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What getting a colonic actually feels like

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5. Skip the booze (yes, even if you want to calm your nerves) for 24 hours before your appointment. :shocked:

ok....That's a deal killer. :D

LMAO (as it were :P )

I'd give 'em 2.4 hours... :D

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At first I think, "Well, how could anybody actually pay good money for this nonsense?" but then I think of daily horoscopes and somebody must read them or why else would they put them in the paper and what about all those folks who drive truck loads of explosives into buildings filled with total strangers ? Not to mention the guys who go 1/2 way around the world just to crowd into a concrete block building & get themselves blown up.

And then I think of all the dumb ass things I've done myself over the years and, what the hell, colonics don't seem so stupid after all.

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The article does duly quote a gastroenterologist pointing out that colon cleansing is snake oil, in that it purports to do what bowel movements already take care of entirely satisfactorily.

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The article does duly quote a gastroenterologist pointing out that colon cleansing is snake oil, in that it purports to do what bowel movements already take care of entirely satisfactorily.

Thank God...Just cancelled my appointment.

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Hiss. What about us poor herpetologists who like snake oil? ;)

Best regards,

RA1

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