July 2, 201511 yr Active Members Grandma is feeling alot of pressure these days to find a husband since those Supremes were gracious enough to grant us all marriage equality. Now i feel I HAVE to be married just to show my Gratitude..... So, the other day I saw a gorgeous guy across the street from my office as I went out to get a latte... As the light changed, I dashed across the street to get a better look, and to make sure he saw ME... Heres a tip, its not smart to dash across a city street in 6 inch stilletos. Grandma took a nasty fall in the gutter and tore some ligaments in my calf. Well now I am taped up with ugly surgical bandages, and wearing some ugly ass sandals, AND walking with a cane.... And it s long holiday weekend.... Safe to say Grandma wont be getting any Nookie this weekend.
July 3, 201511 yr In NYC there must be a fetish bar for people who love people in your condition?? Sympathies -- get well!
July 3, 201511 yr Active Members The real reason Grandma finds herself in urgent need of a husband. Unless she's been messing around with Mr. Justice Alito, the Supreme Court ain't got nothing to do with it.
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