TotallyOz Posted April 22, 2015 Posted April 22, 2015 Multiple Choice: A. Fuck it B. Eat it C. Ride it Explain your answer. Quote
Members MsAnn Posted April 22, 2015 Members Posted April 22, 2015 Fingers crossed the answer is...rode it? Because that would be kinda cool, anything else would be, well, kinda nasty? TotallyOz 1 Quote
Members MsGuy Posted April 22, 2015 Members Posted April 22, 2015 Eat it. Camel eyes taste like goat eyes only not so gamey. TotallyOz, AdamSmith and MsAnn 3 Quote
Members RA1 Posted April 22, 2015 Members Posted April 22, 2015 Is that a 14 day camel? Most camels are 7 day camels but Mohammed, the camel renter, had 14 day camels. One day a potential investor came by and persuaded Big Mo to explain how he had 14 day camels. Sensing a big payday via this investor, he complied. When camels come off a caravan they are dry and in need of loading up on water. They go to the water hole and drink deeply. When they have drunk their fill they return to the stockade to await their next journey. Mohammed follows the same procedure but he gets behind the camels and when he knows they are almost full, he takes out two bricks and smartly claps them with the camels testicles in the middle. The camels go USSH and take in another 7 days worth of water. Best regards, RA1 TotallyOz 1 Quote
Members MsAnn Posted April 22, 2015 Members Posted April 22, 2015 Eat it. Camel eyes taste like goat eyes only not so gamey. :rofl: Quote
Members Suckrates Posted April 22, 2015 Members Posted April 22, 2015 I'll choose D = HUMPED IT.... MsAnn and TotallyOz 2 Quote
Popular Post TotallyOz Posted April 23, 2015 Author Popular Post Posted April 23, 2015 Answer: I rode it though a long passage in Petra, Jordan. I was tired and exhausted and had walked 5 miles that day and wanted to make life easier. Little did I know that riding a camel was so hard. I felt like I was getting fucked by a group of angry Brazilians. At the end of the day, my ass hurt, my legs were sore and I smelled like the Gypsy boy I had fucked the night before. Oh well, I am glad no one thought I had fucked a camel. Hell, I am from Alabama, we only fuck sheep. (or goats when we are desperate) AdamSmith, paulsf, MsAnn and 2 others 5 Quote
Members MsGuy Posted April 23, 2015 Members Posted April 23, 2015 Oh well, I am glad no one thought I had fucked a camel. Hell, I am from Alabama, we only fuck sheep. (or goats when we are desperate) OK, camels I'll give you, OZ, but I have it on good authority Alabama boys fuck chickens and stump broke calves, too. Quote
Members firecat691614502759 Posted April 23, 2015 Members Posted April 23, 2015 If I didn't know who was posting this I would think it was some Troll. Good Looking Camel AdamSmith and TotallyOz 2 Quote
TotallyOz Posted April 23, 2015 Author Posted April 23, 2015 OK, camels I'll give you, OZ, but I have it on good authority Alabama boys fuck chickens and stump broke calves, too. MsGuy, come on. We have morals. We would never fuck a stump broke calf. MsGuy and AdamSmith 2 Quote
Members MsAnn Posted April 23, 2015 Members Posted April 23, 2015 Ok not technically Alabama, but....you get the idea. AdamSmith 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted April 23, 2015 Posted April 23, 2015 That flick was a total exaggeration. Very few of us can actually play banjo that well. Quote
Members MsAnn Posted April 23, 2015 Members Posted April 23, 2015 That flick was a total exaggeration. Very few of us can actually play banjo that well. For Mr. Smith's viewing pleasure: AdamSmith 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted April 23, 2015 Posted April 23, 2015 Whereas most of us can squeal like a you-know-what. Quote
paulsf Posted April 23, 2015 Posted April 23, 2015 I got to ride a camel at the pyramids in Egypt. Talk about a rough ride. You need a massage when your done. lookin 1 Quote
