Odd sayings you heard growing up?

[TotallyOz]

"I've known you since you were knee-high to a grasshopper"
"Well bless your heart"
"Go pick a switch"
"Don't let the door hitcha where the good Lord splitcha!"
"I reckon he’s happier than a pig in slop."
"It's hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire".

[AdamSmith]

Anything by Red Skelton. (I was born 1959.)

[tassojunior]

If the good lord's willing and the creek don't rise.

[OneFinger]

"Eee gods and little fishes."

"It's enough to blow the grapes off your Grandmothers bonnet."

"I'm sweating like a black man at election."

"You're mixing your eggs and door knobs and coming up with eggknobs."

 

[AdamSmith]

My grandmother's (born 1902) favorite:

I'm gone do that, if I live.

Meaning: only the Reaper can stop me! 

[RA1]

Colder than a well digger's ass.

Best regards,

RA1

[AdamSmith]

'All jungled up.'

My grandma's (born 1902) many-generations-old pronunciation of 'All jumbled up.'

Doubtless an authentic Elizabethan voicing of it.