AdamSmith Posted January 3, 2015 Posted January 3, 2015 So I finally dragged myself out of the Pleistocene and installed the twitter app on my iPhone this morning. The better to brown-nose people I need to sell some consulting to. God, the inane chatter that my business associates spew into the twittersphere. But anyway. Now it occurs that it is only a matter of days or hours til I accidentally brush the 'tweet' button at the bottom of this site's mobile version, and broadcast a notice to one and all about our great site here! Thanks in advance, OZ. P.S. For the record, when you click the tweet button at the bottom of this site, it auto-generates the following tweet ready to send: hey twitter followers -- i'm on boytoy! [or whatever the thread title is that you happen to be viewing] - http://www.boytoy.com/forums/index.php?/topic/23079-hey-twitter-followers-im-on-boytoy/ [the thread url] TotallyOz 1 Quote
Members Suckrates Posted January 3, 2015 Members Posted January 3, 2015 So I finally dragged myself out of the Pleistocene and installed the twitter app on my iPhone this morning. The better to brown-nose people I need to sell some consulting to. God, the inane chatter that my business associates spew into the twittersphere. But anyway. Now it occurs that it is only a matter of days or hours til I accidentally brush the 'tweet' button at the bottom of this site's mobile version, and broadcast a notice to one and all about our great site here! Thanks in advance, OZ. P.S. For the record, when you click the tweet button at the bottom of this site, it generates the following tweet for you to send: hey twitter followers -- i'm on boytoy! - http://www.boytoy.com/forums/index.php?/topic/23079-hey-twitter-followers-im-on-boytoy/ Fuck the Tweets, we wanna see your "PACKAGE"..... Quote
AdamSmith Posted January 3, 2015 Author Posted January 3, 2015 Fuck the Tweets, we wanna see your "PACKAGE"..... Something like this... MsGuy 1 Quote
Members Suckrates Posted January 3, 2015 Members Posted January 3, 2015 Welcome to the world of those annoying, Mindless folk that never look up from their fucking phones..... TotallyOz, paulsf and AdamSmith 3 Quote
Members MsGuy Posted January 3, 2015 Members Posted January 3, 2015 So I finally dragged myself out of the Pleistocene and installed the twitter app on my iPhone this morning. Such a grandpa you are, AdamSmith. Instagram is where it's at. AdamSmith 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted January 3, 2015 Author Posted January 3, 2015 Instagram is where it's at. That's exactly what George W. said to Bill Clinton, after Clinton ribbed W. about not being on Twitter. However, unlike you and W., I have not the leisure to retire just yet. And twitter is a much easier medium than Instagram to subtly show somebody that they are a moron about some esoteric issue that they are supposed to understand in their business. And thus that they had better hire you straight away, ostensibly to educate them but actually to get you to shut up. Capisce? Quote
Members RA1 Posted January 3, 2015 Members Posted January 3, 2015 I am not on any social media (unless you count such as Boytoy as a social medium). To quote a TV advert: zero, zilch, nada, Zamboni, etc. Best regards, RA1 Quote
Members lookin Posted January 3, 2015 Members Posted January 3, 2015 Gifted with a 2400 baud modem, I signed up with my ISP a quarter century ago. Spent the next fifteen years getting more fully on-line, and the last ten trying to get off. These days, I can't think of anyone who would be interested in my every thought nor anyone whose day-and-night musings I'd like to be alerted to. Present company excepted, of course, but once the door is open . . . A fond memory from the early nineties was a newsreader program I had that would troll the newsgroups I was interested in. No matter that it took many minutes to download a single image, as it churned away while I was at work. Always a treat to come home in the evening and check out the day's harvest. AdamSmith 1 Quote
Members Suckrates Posted January 3, 2015 Members Posted January 3, 2015 I'm not on any social media either, and only have a cheap, pre-paid flip phone for driving emergenices.... I am hardly interested in my own life. I cant imagine sitting on the edge of my seat waiting for every-,minute updates of someones elses.... WHY the fuck would I / should I care ?????? Quote
Members MsGuy Posted January 4, 2015 Members Posted January 4, 2015 WHY the fuck would I / should I care ?????? That certain manly man you've had your eye on lately might take to tweeting "First cum, first served # donkey_dick" whenever he had to deal with a raging hard-on. And you'd never know. Well it could too happen. Quote
AdamSmith Posted January 4, 2015 Author Posted January 4, 2015 That would be a lot more useful than anything I've seen on Twitter so far. Quote
Guest callipygian Posted January 4, 2015 Posted January 4, 2015 So I finally dragged myself out of the Pleistocene and installed the twitter app on my iPhone this morning. The better to brown-nose people I need to sell some consulting to. God, the inane chatter that my business associates spew into the twittersphere. But anyway. Now it occurs that it is only a matter of days or hours til I accidentally brush the 'tweet' button at the bottom of this site's mobile version, and broadcast a notice to one and all about our great site here! Thanks in advance, OZ. P.S. For the record, when you click the tweet button at the bottom of this site, it auto-generates the following tweet ready to send: hey twitter followers -- i'm on boytoy! [or whatever the thread title is that you happen to be viewing] - http://www.boytoy.com/forums/index.php?/topic/23079-hey-twitter-followers-im-on-boytoy/ [the thread url] Enough with the Flintstone's Pleistocene excuses! Just give us your twitter handle so we can follow you and, perhaps, warn the public (and possibly jerk-off) to your depravity. Quote
AdamSmith Posted January 4, 2015 Author Posted January 4, 2015 If my business persona ever crossed wires with the one here... Quote
AdamSmith Posted January 4, 2015 Author Posted January 4, 2015 Now I shall have to swear out a writ of libel against ye. Quote
Members BigK Posted January 4, 2015 Members Posted January 4, 2015 If my business persona ever crossed wires with the one here... Clever. No active social media here. AdamSmith 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted January 4, 2015 Author Posted January 4, 2015 There has to be a fortune yet to be made in antisocial media, somehow or other. I would use it! lookin 1 Quote
