Members Suckrates Posted July 2, 2015 Members Posted July 2, 2015 Grandma is feeling alot of pressure these days to find a husband since those Supremes were gracious enough to grant us all marriage equality. Now i feel I HAVE to be married just to show my Gratitude..... So, the other day I saw a gorgeous guy across the street from my office as I went out to get a latte... As the light changed, I dashed across the street to get a better look, and to make sure he saw ME... Heres a tip, its not smart to dash across a city street in 6 inch stilletos. Grandma took a nasty fall in the gutter and tore some ligaments in my calf. Well now I am taped up with ugly surgical bandages, and wearing some ugly ass sandals, AND walking with a cane.... And it s long holiday weekend.... Safe to say Grandma wont be getting any Nookie this weekend. Quote
AdamSmith Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 In NYC there must be a fetish bar for people who love people in your condition?? Sympathies -- get well! Quote
Members MsGuy Posted July 3, 2015 Members Posted July 3, 2015 The real reason Grandma finds herself in urgent need of a husband. Unless she's been messing around with Mr. Justice Alito, the Supreme Court ain't got nothing to do with it. Quote
