Members Suckrates Posted March 18, 2017 Members Posted March 18, 2017 WHY do I look like THIS ? (and Dont ever say Escorts dont DESERVE the $$$ they ask) When in my mind, I should look like THIS...... numerito, AdamSmith, MsAnn and 1 other 4 Quote
Members boiworship Posted March 24, 2017 Members Posted March 24, 2017 It's amazing how fit you can be if you've consistently worked out, ate healthily (paleo) drank moderately, eschewed drugs and never smoked. Quote
Members Suckrates Posted March 24, 2017 Author Members Posted March 24, 2017 25 minutes ago, boiworship said: It's amazing how fit you can be if you've consistently worked out, ate healthily (paleo) drank moderately, eschewed drugs and never smoked. Well Mr Boi, that describes ME, but unfortunately AGE still got the upper hand. As the years fly by, the body just seems to have a mind of it old. Things get softer and sag as you lose muscle tone, and your metabolism diminishes and you cant burn calories like before. I still look better than a lot of men my age of 65, but there are just so many beautiful looking "younger" men out there that I would love to look like if I had a "wish machine". AdamSmith 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 3 hours ago, Suckrates said: Well Mr Boi, that describes ME, but unfortunately AGE still got the upper hand. As the years fly by, the body just seems to have a mind of it old. Things get softer and sag as you lose muscle tone, and your metabolism diminishes and you cant burn calories like before. I still look better than a lot of men my age of 65, but there are just so many beautiful looking "younger" men out there that I would love to look like if I had a "wish machine". And then too they complain about you having gray pubic hair. People so particular! Quote
Members Suckrates Posted March 24, 2017 Author Members Posted March 24, 2017 13 minutes ago, AdamSmith said: And then too they complain about you having gray pubic hair. People so particular! LOL, that's why I SHAVE it ! AdamSmith 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Suckrates said: LOL, that's why I SHAVE it ! AHA! But I can't stand the itching. Quote
Members Suckrates Posted March 24, 2017 Author Members Posted March 24, 2017 1 minute ago, AdamSmith said: AHA! But I can't stand the itching. Itching is for shaving virgins. If you keep it shaved there is virtually NO itching when you do... I havent itched down there in over 30 years (except for the times I had crabs) AdamSmith and MsGuy 2 Quote
AdamSmith Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Suckrates said: (except for the times I had crabs) Gross! What I got was scabies. That was what tipped off the then-hubbie that I was sleazing around behind his back. And that in turn was a big part of why the divorce magistrate decided to whack me good. Quote
Members Suckrates Posted March 24, 2017 Author Members Posted March 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, AdamSmith said: Gross! What I got was scabies. That was what tipped off the then-hubbie that I was sleazing around behind his back. And that in turn was a big part of why the divorce magistrate decided to whack me good. You are lucky the magistrate was GAY. Some might enjoy a good whacking from a magistrate ! AdamSmith and MsAnn 2 Quote
AdamSmith Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 12 hours ago, boiworship said: It's amazing how fit you can be if you've consistently worked out, ate healthily (paleo) drank moderately, eschewed drugs and never smoked. Giving the mortician an easy job is not one of my life goals. boiworship, MsGuy, numerito and 1 other 4 Quote
Members boiworship Posted March 25, 2017 Members Posted March 25, 2017 20 hours ago, Suckrates said: LOL, that's why I SHAVE it ! Or dye it! AdamSmith 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted March 25, 2017 Posted March 25, 2017 2 hours ago, boiworship said: Or dye it! Suddenly getting an unappetizing image of Ronald Reagan! Quote
