Members Suckrates Posted May 14, 2015 Members Posted May 14, 2015 OMG, NYC has been invaded by hoards of Bears.... And not only bears, they brought Cubs and Otters with them.... WHY you may ask ???? Well it seems that its URBAN BEAR WEEK here in NYC, and these bears appear Hungry and Horny...... Grandma has stocked herself with toothpicks and dental floss for her sudden, clandestine encounters. How do you tell the species apart ? Here is a little cheat sheet should you encounter one: BEAR: Any large, hairy man, usually self-identified as part of the Gay subculture, often found in Metropolitan areas. MUSCLEBEAR: a Bear sub-species defined by a fit and toned body, and usually appearing "shirtless" in public.. They appear to be Alpha males but are often Belly-floppers.... POLAR BEAR: A white or silver-haired Bear CUB: A young, or young-looking member of the Bear community. Usually the passive half of a Bear couple OTTER: A ":fuzzy" guy, too skinny to be a Bear but still a regular fixture at Bear bars and events AdamSmith and MsAnn 2 Quote
