TotallyOz Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 "I've known you since you were knee-high to a grasshopper" "Well bless your heart" "Go pick a switch" "Don't let the door hitcha where the good Lord splitcha!" "I reckon he’s happier than a pig in slop." "It's hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire". AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 Anything by Red Skelton. (I was born 1959.) TotallyOz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tassojunior Posted July 16, 2018 Members Share Posted July 16, 2018 If the good lord's willing and the creek don't rise. AdamSmith and TotallyOz 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OneFinger Posted July 16, 2018 Members Share Posted July 16, 2018 "Eee gods and little fishes." "It's enough to blow the grapes off your Grandmothers bonnet." "I'm sweating like a black man at election." "You're mixing your eggs and door knobs and coming up with eggknobs." AdamSmith and TotallyOz 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 My grandmother's (born 1902) favorite: I'm gone do that, if I live. Meaning: only the Reaper can stop me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RA1 Posted July 16, 2018 Members Share Posted July 16, 2018 Colder than a well digger's ass. Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 'All jungled up.' My grandma's (born 1902) many-generations-old pronunciation of 'All jumbled up.' Doubtless an authentic Elizabethan voicing of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...