Did You Ever Go to Work When Ill?

[Lucky]

I know I did. Sometimes the stakes were just too high to stay home. I liked my job and prided myself on doing it well, so I went to work sick. Now that's not saying I went to work and spread my germs. It's all relative and I wouldn't encourage anyone who is still contagious to work if they could not separate themselves from their cohorts.

[MsGuy]

Don't you just love it when your waitress brings your order with snot running down her lip?

[Lucky]

Given the epidemic of cocaine in restaurant work, she wouldn't necessarily be ill, just advertising!