Take Note People

[Suckrates]

1 hour ago, MsAnn said:

Last time I was at Pubics, I accidentally picked up a box of these...

I mean really...what's the point.

 

Well, if you are eatting them alone, or topped with something, every little calorie you save is Helpful, (especially for you dear).

BUT if you are using them in cooking like I suggest, getting the FULL flavor from 100% fat makes the difference.  

PS - you can serve the reduced fat to your rent boys and they will THINK you are in shape !    (But you will need to leave the Box on display, cause just looking at you, they might NOT believe it)  

[AdamSmith]

2 hours ago, MsAnn said:

Last time I was at Pubics, I accidentally picked up a box of these...

I mean really...what's the point.

[Suckrates]

2 minutes ago, AdamSmith said:

Well Mr Smith,  after revealing that you walk 2 miles a day, it is apparent you DO NOT need to be concerned about some extra fat content.  However, the most strenuous thing our Ms Annie does is hoist herself onto a bar stool, so low fat should work for her.

[Guest Larstrup]

2 hours ago, MsAnn said:

Last time I was at Pubics,

 

It's one thing to misspell Publix as Publics. But omg, Pubics!

[Suckrates]

1 minute ago, Larstrup said:

It's one thing to misspell Publix as Publics. But omg, Pubics!

 

Perhaps the post was ghost-written by the Trump team ?  

[Suckrates]

 

And while we are talking about all things "kitchen", once you are done COOKING.......

[AdamSmith]

20 minutes ago, Suckrates said:

low fat

...like this?

 

[AdamSmith]

Or maybe this?

[AdamSmith]

15 minutes ago, Suckrates said:

 

And while we are talking about all things "kitchen", once you are done COOKING.......

All that blond wood!

[AdamSmith]

24 minutes ago, Suckrates said:

low fat

...like this?

 

[AdamSmith]

PS Here's that juice brand whose praises I was singing...

[Guest Larstrup]

2 minutes ago, AdamSmith said:

PS Here's that juice brand whose praises I was singing...

After that midget pissing in the pool, I wouldn't go near the orange. What an odd placement.

After further review - never-mind about the pissing.

[Guest Larstrup]

34 minutes ago, AdamSmith said:

PS Here's that juice brand whose praises I was singing...

These are actually available at my Publix! I will check them out. I never mind paying a bit more for a better juice. Here's a locator, perhaps a morning walk via an alternate route to change things up a bit might be evolutionary for the soul

Show Me Juice!  (may Richard Dawson RIP)

[Suckrates]

36 minutes ago, AdamSmith said:

...like this?

 

 

Grandma loves these "little nuggets".  One of the best BJ's I ever gave was to a "little person", his already substantial cock seemed so much more mammoth, it was a VISUAL feast.   

[Suckrates]

2 minutes ago, Larstrup said:

These are actually available at my Publix! I will check them out. I never mind paying a bit more for a better juice. Here's a locator, perhaps a morning walk via an alternate route to change things up a bit might be evolutionary for the soul

Show Me Juice!  (may Richard Dawson RIP)

 

Maybe I'm being persnickety, but I cant drink anything GREEN.  Its like drinking a bottle of vomit or baby poop.  

[AdamSmith]

38 minutes ago, Suckrates said:

Maybe I'm being persnickety, but I cant drink anything GREEN.  Its like drinking a bottle of vomit or baby poop.  

LOL

The green juices in that brand are the first I've ever had that tasted good.

[AdamSmith]

1 hour ago, Larstrup said:

What an odd placement.

Comparison shopping...

...cognitive pissonance?

[AdamSmith]

1 hour ago, Suckrates said:

Maybe I'm being persnickety, but I cant drink anything GREEN.  Its like drinking a bottle of vomit or baby poop.  

Crunchy Frog

Inspector: 'ELLO!

Mr. Hilton: 'Ello.

Inspector: Mr. 'ilton?

Hilton: A-yes?

Inspector: You are the sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate Company?

Mr. Hilton: I am, yes.

Inspector: Constable Clitoris and I are from the 'ygiene squad, and we'd like to have a word with you about your box of chocolates entitled the 'Whizzo Quality Assortment'.

Mr. Hilton: Oh, yes.

Inspector: If I may begin at the beginning. First there is the Cherry Fondue. Now this is extremely nasty. (pause) But we can't prosecute you for that.

Mr. Hilton: Ah, agreed.

Inspector: Then we have number four. Number four: Crunchy Frog.

Mr. Hilton: Yes.

Inspector: Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in 'ere?

Mr. Hilton: Yes, a little one.

Inspector: What sort of frog?

Mr. Hilton: A...a *dead* frog.

Inspector: Is it cooked?

Mr. Hilton: No.

Inspector: What, a RAW frog?!?

Mr. Hilton: Oh, we use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.

Inspector: That's as may be, but it's still a frog!

Mr. Hilton: What else?

Inspector: Well, don't you even take the bones out?

Mr. Hilton: If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?

Inspector: Constable Clitoris et one of those!! We have to protect the public!

Constable: Uh, would you excuse me a moment, Sir? (exits)

Inspector: We have to protect the public! People aren't going to think there's a real frog in chocolate! Constable Clitoris thought it was an almond whirl! They're bound to expect some sort of mock frog!

Mr. Hilton: (outraged) MOCK frog!?! We use NO artificial additives or preservatives of ANY kind!

Inspector: Nevertheless, I advise you in future to replace the words 'Crunchy Frog' with the legend, 'Crunchy, Raw, Unboned Real Dead Frog' if you wish to avoid prosecution!

Mr. Hilton: What about our sales?

Inspector: FUCK your sales! We've got to protect the public! Now what about this one, number five, it was number five, wasn't it? Number five: Ram's Bladder Cup. (beat) Now, what sort of confectionery is that?

Mr. Hilton: Oh, we use only the finest juicy chunks of fresh Cornish Ram's bladder, emptied, steamed, flavoured with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue, and garnished with lark's vomit.

Inspector: LARK'S VOMIT?!?!?

Mr. Hilton: Correct.

Inspector: It doesn't say anything here about lark's vomit!

Mr. Hilton: Ah, it does, on the bottom of the box, after 'monosodium glutamate'.

Inspector: I hardly think that's good enough! I think it's be more appropriate if the box bore a great red label: 'WARNING: LARK'S VOMIT!!!'

Mr. Hilton: Our sales would plummet!

Inspector: (screaming) Well why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionary??!!

(the constable returns)

Inspector: Like Praline, or, or Lime Creme, a very popular flavor, I'm lead to understand. Or Raspberry Delite. I mean, what's this one, what's this one? 'Ere we are: Cockroach Cluster! -- Anthrax Ripple!

Constable: MMMMWWWAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!! (Throws up in helmet)

Inspector: (continuing) And what is this one: Spring Surprise?

Mr. Hilton: Ah, that's one of our specialities. Covered in dark, velvety chocolate, when you pop it into your mouth, stainless steel bolts spring out and plunge straight through both cheeks.

Inspector: (stunned) Well where's the pleasure in THAT?!? If people pop a nice little chockie into their mouth, they don't expect to get their cheeks pierced!!! In any case, it is an inadequate description of the sweetmeat. I shall have to ask you to accompany me to the station.

Mr. Hilton: (shrugging) It's a fair cop.

Inspector: And DON'T talk to the audience.

http://www.montypython.net/scripts/crunchy.php

 

[Suckrates]

38 minutes ago, AdamSmith said:

Crunchy Frog

Inspector: 'ELLO!

Mr. Hilton: 'Ello.

Inspector: Mr. 'ilton?

Hilton: A-yes?

Inspector: You are the sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate Company?

Mr. Hilton: I am, yes.

Inspector: Constable Clitoris and I are from the 'ygiene squad, and we'd like to have a word with you about your box of chocolates entitled the 'Whizzo Quality Assortment'.

Mr. Hilton: Oh, yes.

Inspector: If I may begin at the beginning. First there is the Cherry Fondue. Now this is extremely nasty. (pause) But we can't prosecute you for that.

Mr. Hilton: Ah, agreed.

Inspector: Then we have number four. Number four: Crunchy Frog.

Mr. Hilton: Yes.

Inspector: Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in 'ere?

Mr. Hilton: Yes, a little one.

Inspector: What sort of frog?

Mr. Hilton: A...a *dead* frog.

Inspector: Is it cooked?

Mr. Hilton: No.

Inspector: What, a RAW frog?!?

Mr. Hilton: Oh, we use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.

Inspector: That's as may be, but it's still a frog!

Mr. Hilton: What else?

Inspector: Well, don't you even take the bones out?

Mr. Hilton: If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?

Inspector: Constable Clitoris et one of those!! We have to protect the public!

Constable: Uh, would you excuse me a moment, Sir? (exits)

Inspector: We have to protect the public! People aren't going to think there's a real frog in chocolate! Constable Clitoris thought it was an almond whirl! They're bound to expect some sort of mock frog!

Mr. Hilton: (outraged) MOCK frog!?! We use NO artificial additives or preservatives of ANY kind!

Inspector: Nevertheless, I advise you in future to replace the words 'Crunchy Frog' with the legend, 'Crunchy, Raw, Unboned Real Dead Frog' if you wish to avoid prosecution!

Mr. Hilton: What about our sales?

Inspector: FUCK your sales! We've got to protect the public! Now what about this one, number five, it was number five, wasn't it? Number five: Ram's Bladder Cup. (beat) Now, what sort of confectionery is that?

Mr. Hilton: Oh, we use only the finest juicy chunks of fresh Cornish Ram's bladder, emptied, steamed, flavoured with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue, and garnished with lark's vomit.

Inspector: LARK'S VOMIT?!?!?

Mr. Hilton: Correct.

Inspector: It doesn't say anything here about lark's vomit!

Mr. Hilton: Ah, it does, on the bottom of the box, after 'monosodium glutamate'.

Inspector: I hardly think that's good enough! I think it's be more appropriate if the box bore a great red label: 'WARNING: LARK'S VOMIT!!!'

Mr. Hilton: Our sales would plummet!

Inspector: (screaming) Well why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionary??!!

(the constable returns)

Inspector: Like Praline, or, or Lime Creme, a very popular flavor, I'm lead to understand. Or Raspberry Delite. I mean, what's this one, what's this one? 'Ere we are: Cockroach Cluster! -- Anthrax Ripple!

Constable: MMMMWWWAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!! (Throws up in helmet)

Inspector: (continuing) And what is this one: Spring Surprise?

Mr. Hilton: Ah, that's one of our specialities. Covered in dark, velvety chocolate, when you pop it into your mouth, stainless steel bolts spring out and plunge straight through both cheeks.

Inspector: (stunned) Well where's the pleasure in THAT?!? If people pop a nice little chockie into their mouth, they don't expect to get their cheeks pierced!!! In any case, it is an inadequate description of the sweetmeat. I shall have to ask you to accompany me to the station.

Mr. Hilton: (shrugging) It's a fair cop.

Inspector: And DON'T talk to the audience.

http://www.montypython.net/scripts/crunchy.php

 

TOO MUCH thinking on those walks Mr Smith !  

 

[AdamSmith]

3 minutes ago, Suckrates said:

TOO MUCH thinking on those walks Mr Smith !  

[AdamSmith]

6 hours ago, Larstrup said:

These are actually available at my Publix! I will check them out. I never mind paying a bit more for a better juice. Here's a locator, perhaps a morning walk via an alternate route to change things up a bit might be evolutionary for the soul

Show Me Juice!  (may Richard Dawson RIP)

The back label explains they are "cold-pressed" instead of the usual process of being heat-pasteurized, which messes with the flavor.

[boiworship]

The only juices that I can tolerate are grapefruit, tangerine and precum.

[AdamSmith]

Another thing. At the grocery, I have to look and look to find my cran-pom juice hiding somewhere on that wall of "juices," 95% of which are juice "cocktails" loaded up with corn syrup and other crapola. One more reason we are a Nation of Wide Loads.

[Suckrates]

21 minutes ago, AdamSmith said:

Another thing. At the grocery, I have to look and look to find my cran-pom juice hiding somewhere on that wall of "juices," 95% of which are juice "cocktails" loaded up with corn syrup and other crapola. One more reason we are a Nation of Wide Loads.

 

YUP, you need to read every label and look for "NO SUGAR ADDED".  My fave of these is the Ocean Spray Cran-Lemonade (I tried the Cran-Lime but didnt like it as much).  

Back in the day, Grandma used to spend her time cruising the supermarket aisles for BOYS.....  Now I am consumed with cruising for "healthy" food and drink.   Damn, aging is a kick in the ass !   

[BigK]

My HEB supermarket in Texas sells a half gallon of fresh squeezed orange juice for $6.97.  So worth it even though you have to spit our a few seeds.