Travel with RockHard...

[Suckrates]

10 minutes ago, jimboivyo said:

RH achieved his goal: He got ya'll to keep talking

In fairness jimbo, the point of the forum is "discussion".....so we are just doing what we are supposed to do naturally.  

What I think you mean is that he believes HE is the driving force behind this site,  HE is one one that single-handedly stimulates it and prevents the "crickets"......    However, often the talk surrounding his posts is the absurdity of them... i'll give him THAT. 

Actually, Rocky and I have one thing in common.   He likes to talk about himself, and I like to talk about him too ! 

I've always enjoyed a good "joke"...

[lookin]

22 hours ago, RockHardNYC said:

For lengthy hotel visits, I’ve been known to ship a favorite flower vase to a hotel, if I know their inventory is not to my liking.

Honestly!  In these days of rampant cost-cutting, you just never know when you’ll run into a pinchpenny operation without the necessary amenities.

Even though my venues are more modest and my needs are few, I always remember to pack an extra fly strip or two.  

[Lucky]

I have never once been able to get an insect to stick to a glue paper like that.

[Lucky]

52 minutes ago, Suckrates said:

 

Get to know him, THEN ask that question !    You obviously missed the actual point of his thread...  And take a little time to really READ his commentary and absorb the subliminal message  "I am Fabulous and you guys are fucking losers"....  His message is always the same, and its his primary reason for coming to this site  (and the fact that he is barred from posting this shit at Daddy's, so basically has no other audience)  .  Other than that, the pics are lovely, and if his intent was simply to share lovely pics,  he could have posted them, without all the "grandiose ME" dialog in the European forum.    

"You can fool some of the people some of the time,  but you can NEVER fool Grandma"....   Yes, assholes like HIM do exist...

One could argue that the devotion you show to Rock Hard's posts and your endless replies indicate a fascination with him. That's okay, but you probably would not want to go overboard!

[Suckrates]

38 minutes ago, Lucky said:

One could argue that the devotion you show to Rock Hard's posts and your endless replies indicate a fascination with him. That's okay, but you probably would not want to go overboard!

You are partially correct, I am fascinated, usually by the shit he comes up with which he thinks is impressing us   (well, it might impress the impressionable ?)

His recent post about "flying his favorite flower vase" to a hotel he is staying at because he may not like the selection they have MADE my day.  I laughted till I pee'd...  WHO  would say something like that ?    That was a very "intentional" comment.   This douche is more impressed with himself and his tall tales than any of US could possibly be.   

Its hard NOT to go overboard with him,  he's just so darn amusing...... 

Rocky constantly tries to make you believe he is the sultan of Brunei or Mariah Carey with his ridiculous list of demands and needs...  when he really is probably just Bernie from Hoboken ?  

If memory serves me correctly Lucky,  in the past you have been "fascinated" with assorted members, both here AND at Daddy's, so I am sure you can understand my reaction to Rocky ?   

It's often the assholes that suck you in !

 

[Cany10011]

This is a very fun post to read!

[boiworship]

19 minutes ago, Cany10011 said:

This is a very fun post to read!

Suckrates’ repartee is particularly enjoyable to read. “Bernie from Hoboken”! Lol. I wonder if @RockHardis an agent provocateur?

[Riobard]

 I don't know either one, but I think if Suck is a BT god RH is an atheist.

[Tartegogo]

There is really nothing that fabulous here. He is just an old fart with too much money.

Like me and all of us who hire escorts. 

[Riobard]

I think that RH implies he is at that facility. No one section seems to explicitly state being there recently. The language may be cleverly worded to suggest that objective reality. In fact, the opener sets up the reader to buy into the story in spite of naysayers, priming the reader to interpret as if the poster were clearly reflecting his true location.  

Perhaps, though, I need a new monocle, or do not appreciate being outdone in pretentiousness.

A simple partialized credit statement image, without compromising security, would perhaps corroborate. 

[Suckrates]

41 minutes ago, Riobard said:

I think that RH implies he is at that facility. No one section seems to explicitly state being there recently. The language may be cleverly worded to suggest that objective reality. In fact, the opener sets up the reader to buy into the story in spite of naysayers, priming the reader to interpret as if the poster were clearly reflecting his true location.  

Perhaps, though, I need a new monocle, or do not appreciate being outdone in pretentiousness.

A simple partialized credit statement image, without compromising security, would perhaps corroborate. 

 

The only one he can provide shows a $1.00 filet of fish from Mickey D's, and a $2.00 Big Gulp from 7-Eleven.....

[Suckrates]

1 hour ago, Tartegogo said:

There is really nothing that fabulous here. He is just an old fart with too much money.

Like me and all of us who hire escorts. 

Whoa tarte,  I think you are giving Rocky TOO much credit here.  While he is an old fart, he hardly has the money he would like you to believe he has.     He probably doesnt even have enough money to get that "special vase" out of the 1-800-flowers showroom ?   

[Latbear4blk]

1 hour ago, Riobard said:

I think that RH implies he is at that facility. No one section seems to explicitly state being there recently. The language may be cleverly worded to suggest that objective reality. In fact, the opener sets up the reader to buy into the story in spite of naysayers, priming the reader to interpret as if the poster were clearly reflecting his true location. 

You are so right. He actually states that this trip involves working on several hotels. Perhaps @RockHardNYC is a Salvadorian woman in a cleaning crew, taking pictures of the rooms she is fixing.

Seriously, it very well written and I enjoyed reading it. 

[Suckrates]

7 minutes ago, Latbear4blk said:

You are so right. He actually states that this trip involves working on several hotels. Perhaps @RockHardNYC is a Salvadorian woman in a cleaning crew, taking pictures of the rooms she is fixing.

Seriously, it very well written and I enjoyed reading it. 

[axiom2001]

I read some of the initial text and liked RH's writing style; I viewed some of the photos, esp.. the ones featuring all of those sweets and thought if I'd ignore or imbibe a little if I were a guest.  Then I came to the mini-debate and had to smile, smile, smile.  Men!  Men!  Men!  

[Riobard]

13 minutes ago, axiom2001 said:

Men!  Men!  Men!  

Yeah, it's definitely raining men. This thread is a test of faith at several levels.

[Riobard]

Ensuring the artesanal drinking water is delivered ahead YET having the hot bellboy bring it personally while being visually undressed?

Horny AND parched ... narrows down the locale climate? Or airfield reliability factor? 

The setting looks like where Aciman's book is set, altered in the CMBYN film. 

[Latbear4blk]

1 hour ago, Suckrates said:

 

That misspelling makes my grammar look slightly inexistent. It is. I hate that you cannot edit in this website.

I like @RockHardNYC's writing style, sorry. I do have an objection, but it is more thematic than about style. He tagged this thread as "adventures with hot men". It sounds promising, I hope, because at least in the first post we have more material to imagine he is cleaning rooms rather than playing with studs.

[MsAnn]

And each photo so carefully staged with nary a hint of a piece of luggage, a sheet slightly out of place, a shoe or shadow perhaps, even one muffin missing, anything to suggest that lil Rocky was really there. Ahhh yes, there is that IP address. All in all it's been a fun two days. Crickets...

[tassojunior]

2 hours ago, Suckrates said:

 

The only one he can provide shows a $1.00 filet of fish from Mickey D's, and a $2.00 Big Gulp from 7-Eleven.....

Fish Filets are $3.50 and Big Gulps are $1.59. 

[AdamSmith]

1 hour ago, Riobard said:

This thread is a test of faith at several levels.

Hardly that, now. 

[Suckrates]

54 minutes ago, tassojunior said:

Fish Filets are $3.50 and Big Gulps are $1.59. 

Tass,  Mickey D's new 1-2-3- menu.....where the filet of fish is $1.00...   Come to NYC.... I'll treat you....  Maybe you can get the Big Gulp for $1.59 IF you use a Groupon ?  

[Suckrates]

1 hour ago, MsAnn said:

And each photo so carefully staged with nary a hint of a piece of luggage, a sheet slightly out of place, a shoe or shadow perhaps, even one muffin missing, anything to suggest that lil Rocky was really there. Ahhh yes, there is that IP address. All in all it's been a fun two days. Crickets...

YES, it was interesting that he made such an issue about the IP address.  He knew he was lying to us and wanted to cover his tracks beforehand with an explanation....GUILT.  AND...the RH watermarks on each pic.... Clear cover for plagerism.       This bitch just tries TOO hard to be the pretend character he invented.  Each post reeks of desperation to make us BELIEVE !  

[AdamSmith]

9 minutes ago, Suckrates said:

Tass,  Mickey D's new 1-2-3- menu.....where the filet of fish is $1.00...   Come to NYC.... I'll treat you....  Maybe you can get the Big Gulp for $1.59 IF you use a Groupon ?  

Mickey D's sells Grouper?! 

[Suckrates]

Grandma dont need 5 star accomodations and luxurious meals.  If you are really an authentic person,  you can find happiness with VERY LITTLE....

Here I am on one of MY travels, living my BEST life !