Members Suckrates Posted July 2, 2015 Members Share Posted July 2, 2015 Grandma is feeling alot of pressure these days to find a husband since those Supremes were gracious enough to grant us all marriage equality. Now i feel I HAVE to be married just to show my Gratitude..... So, the other day I saw a gorgeous guy across the street from my office as I went out to get a latte... As the light changed, I dashed across the street to get a better look, and to make sure he saw ME... Heres a tip, its not smart to dash across a city street in 6 inch stilletos. Grandma took a nasty fall in the gutter and tore some ligaments in my calf. Well now I am taped up with ugly surgical bandages, and wearing some ugly ass sandals, AND walking with a cane.... And it s long holiday weekend.... Safe to say Grandma wont be getting any Nookie this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 In NYC there must be a fetish bar for people who love people in your condition?? Sympathies -- get well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MsGuy Posted July 3, 2015 Members Share Posted July 3, 2015 The real reason Grandma finds herself in urgent need of a husband. Unless she's been messing around with Mr. Justice Alito, the Supreme Court ain't got nothing to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
