middle of the night as well.

That said my dad is visiting me in January and just told me he needs to find out where to get adult diapers.

I'm imainging asking at my local pharmacy and having them think I need them!

Just order them from Walmart.  They will be delivered in a plain brown box. 

Best regards,

RA1

[AdamSmith]

10 hours ago, kjun12 said:

I am somewhat amazed that this topic has gained this much traction.

[BiBottomBoy]

Why AdamSmith?

We all gotta pee.

[AdamSmith]

On 12/14/2018 at 5:17 AM, BiBottomBoy said:

Why AdamSmith?

We all gotta pee.

Just a joke about 'traction.'

After you get peed on, you get a lot more skin-on-skin 'traction.'

are you unaware? 

Piss is king.

[MsGuy]

Ewww,  AdamSmith

Just...ewww...

[AdamSmith]

P.S. (so to speak  ) pee is sterile.

Unless you have a urinary infection, which we lucky penis-owning sex of the species seldom get.

[MsGuy]

Does the clap count as one of those seldom gotten urinary tract infections?

[BiBottomBoy]

yes

[Riobard]

I began and will wrap up doing neither of the two options. In the name of consistency I fail to grasp why we cannot simply pass water wherever and however we like. I share these sentiments about secretions with Pavlov's dog. 

[Jakethetenth]

I'm kind of curious how this train of thought started...

[BiBottomBoy]

I hooked up with a guy who sits to pee.

[AdamSmith]

13 hours ago, BiBottomBoy said:

I hooked up with a guy who sits to pee.

One hopes you took full advantage thereof.

[mickyfitz]

I always sit at home but stand if I’m out at a bar or restaurant, it’s all about time priorities! 

[Lucky]

This topic  has run its course! That's my opinion, but not to worry, I am not pissed off!

[BiBottomBoy]

lucky, that's cool and mellow yellow.

[Lucky]

A sitting story:

whilst sitting on the toilet in my Bangkok hotel room, I suddenly felt a large burst of warm liguid. It was an explosion! I panicked, jumped up from the toilet, fraught with worry that some organ had burst 

But once I was up, I could see what happened. The hotel had installed new  toilets. I hadn’t noticed that now I could wash the front or the rear. A blow dry came after!

So, the blowout that I thought was from me was the butt washer, now frantically trying to find my butt. Not to worry, we’ve become the best of friends!

[BiBottomBoy]

that's hilarious

[Lucky]

Notable too is that the instructions on the machine were all in English. I thought it was the Japanese that we’re into that stuff.

But, I have changed hotels, and there is no butt washer (or dryer!) in my new room. I guess I will  have  to try remember how we did it back then.

[Hirsch123]

Where a urinal is available, I'll always choose to use it and stand.

Makes me feel more masculine somehow.

[blueskies]

I usually stand but every once in a while, I'll sit. Gotta change things up sometimes