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Hi. I am Indiana Governor Mike Pence

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Guest TheGovernor

I am very sorry about the sense people have that there is a homophobic lobby in Indiana. That could not be further from the truth. In reality, I am a cocksucker. And I'm proud of my status. I like those big fat uncut cocks the most. I have been to those Brazilian saunas and I fell in love with one of those hot Garatos and like my friend Calvin, I brought one home with me! (Isn't that what money is for?)

The reason I did not veto a law that allowed companies to discriminate against gays is simple – all of those businesses will go bankrupt in a matter of weeks, and our fellow cockaholics will then be able to buy them for next to nothing.

So, we can make a fortune – and fuck them.

I will say that I have used Boytoy since the days it was the Male Escort Review and used it to find people whom I respect and who know the advantage of serving their bosses. I like those that follow blindly and thus why I joined the Republican Party. The only reason I allowed this law to go into effect is that my wife and my boyfriend were asking me to be discreet.

I realize today that I made an error. And, I hope that you will accept my apology and allow me to continue to use your site to find men who make me understand that heaven is a place on Earth.

You have gone down on me; I will go down for you.

Respectfully,

The Governor

April 1, 2015

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