Yet another newbie's first time in Brazil and its sauna

[Riobard]

Spoiler alert:

I popped into Adan (Madrid) recently prior to my sweep of Andalucía. There is a middle-aged guy who came on to me in a very overtly brazen manner, but I realized he probably does this mostly for shits and giggles. It is a caricature of move-busting.  It was slightly offputting at first but then I realized he is possibly one of the usual array of barometer reads of new clientele by the working guys. The garotos are all pals-y with him. He is obviously a fixture there. I played it up with him and a good chuckle was had by all. It can all be culture-shocking and pushes the boundaries of comfort zones. He perhaps needed to know I was "OK" by putting me on display. He may also be 'crackers' but, short of intrusive molestation, we can graciously be the cheese or paté. I would not ordinarily invite this kind of interaction, but it is more good for me than bad for me.

For prospective visitors, sorry for the reveal.

[torogen]

8 hours ago, Riobard said:

For prospective visitors, sorry for the reveal.

Don't even worry about it! Nobody can understand what you are trying to say anyway!

[Riobard]

2 hours ago, torogen said:

Don't even worry about it! Nobody can understand what you are trying to say anyway!

Oh, burn ... your obnoxious impatience is easy to understand. Is the entire set of 3-figures of react emojis in a month as trite as yours? Try to use your words, wait until an opportune time, and don't be a nobody selecting any random quote to lob an insult you were simply itching to show off and toss off. Show me something you are proud to have contributed. You are not on my radar yet. 

[Badboy81]

On 5/14/2018 at 8:13 PM, torogen said:

Don't even worry about it! Nobody can understand what you are trying to say anyway!

100% agree....I feel like he is writing in another language and then translating it or something....

First it was trying to sound SOOOO intelligent that what he was saying meant googling words that arent used in everyday English and now its just long winded and hard to understand...

I thought it was just me....LOL!!!

[Badboy81]

On 5/13/2018 at 4:05 AM, Riobard said:

busts a move

LOL!!!  This shit is hilarious....

[Riobard]

I assume, but don't require or expect, some degree of familiarity with commonly used colloquial terms in the area of sex and cruising. It is surprising how little is known by some members on a forum centered on these themes. You can react negatively or take a learning moment. Up to you. Mama always said: ignore the ignoramous.

Barely contained narcissistic rage is also not worth the keyboard it is typed on. Like I said: you are going to do what you do, including reading my material notwithstanding your oft stated refusal to do so, and throw shade on me for the sake of one or two tepid 'likes'.

I would be LMAO if a sad sack did not warrant a moment of silence. 

BB, it is evident from a few of us that you are just somebody to be handled. Ths is common on largely populated fora. Sometimes the content of your posts contain useful info or you corroborate others' realities. For my part, I realize there will be signal and noise. I don't think you have the skills to mitigate noise. This means the signal is harder to extract, but I have an attention span greater than 10 seconds and will try to find it. 

All this is going to piss you off ... you will say LMAO, but we know you will be blowing a gasket, and there is no way in hell you will ignore this and and refrain from retaliation. Have at it. 

[redxs]

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[Tomasian]

After my first visit to 202 and 117 and having just so-so experience with the two men, I was ready to write off the sauna adventure. I was hoping to experience what Tartegogo had written in his memoir but I didn~t experience even a fraction of it. I realised I can~t have that because I~m no bigger slut than he is (wink-wink) . Love you Tartegogo, you made me come to Rio xoxoxo

 

I remember Reading someone´s post of having underwhelming experience and tomcal commenting that maybe sauna just isn~t for everyone. I thought tomcal is right and that I am one of those unfortunates.

 

So on Monday I was bored at my hotel room with nothing to do, I thought I~d give sauna another go. I headed for 202 (tomcal says it~s best Mondays). While walking I envisioned what~s gonna happen if I went in: i´ll be harrassed for business, I~ll be disappointed by the quality of men, I~ll be wasting Money..it will all be a waste of time. I was a few yards from the 202 door and did the 180. I went back to my hotel room, bought some grogs (booze) and wrote a few e-mails to my friends instead.

 

Tuesday came and I visited the Ipanema beach, Gorgeous beach with lots of sexy talents (see pic of 2 boys in speedos) and I got horny. I decided to go to 202 but it was closed. I thought maybe it~s a sign to not go anymore. But I´m not gonna wank with porn in my hotel room that will be sad. So I fired up Uber and headed for 117. My Uber driver is a very goodlooking Young man named Marcos. I was gonna offer him an indecente proposal but language barrier is a bitch!  He~s friendly and seems very welcoming.

 

(i am using hotel computer and brazilian keyboard has diferente characters auto-correcting some of the words, so desculpe if some words don~t make sense).

 

Marcos may have been a goodluck charm that evening because when I went inside, i was blown away by the number of goodlooking garotos presente. I didn~t know where to look. There~s 3 on the stairs. There~s 4, oh wait 6, standing on the hall. 6 more of my type inside the TV and porn room. In the bar section, there~s .... fuck it, I lost count. I checked out the back where they smoke, and men is aplenty. I exclaimed to myself: ~welcome to wonderland!~

 

But there~s one guy that stood out for me. He looks like Marcos the Uberer. But then this other guy immediately started selling me his business which I was semi-interested (I said shit, why did I bring only R250???)

 

I didn~t catch the name of Marcos look-alike. I sucked him and he didn~t cum (R100). That~s okay. Next guy is Diego. He wasn~t the one I was pursuing but he grabbed me and took me to the porn room and agreed to my rate of R100 (suck only and no cum). Previously there~s a guy who gave me a massage (he said massage only no Money) and he massaged me right on the chair at the bar and he was good and gave me a lenghy one so I gave him R50. So there goes my R250. But there~s plenty more man vying for my reais and I want to taste as many as my money can. I went out and took R500. I came back and hook up with Douglas - big muscles, handsome face. He wanted R150, I said and he agreed to R100. I think we got on really well and we are meeting tomorrow and he~ll show me around Copa with no time limit for R300. He whataspped me last night and again today just to say hello and that he~s looking forward to our meeting tomorrow. He sent me his pic on whatsapp which I attached here. Has anyone met him before and is he honest? I hope he doesn~t rob or kill me tomorrow LOL.

 

So I guess I don~t fall under the unfortunate ones who has no appreciation for saunas. In fact, I'll pay 202 another visit as it~s free cabin tonight. I won~t do a 180 this time. Thank you all for Reading and have a great day. I know I will (cheeky grin).

[Riobard]

I will PM you, Tomasian. I no longer post garoto photos without explicit permission, and I do not verify working status unless the guy advertises within the public domain. 

[Tomasian]

2 hours ago, Riobard said:

I will PM you, Tomasian. I no longer post garoto photos without explicit permission, and I do not verify working status unless the guy advertises within the public domain. 

I wonder if there is any way of editing my precious message so i can delete or crop his pics. Sorry if i violated the rules.

[Tartegogo]

Tuesday is the best day for 117! I am so glad you finally got to see it in all its splendour! 

Now you see how you can hire 5 guys and book one guy for the next day, all in one night.

202 should be very good on a Wednesday.

This report made my day   I wonder how long you are staying? I am coming to Rio early June. Would love to meet you. 

I hope your guide/escort treats you well today.

 If you are using Douglas”s public pictures, you haven’t necessarily  broken any rules, except if he doesn’t want his pics associated with “GP reports.”

[Tomasian]

Im off 22nd May. Yes, i'd love to meet you too.  I read you have penchant for Filipinos and would like to visit Manila one day. 

[Tartegogo]

4 minutes ago, Tomasian said:

I read you have penchant for Filipinos and would like to visit Manila one day. 

Lol, that is an understatement, I married one! 

4 minutes ago, Tomasian said:

Im off 22nd May.

Pity! Enjoy Rio until then. 

[Riobard]

The pic posting is more preference-based than rule-based. I ran into some minor trouble about it, and there are one or two members here I respect overall, and they maintain the same philosophy I now follow. We have the prerogative of anonymity and I personally believe that that courtesy is worth extending to working guys UNLESS marketing is part of their trade. I would usually interpret getting pics from the guy as a favour extended to me personally.

They may seem loose and nonchalant about it ... I would not take that as consent. There are 30,000 members here and I do not expect that, even given that reality, "D" would see an uptick in business. The exposure liability likely overruns any true economic benefit for him. And I would be blowing smoke up his ass if I were to try to persuade him that consent would be a worthwhile marketing tool.

There are other ways to assist if you want, direct referrals being but one. 

Just my thoughts ... everyone is their own boss.

 

 

[pauleiro]

9 hours ago, Riobard said:

I will PM you, Tomasian. I no longer post garoto photos without explicit permission, and I do not verify working status unless the guy advertises within the public domain. 

I apply the exact same principles. I can port part of bodies which normally are not sufficient to recognize someone. 

[pauleiro]

10 hours ago, Tomasian said:

 

 My Uber driver is a very goodlooking Young man named Marcos. I was gonna offer him an indecente proposal but language barrier is a bitch!  

 

For those of you knowing the movie ...

Glad that you enjoyed 117 on a tuesday nite. Normally it is impossible not to find at least someone you like particularly if you do not go too late. I like being in basement trying to see who is new. 

 

[Badboy81]

17 hours ago, Riobard said:

I assume, but don't require or expect, some degree of familiarity with commonly used colloquial terms in the area of sex and cruising. It is surprising how little is known by some members on a forum centered on these themes. You can react negatively or take a learning moment. Up to you. Mama always said: ignore the ignoramous.

Barely contained narcissistic rage is also not worth the keyboard it is typed on. Like I said: you are going to do what you do, including reading my material notwithstanding your oft stated refusal to do so, and throw shade on me for the sake of one or two tepid 'likes'.

I would be LMAO if a sad sack did not warrant a moment of silence. 

BB, it is evident from a few of us that you are just somebody to be handled. Ths is common on largely populated fora. Sometimes the content of your posts contain useful info or you corroborate others' realities. For my part, I realize there will be signal and noise. I don't think you have the skills to mitigate noise. This means the signal is harder to extract, but I have an attention span greater than 10 seconds and will try to find it. 

All this is going to piss you off ... you will say LMAO, but we know you will be blowing a gasket, and there is no way in hell you will ignore this and and refrain from retaliation. Have at it. 

Ma'am....

[Badboy81]

9 hours ago, Tomasian said:

I wonder if there is any way of editing my precious message so i can delete or crop his pics.

Did he send you those pics or you got them from his social media?  

If he sent them, he probably doesn't care if you post or share since they are public....If he sent them, I wouldn't advise posting them

[Tartegogo]

32 minutes ago, Badboy81 said:

Ma'am....

You know that if you don’t like someone’s post, you can just block them, right? There is no need to reply to an argument like a 5 year old. Is that your mental age?

[Riobard]

7 hours ago, pauleiro said:

Movie Indecent Proposal .... 117

Language barrier aside, Riobard cannot help but consistently have more than a Demi Woody, at any level, on the premises.

[Riobard]

6 hours ago, Badboy81 said:

Ma'am....

Because Likes Are Helium, when it comes to those who endorse His Specialness' immature rudeness. 

[Tomasian]

11 hours ago, Badboy81 said:

Did he send you those pics or you got them from his social media?  

If he sent them, he probably doesn't care if you post or share since they are public....If he sent them, I wouldn't advise posting them

He sent those pics to me which i believe were also on his FB page.

[Tomasian]

19 hours ago, Tartegogo said:

Lol, that is an understatement, I married one! 

I wrote a lengthy reply but i am bummed that its not appearing. The shorter version is;

"Good for you! Filipinos make great wives/lovers"

Then i wrote something about travelling and hiring in Manila... but ill pm you instead.

[Badboy81]

22 hours ago, Tartegogo said:

You know that if you don’t like someone’s post, you can just block them, right? There is no need to reply to an argument like a 5 year old. Is that your mental age?

I felt like replying the way I did....So I did...

His response to what I said sounded exactly like THAT....A bunch of blahs....

Not even sure how or why you got in the mix...

It's really not that serious bro...

[Badboy81]

16 hours ago, Riobard said:

Because Likes Are Helium, when it comes to those who endorse His Specialness' immature rudeness. 

More Blah...

Please do not feel the need to reply to anything I post and I promise I wont to anything you...(which is easy since I can't understand most of it)