Members Suckrates Posted March 29, 2015 Members Share Posted March 29, 2015 You cannot seeYou cannot peeYou cannot chewYou cannot screwGood grief, what can you do?Your memory shrinksYour hearing stinksNo sense of smellYou look like hellYour mood is bad - can't you tell?Your body's droopingYou have trouble poopingThe Golden Years have come at last (Just sit tight, wait for your Social security check, and buy those Boys !) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...