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Guest zipperzone
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I have often wondered what the criterion should be for anyone wanting to become a member of BOY TOY.

There must be many deserving men out there who would love to join and participate but have not done so, fearing their reception would not be too friendly. I understand their concerns and I thought it might help if I gave them a few pointers with the intent of increasing participation.

1: First and foremost, never admit to having visited or worse yet, been a member of "THE OTHER SITE"

That would immediately brand you as one whose motives were suspect and destroy your credibility.

2: Realize that there is a triumvirate who think they own the site. They don't but they sure try to control it.

3: The leader of this cabal is an old bitter man who goes by the name of Sucrates although he is usually referred to as Sucky. (I'll leave it to your imagination as to how that refers to his sexual preferences). He absolutely must never be questioned on his opinions or his supposed superiority. To do so is to attack his fragile ego. He claims to be a charitable person, but believe me, he is utterly delusional. He has a vocabulary of vile abusive words that he will hurl at anyone who does not faun over his selection of porn that he posts daily. You should be aware that often these pictures depict males that are clearly underage. It is only a matter of time until someone reports him and results in a comprehensive search of his computer. He is quite a pathetic individual, spending untold hours trolling the internet for titillation. Since joining in December of 2011 he has posted around 11,000 times. One wonders if he has any friends or social contact others that those he encounters in his endless quest for huge cocks to suck.

4: The 2nd member goes by the name of MsAnn. A relative new member with under 1000 posts, his main function is to kiss Sucky's ass and enthuse over all his postings. He can be extremely caustic so it is wise not to rattle his chain too often. To give him his due, he does seem to have a sense of humour although he prefers to have that word spelled in the American fashion, omitting the "u", as does his mentor Sucky. He often comes up with amusing pictures to illustrate one of Sucky's comments.

5: Then we come to the 3rd member - Adam Smith. Adam is rather difficult to pinhole. He has been around since Jesus was a child and has posted over 14,000 times. He admits to having a somewhat unique taste in males. Not to most people's taste - but different strokes for different folks. He has what appears to be an encyclopedic ability to search out odd news articles and can usually come up with an appropriate visual to illustrate what others have posted. He is most definitely an asset to the forums but I fear he does tend to lean in Sucky's direction.

6: One other member you might wish to know about goes by the name of Axiom. He has been here about the same length as Adam and has about 5500 posts. Unfortunately he has, to my knowledge, never contributed anything original to the forums. All of his posts are about licking his chops over pictures posted by Sucky. He must have an overworked abacus for counting all the pictures he likes for he seems to be able to rattle off his preferences by number, 3, 7, 14, 16, 23, & 47, and explain what he would like to do to them or have them do to him. Quite a bore!

That about sums up the present state of affairs. Be guarded in what you post if you want to be around for awhile. There used to be a member called LUCKY. He was a retired lawyer, very intelligent and started many interesting threads. He stuck it out for several years but finally decided to pack it in. He was basically hounded out by Sucky & Co.

If these forums disappear one day it is my opinion it will be directly due to Suckrates.

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"what'd he say?"

"He said he doesn't like you"

"Oh, I'll make the boy some tea and brownies, he'll feel better"

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"what'd he say?"

"He said he doesn't like you"

"Oh, I'll make the boy some tea and brownies, he'll feel better"

Make sure you put some Lye in them !

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Apparently, the ONLY person bothered by all this is Zippy. To go to those lenghts of disparaging others to get someone to pay attention to him is truly a sick sign of desperation, and Good news Zippy, I paid attention to you although I usually never acknowledge assholes that are beneath me. .

But I recognized your cry for help and answered it. However I doubt your liitle display here will gain the site any new members, because who in their right mind would want to join a site where a member is so hostile to other members, and calls them out publicly

INSTEAD of contributing something of value, interesting, fun or useful and sharing the positivity of the site. But then I would have forgotten that there is NEVER anything positive about you. You are a continually negative and sad person that really doesnt know how to be liked... and your presence on this site is like "sludge"... And of course you expected this reply from me. that's why you started the post, to get MY attention, and you did.... But that doesnt change the fact that you are a major "schmuck" , and pretty much the thing to laugh at when Draker isnt around....

I see one of my ass-kissers has already replied, but I will reply again for my sis Annie and myself to show you exactly how we feel.

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Adam is too classy to tell you to Go fuck yourself, so I will say it for him.....

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And Axiom is too engrossed in the Lushness of my offerings to respond. He has probably Overdosed ? So I will reply for him too...

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I see one of my ass-kissers has already replied, but I will reply again for my sis Annie and myself to show you exactly how we feel.

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Just so that there's no confusion by anyone on the board, I'm the cute on on the right. MsAnn would NEVER be caught dead in that ensemble on the left. :no:

Guest zipperzone
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Well Sucky - You've just proved my point but you're too stupid to realize that.

My post has only been up for about an hour and already I've received three private e-mails agreeing with me and one even went so far as to call it brilliant.

You are so beyond hope that it boggles the mind :hyper:

Guest zipperzone
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I have to confess a great sin:

I posted on the Other Site just yesterday this morning.

And the day before.

There goes a girl's reputation. :lol:

Not to worry Adam - you're allowed.

I only wish more members would contribute as much interesting information as you do.

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Well Sucky - You've just proved my point but you're too stupid to realize that.

My post has only been up for about an hour and already I've received three private e-mails agreeing with me and one even went so far as to call it brilliant.

You are so beyond hope that it boggles the mind :hyper:

SURE YOU HAVE ZIPPY, Sure you have. I'm glad your imaginary emails give you some Comfort. All crazy people are delusional. Tell YOUR admirers to publicly support you, not behind your back where it means nothing you Jerk....

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Not to worry Adam - you're allowed.

I only wish more members would contribute as much interesting information as you do.

YES why dont YOU zippy..???? Your longest post here to date basically is a put down of other members.... FOOL !

But I suppose you would need to be clever AND educated to contribute things of interest, so that sure leaves you OUT !

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DISCLAIMER: The opinions expressed by Me above are MINE and mine alone and DO NOT necessarily reflect the opinions of the Other members mentioned.

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Well Sucky - You've just proved my point but you're too stupid to realize that.

My post has only been up for about an hour and already I've received three private e-mails agreeing with me and one even went so far as to call it brilliant.

You are so beyond hope that it boggles the mind :hyper:

LOLOLOL, well I know it couldnt have boggled your mind, since you dont have one to Boggle..... so your comment must be Rhetorical. ? :bye:

You are such Fun, and So Easy to play with and decimate...... :cheer:

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Just so that there's no confusion by anyone on the board, I'm the cute on on the right. MsAnn would NEVER be caught dead in that ensemble on the left. :no:

WHY, its very Penny Marshall..........

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Grandma, please stop posting, I'm running out of "Likes"

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Grandma, please stop posting, I'm running out of "Likes"

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Do you like the smell of my ass Annie. ? I'm using a new ZEST lavender body wash..... By the way, I LOVE your ass kissing.

They are like angel kisses.....

Guest zipperzone
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SURE YOU HAVE ZIPPY, Sure you have. I'm glad your imaginary emails give you some Comfort. All crazy people are delusional. Tell YOUR admirers to publicly support you, not behind your back where it means nothing you Jerk....

Why should they support me publicly? Just to have you puke all over them?

Sensible people want to avoid that at all costs.

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Why should they support me publicly? Just to have you puke all over them?

Sensible people want to avoid that at all costs.

Right, OK...sure.....

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Did I miss something again? Fuck, I am always late for the party. What happened?

You sure did miss something. Mr. Zone was mean to me, and during 'Happy Hour' no less. Thank God Foster and I were drinking and we didn't notice.

Guest callipygian
Posted

Soooo...let's try and dissect and understand this mess.

MsAnn - who, here, is really - bigvalboy - over there at the other site - and who detests Suckrates - who over there (Suckrates) is that jj-person - and over here is suckrates -who embrace one another - suggests, well something less that connecting - or honest.

Poor Lucky - he tried - but let's face it - TotallyOz's websites are complete failures - and THIS is the only one of them that has ANY traffic at all.

Gold membership for contests? LOL.

This should be expected.

Suckrates is angry.

Lucky and Zipperzone are disappointed in participation.

The most over-looked success here - is by the ones not complaining.

Guest truthteller2
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Callipygian, for someone who has only been a member less then a year, you have spent a significant amount of time and done a lot of research to out the other names the members are using on the other site.

In the spirit of your honest apprasial of the situation and names, how about telling all of us your Name on the other site? I know it, and I am sure some other members do, but if you are going to out MsAnn and Suckrates how about outing yourself? why did you change names? Inquiring queens want to know.

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