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The Decline of the Public Pickup

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2 hours ago, AdamSmith said:

Or just slip your hand into his shorts.

It works, even if it comes with the occasional risk of personal violence. :D Believe me. ;)

 

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BUT.......
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Drop your wallet or something with it in it as you walk by him. When he draws your attention to it and gives it to you act so grateful and give him 20 as a token of appreciation and start a chat. Mention how much cash and cards you could have lost if he didn't save you. Discussion about how grateful you are commences....use your best lines.

caveat- remove most of your money and cards before doing this. 

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4 minutes ago, tassojunior said:

Drop your wallet or something with it in it as you walk by him. When he draws your attention to it and gives it to you act so grateful and give him 20 as a token of appreciation and start a chat. Mention how much cash and cards you could have lost if he didn't save you. Discussion about how grateful you are commences....use your best lines.

caveat- remove most of your money and cards before doing this. 

 

I live in NYC.  The wallet and the perpetrator would be gone before I could say "Whaaaaa" ?  (maybe I should attach a chain to the wallet?) :P

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