Tarte is going to South America

[Riobard]

11 hours ago, Latbear4blk said:

OMG! Look at my spelling. Please @TotallyOz, allow editing! The people of Boytoy is asking you!

➡️ You have 60 minutes to edit a post, I believe, so if you catch the error soon. Once that hot beef injection is in you, though, no reversing that.

 

[Tomcal]

No the price has been that for a long time! I always expect the guy(s) to cum and I have never had them refuse and I psy $100.R but I will say that after going there for almost 17 years they know what I expect and they also know there will be repeat business if they are good... and i know that many of them enjoy the more then one boy in the room and now probably 90% of the time that is the case!

[Tartegogo]

10 hours ago, Walker said:

R100 with his gozada?  Sounds like the price has come down a little.

I never ask my boys to cum. 

I really like it when they do, but asking them to cum is not interesting to me. It feels like I am ordering them to find me sexy.

If I have to ask, it is not good for my ego. 

So, some of them do, some don’t. 

[Riobard]

I like that you know and stand by your philosophy and preference in this regard.

[PopeFrancis]

4 hours ago, Tartegogo said:

I never ask my boys to cum. 

I really like it when they do, but asking them to cum is not interesting to me. It feels like I am ordering them to find me sexy.

If I have to ask, it is not good for my ego. 

So, some of them do, some don’t. 

I tend to agree... the best experiences are always the ones where the garoto wants to cum himself... and you don't get that by demanding it beforehand.

But normally I don't bother... especially if the place is busy and its likely someone else is going to be demanding it.

That said, if the guy is being particularly below-average in the room, I will throw in a "Voce gozar?" and the look of Oliver Twist asking for more... but that probably has much more to do with me being a bit of a sadist...

[mark123]

I agree with most posters here.   

If it doesn't come naturally, then such demands are simply forcing the poor guy to do something he obviously would rather not want to do himself.  What's the point?

On top of that, you are  limiting the economic potential of the guy for the night.   Even a decent surcharge would likely not compensate for that.   

[Tartegogo]

Today I learned to use the metro, I got burned by too much Sun, and I walked so much I have band-aids on my feet tonight!

My escort for the day, Felipe, didn’t turn up. I met him last night at Pointe and he had given me his WhatsApp, so later in the evening we had arranged for him to be my guide for today on WhatsApp. I told him to meet me at my hotel at 9am. 

He whatsapped me at 11:30 am! Lol, I was already up in Santa Teresa without him. 

If they can’t wake up in the morning, they can’t be my guide/escort/translator etc. So he missed out on a full day of escorting me, for which I would have been very generous. 

I realised though, that I understand people when they talk to me, really quite often. The context is always quite obvious, and there are so many words that are just plain modified “Latin”, so since I know other Latin languages, I just guess right. 

So all on my own, I took the funicular train called the bonde all the way up to Santa Teresa. Then I looked for a nice restaurant with a view. After entering several of them, which weren’t quite up to my standard, I walked all the way up to Aprazivel. Very expensive for Rio. The food was good, but the view over the city was supremely beautiful.

During my search up there in Santa Teresa, I noticed a side street “Candido Mendes”.  

That made me realise that the street where clube 117 is, actually come up all the way up here in the heart of Santa Theresa! 

So instead of taking a taxi, I walked it all the way down to arrive at club 117 at 3:50 pm. 

That is far too early, there was nobody of major interest for 2 hours.

About Club 117: 

It is so much nicer in terms of facilities, and the suites are huge! Even the locker rooms are better, there are also public showers where everyone can checkout the merchandise etc. 

My only problem is that the “restaurant area” is very cold. Come on guys, I’m not wearing anything except a towel! So no one is using it. 

Instead, there is a smoker’s restaurant at the back, kind of hidden, much warmer, with loads more guys, but you have to stand the smell of smoke. 

Interesting that they choose straight porn on the tv rooms in both saunas. Surely that isn’t the best porn they can show to a bunch of gay guys?

At 4:50 pm, nearly all the guys are bearded here. This doesn’t look like a good night for me. I found one smooth-chin guy that is average and probably 35 yo, that my oldest hire ever! He was good in bed though, a real power bottom. Interestingly he left right after I fucked him. 

Then I tried Bruno, who was a little chubby, but making me really horny with so much good kissing I couldn’t say no. 

These 2 hires were kind of a mistake, because all the hot guys arrived afterwards.

So next I tried Pablo who is sooooo my type. His face is amazing to me. In college, I fell in love with guys who looked like him.

He gives really good head, and he did that while confidently sitting on my face, and yes, he was right to be confident, it was delicious!

Unfortunately, I embarrassed myself then, I was hard but not quite enough to fuck him. It sucks to be old, not enough stamina for 8 fucks in two days, are you kidding me?
The most embarrassing is that I had insisted to him that I was the top! 
Anyway, I liked his dick a lot, which is on the smaller size but very hard, so I could ride him and I finished very happy that way.

After that I decided not to embarrass myself anymore and I spent time with a guy fondling me, kissing me, letting me do the same to him, and teaching me Portuguese. We ordered food and he spend a good hour with me so I gave him R100. It was Rodrigo, a 29 yo.

There is a super hot black guy, such a cute smile, if only I was horny enough I would have hired him today. We talked about it and I will get him on Tuesday. 

I have kissed so many guys tonight! They all want to entice you to hire them, and so if you look at them even just once,they will ask your name, tell you theirs, ask if you are top or bottom, and then put their tongue down your throat to try to convince you.
Overall very impressed by the place, but wish the guys there could shave those beards. I know it is the fashion, but not for me. 

Tomorrow, I am using taxis! No more walking in the sun. And in the evening, back at Pointe 202, since both Meo Mundo and Club 117 are closed.

[Walker]

Just two small comments:  1. You don't have to be shirtless at 117.  So if you prefer the non-smoking area but feel it's too cold there, you can just put on your shirt.  2.  They play straight porns at 117 because a lot of the GPs are straight.  In addition, I believe, in Brazil, most gays feel better pretending to be heterosexul macho men, so they usually clam to be top only. 

[Tartegogo]

A few notes about the city:

Sometimes too hot but most of the time there is a pleasant breeze cooling us down, so it is a real nice weather. 

You find homeless people in quite large groups, 6 or 8. 

I was told it was part of the culture if you are 20-something to make sure you look good and workout, but it is not quite that, in the streets, hot guys not quite as many as I was expecting.

Unlike many other large cities it is not overpopulated. The sidewalks are often free for me to enjoy. Very different from London, New York, Mumbai, Manila, etc. 

Also the road traffic is very reasonable. 

On Sunday morning the city is empty. 

I must look Brazilian, since everyone speaks to me in Portuguese by default even in tourist areas. 

Waiters don’t smile very much. I’m now too use to the US where no smile means smaller tip. 

Sorry for the huge font, I am having issues with this iPad postings and the drop down box for the size. 

[Riobard]

Kkkkkk. I live here for big chunks of Northern Hemisphere winters. My descriptive notes, for Rio as a city, would be appreciably different from yours posted here. 

I would stick to the 2.5 sauna clubs we know unless you are curious to see how the 'other side' lives. 

[Tartegogo]

2 hours ago, Riobard said:

Kkkkkk. I live here for big chunks of Northern Hemisphere winters. My descriptive notes, for Rio as a city, would be appreciably different from yours posted here. 

I would stick to the 2.5 sauna clubs we know unless you are curious to see how the 'other side' lives. 

Fair enough! I was just writing in case someone who has never been here would be interested to know what they will see on their first day in RIo that they, like me, may find different. 

What paragraphs would you say is simply not true?

and yes I am curious about the other side. 

[Riobard]

I have been here for a short enough time that I would find it difficult to even begin to describe the challenging stunning bitch that is this city, but a long enough time to be of the view that your well intentioned précis was overgeneralized.  I think I would leave it to the likes of Jane Jacobs, Richard Florida, etc.

It would be interesting to know what you 'took in' outside of the corridors of "pau", though. Just a soupçon for a little balance. Really, nobody here wants so much detail as to crowd out the nonsparing details of your X-rated experiences

Again, you have 60 minutes to log in and edit a post for corrections, you will see the edit prompt during that time ... there is an optional field to say you edited it (I choose not to) and a field, I believe mandatory, to explain in a word or two the edit reason, spelling, clarification etc. If you backspace the entire text I believe it will nullify that one post.

[ferrar]

22 hours ago, Tartegogo said:

So all on my own, I took the funicular train called the bonde all the way up to Santa Teresa. Then I looked for a nice restaurant with a view. After entering several of them, which weren’t quite up to my standard, I walked all the way up to Aprazivel. Very expensive for Rio. The food was good, but the view over the city was supremely beautiful.

I highlighted your mistake.  That is, if you managed to diss every restaurant in Largo de Guimaraes!  

I have friends who live in the neighborhood and am able to go out for lunch there several times a month.   When not dining in their homes I appreciate the excellent dining experience to be found there.  As  confirmed by local and international restaurant reviews.  Most of these restaurants frequented by locals -as you may have discovered elsewhere in your travels - do not necessarily offer sweeping views to be considered the best overall dining experiences.   Like in Europe where the hot spots are often considered 'hole in the walls.'  Although that description is not apt for Largo de Guimaraes and other areas,  offering incredible local cuisine, and for great value.   Often they have outdoor terraces, for an even more pleasant dining experience but you  have to venture inside and then out again, to discover that.

Note though that I didn't highlight your restaurant choice as a mistake!   Aprazivel is great for a first-time visitor to soak up the atmosphere, or for locals over drinks for a commemoration of some sort.   Have been there a couple times this year, and many times over the years for friends visiting from overseas.    It offers fine food, as you noted, but at high prices.   Along with that panoramic view.   I feel bad for the owners as their fixed costs must be very high and they just recently actually invested in their business,  installing a kick-ass glass elevator (how many of those has anyone found in Brazil?!) which now enables handicapped and older folks access, and the rest of us to avoid the many steps there after a few too many drinks!

Anyway, just wanted to provide a local perspective.  Good to see that you are making the most of your visit .  You are exploring and getting around far more than most here do!

 

[Tartegogo]

3 hours ago, ferrar said:

  That is, if you managed to diss every restaurant in Largo de Guimaraes!  

Hey, I said “several”, not “every”! (Only kidding, I am not offended).

Yeah, I would love to have 3 months here to try all the very local stuff, but I have 6 days, and I can only eat so many times in 6 days, so I have to chose based on proximity of where I am at lunch time and the chance of having a bad or good experience based on the few specific recommendations that I gathered. 

[Tartegogo]

Today I had a slow day, I only visited the beach in Ipanema. Yes, there are some hot guys (especially one or two of the black twinks who are renting out the chairs and umbrellas, wow, yes I need that umbrella but I also would like to rent something else, Baby!)

 

But most beach users around noon seem to be straight couples, even (especially?) where the rainbow flags are flying.

 

Felipe tried to redeem himself and said he would pick me up from my hotel and take me to pointe at 6 pm. We grabbed some dinner together before going, and it was nice to have some company, and someone to speak to, while at Pointe. But clearly the boy cannot read a map or be on time, so he is not a great idea for a guide through the city. He is such a nice guy though.

At pointe, I have seen seen Ricardo again (the guy who fucked me on Saturday night), still very hot and very pushy, but there was no point hiring him tonight, I had to chose between 10 other guys that I liked more and really wanted. 

So I went for the short guys, I just can’t refuse them. 

My first was Wellington a black boy that had a body and a smile to dream for. He was a good bottom but my complaint is that he didn’t suck me. So I paid him only 100.

After that Immediately I realised I was getting into trouble, stamina-wise. I liked what I was seeing on the floor, but there was no way I could get hard for quite some time. 

So instead of waiting an hour, and doing not much, I went with one of the masseur guys, Victor. He is from Venezuela. He is formally trained as a masseur, that was a good thorough massage! I would say Babylon-August level. And he is very handsome, muscular, short, everything I like. I do recommend him. 

One thing I didn’t expect is that during the massage he did offer sex for extra money. I refused, at that moment, that was exactly “not the point”, but so, that massage activity isn’t quite as legit as they make it seem downstairs. 

Finally, I had Nathan, a cute twink from Fortaleza. 22 yo, gorgeous! And he was good, he kissed me for so long, like he wanted to eat my face (in a good way) that was such an exchange of saliva! A perfect bottom, clearly he was prepared for the night. Then he sucked me and rimmed me really good. And so did I, hmm deliciously clean down there, I couldn’t get enough of it. 

I got a bit soft when tried to fuck him, and he was very understanding, took matters in hand and got me back on track! Strong recommend. If only he spoke English I could take him for the night. There was a big tip for Nathan. 

Then I was completely out of commission, no-can-fuck anymore. I hate this lack of stamina, there were 6 or 7 other guys who were still there that were perfectly beautiful and sexy for me. 

There was a strip show of the most muscular guys on the stage, presented by a drag queen, that was fun even though I got none of the jokes at all. 

On my way out, I saw junior and said hello. I said “I know you because of @Tomcal”, he said “who?” Then I explained, and he said, “ah, yes of course, Tão” (Lol, I promise, that is how he pronounced it, just like não).

[Riobard]

Hahahahaha. The Tao of Tomcal somehow works!

[Riobard]

12 hours ago, Tartegogo said:

One thing I didn’t expect is that during the massage he did offer sex for extra money. I refused, at that moment, that was exactly “not the point”, but so, that massage activity isn’t quite as legit as they make it seem downstairs. 

The clue would be the extended complicated massage menu card downstairs at Pnt202 that includes tantrica. 

If the masseur is wearing all white, a happy ending is typically not within your (his) grasp.

The beachgoers flocking to the rainbow flag could be My Little Pony fans. 

[Tartegogo]

I started the day at the “museum of tomorrow”. It was ok, but not mind-blowing like many of the mall museums in DC. I then walked to Praça VX and there are several beautiful buildings to take pictures of. 

I went back to the hotel for rest and to use the gym. 

5 pm, arrived at Club 117, free cabins, so naturally, biggest night of the week. I jumped on a bottom guy before anyone could get him, Everson. I found him incredibly handsome. He said he was 25, but he looked 20 to me. He was so good, so passionate!

They all are very passionate, to be honest. I never had a bad experience like in NYC where sometimes the guy does not even want to kiss. 

I came out of the cabin and started waking around, looking for even better, (if at all possible) and I saw @pauleiro waking into the smoking bar. We chatted and he was great! He introduced me to several guys, we talked about boy preferences, language learning, Prague, etc.

I am especially happy that he introduced me to Vinicius, a short guy, real muscle hottie, who does everything in bed! 

I liked him so much that I got his WhatsApp and started texting him about arranging another meet at my hotel with him.  

I also met Matteus a really nice guy who spoke descent English but was bearded, so not for me. 

i asked him for recommendation of the cutest but not bearded guys, so he introduced me to...  Fernando, who he said is the hottest in the club tonight. Yes, the same Fernando we heard of. He only tops so I didn’t go with him.  But I can see why he is recommended, huge amount of muscle mass, and such a cute face. Much better in real than the pictures I have seen here. 

Finally 7 pm I found that black boy that I saw on Sunday, but by then, I had to go as I have booked Felipe for the night and it was an 8 pm appointment. 

I also saw again Bruno, he always makes me laugh, I found it hard to say no  to him actually. I did manage, though  

Of course Felipe was so late (1 h 45 mins) that I gave up on him and went for dinner on my own. So I could have had this black boy actually.

Why did I trust Felipe again? I have written him off completely, he needs to learn a lesson, for his own good: be on time or you won’t get paid. 

He came all the way from zona nord to Copacabana for nothing.

From his latest WhatsApp texts, he seems to have understood. I feel sorry for him now, I think the money of an overnight would have really helped him.

[tele5b]

Vinicius is hottie, better live than on the pictures. But i didnt like session with him. He was doing bad blowjob with condom, and he was bad bottom, he couldnt take more than 5 minutes hahah

[Tartegogo]

2 minutes ago, tele5b said:

Vinicius is hottie, better live than on the pictures. But i didnt like session with him. He was doing bad blowjob with condom, and he was bad bottom, he couldnt take more than 5 minutes hahah

He was good with me! He sucked me reasonable well, no condom, and he bottomed  without complaints until I finished. 

Maybe you are larger than average? 

Or maybe he learned a few lessons since?

[tele5b]

Or maybe a bad day haha how much he charge you?

[Latbear4blk]

Tarte must be very busy. He has not posted anything in 24 hrs.

[Tartegogo]

7 hours ago, Latbear4blk said:

Tarte must be very busy. He has not posted anything in 24 hrs.

Yes, I’ll have to tell you all about it later, but oh my good, yes! 

[pauleiro]

8 hours ago, Latbear4blk said:

Tarte must be very busy. He has not posted anything in 24 hrs.

I  can confirm he is very very busy. I am also.

[msclelovr]

I'm keen to read more of his exploits too, but we must not be impatient. @Tartegogo is not Emily Dickinson: he's living life to the full, not just writing about it ;-)