Members MsGuy Posted January 29, 2015 Members Posted January 29, 2015 Ben Afflect and Matt Damon wrote a hot gay sex scene for themselves into the original script for Good Will Hunting. Now I don't know about yall but I would have paid double to see a young Ben and Matt getting all nekkid and sweaty with each other and probably gone back for a second and third viewing. Damn, I'm getting a stiffie just thinking about it. Alas it was not to be (but not for the reason you might think). Read all about it and how the male on male horniness got dropped from the final shooting script. "Matt, I know we agreed it would be just that once but..." AdamSmith and MsAnn 2 Quote
Guest zipperzone Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 It would take a lot of convincing for me to accept that those two never had a "thing" with each other. I know that they both married women and are supposedly happy in their respective marriages, BUT I'd bet one million $$$ (which I don't have) that at some time in the past these two had it on. More power to them if they did - and what a waste if they didn't Quote
Members MsGuy Posted January 30, 2015 Author Members Posted January 30, 2015 LOL, agree completely, Zipper. I'm picturing them late one night in a tiny pre-hollywood apt., working out the details of that sex scene, giggling at their own practical joke, six or seven empty beer bottles lying around: Ben: "So then I lightly kiss your ear..." Matt: "No, no, too soon, first you reach for a beer and 'accidentally' brush your hand across the front of my jockey shorts...yes, just like that!" B: "Yeah, and I notice you're getting kinda hard." M: "Exactly, and we're both a little nervous..." B: "But neither of us wants to let on we're embarrassed, so we start joking around about it." M: "Right, just two best buds cool with each other. And you touch me like this and I like it and I rub my left hand there and you're turned on by it.." B: "Mmmm and now we're both hard as rocks and NOW I kiss you behind your ear, like this. I'm not saying anything but I'm asking, ya know what I mean?" M: "Mmm, yeah and I don't speak either, I just slide my hand under your shorts like this." B:"Jesus yeah! And then I'm ready, oh man I'm ready." ==== Ben: "Dude, you know this is a one time thing, OK?" M: "Oh for sure. It's only that it's been a real dry spell for both of us. One night, we're just two buds helping each other out of a jam." B: "Enough talking, bitch, start sucking." "Ben, hurry up. The water's getting cold." lookin, AdamSmith and MsAnn 3 Quote
Members MsAnn Posted January 30, 2015 Members Posted January 30, 2015 It would take a lot of convincing for me to accept that those two never had a "thing" with each other. I know that they both married women and are supposedly happy in their respective marriages, BUT I'd bet one million $$$ (which I don't have) that at some time in the past these two had it on. More power to them if they did - and what a waste if they didn't Well I ain't got a million bucks either, but I'd bet the trailer on that one. "I'm guessing it happened just as Ms Guy says. And Lord knows that I'd love to see Matt on the bottom. Quote
Members MsGuy Posted January 30, 2015 Author Members Posted January 30, 2015 Lord knows that I'd love to see Matt on the bottom. Do you see Matt with his ankles cocked up on Ben's shoulders or is it more like he would lock his legs around Ben's waist? I don't think doggy style really works for this scene...kinda lacks the intimacy, you know. (If we're gonna recreate the lost footage, let's make the effort to do it right, :tongue: ) Quote
Members MsAnn Posted January 30, 2015 Members Posted January 30, 2015 Do you see Matt with his ankles cocked up on Ben's shoulders or is it more like he would lock his legs around Ben's waist? I don't think doggy style really works for this scene...kinda lacks the intimacy, you know. (If we're gonna recreate the lost footage, let's make the effort to do it right, :tongue: ) Oh God, not doggy style. That's disgusting, and so unromantic. I'll need a cocktail for this, but just off the top of my head, I thinking hot tub. Yes perfect, hot tub. A long day on the set, they're tired, and they climb in just to relax the muscles and to have a nice glass of Merlot, and to discuss the next days shoot. It's the heat that makes the alcohol go right to their head. An accidental brush of the leg under the bubbles. No one around to see, innocent at first, then a slight arousal, a nervous laugh, a joke about not really being gay, but just being good buds. After all, a mans got to take care of business. He can only handle so much by himself. Maybe his best bud is willing to help. Not a word to anyone, of course not, what are you talking about, nothing is going to happen anyway....right? OK, now I really do need a cocktail. lookin 1 Quote
Members MsGuy Posted January 30, 2015 Author Members Posted January 30, 2015 Here, have two. And keep up the good work. lookin 1 Quote
Members MsAnn Posted January 30, 2015 Members Posted January 30, 2015 Not to spoil the mood, but somewhere in this story, someones gonna have to pass gas. When the bubbles rise to the surface, I'll let Mr. Smith take over. Now that I'm drunk, I'm off to bed. Quote
AdamSmith Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 When the bubbles rise to the surface, I'll let Mr. Smith take over. The amount of hot air characteristically issuing from Mr Affleck's upper orifice would surely render that little fizz-fozz down below unnoticeable. MsGuy 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 P.S. I still hold that Jude Law would have been infinitely better cast as Ripley than the leaden uninflected Damon. MsAnn 1 Quote
Members MsGuy Posted January 30, 2015 Author Members Posted January 30, 2015 Can't really disagree on Ripley, AS, but I would much prefer to see a young Matt's heels on young Ben's shoulders. Now quit trying to jack my thread and help flesh out our Good Will Hunting lost sex scene. Surely my late night writing scenario inspires you to some boner inducing addendum. Or if not mine, then maybe MsAnn's hot tub version gets your juices flowing. But none of your poetic nonsense. The key concept here is 'boner inducing' and I have yet to find a line from Stevens that inspired me to whack off. Not one. Quote
Members lookin Posted January 30, 2015 Members Posted January 30, 2015 The key concept here is 'boner inducing' and I have yet to find a line from Stevens that inspired me to whack off. Not one. AdamSmith's definitely the one to ask, but this one found me fumbling for my fluttering fly. Call the roller of big cigars, The muscular one, and bid him whip In kitchen cups concupiscent curds. AdamSmith 1 Quote
Members MsGuy Posted January 30, 2015 Author Members Posted January 30, 2015 Sorry, lookin, I appreciate you trying, but on my 10 point Stiffie Scale, that registers about a 1.2. lookin 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 Would subsequent lines help? If her horny feet protrude, they come To show how cold she is, and dumb. Whether or no, that's about how Hr Affleck leaves me feeling. Never cottoned to him on screen, a reaction affirmed when he and the missus lived the next street over in Cambridge and were frequently encountered perambulating their brat. Now, if you asked me to secrete some Jude Law fangirl pornfic...! lookin 1 Quote
Members MsGuy Posted January 30, 2015 Author Members Posted January 30, 2015 LOL, I'm not that turned on by Afflect either, it's his fuck buddy that got my interest up. What if we substitute Jude for Ben in my script writing scenario? A little less bromance but a little more boning? See, I'm nothing if not flexible. I'll even let you go ahead and jack my thread. Just make it good for me, baby. MsAnn, lookin and AdamSmith 3 Quote
Members MsAnn Posted January 30, 2015 Members Posted January 30, 2015 LOL, I'm not that turned on by Afflect either, it's his fuck buddy that got my interest up. What if we substitute Jude for Ben in my script writing scenario? A little less bromance but a little more boning? See, I'm nothing if not flexible. I'll even let you go ahead and jack my thread. Just make it good for me, baby. Yes yes yes, someone kick ol Ben to the curb and send in Mr. Law. BTW, personally I thought the Ripley cast was, well, perfectly cast. Quote
AdamSmith Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 Just make it good for me, baby. Regret under the gun today scribbling a demned work MS about unbearably dull software nonsense. In the meantime, how about some eventually obscene Jahar fangirl fiction... http://www.wattpad.com/16992285-dzhokhar-jahar-before-the-bombing-part-1 Quote