Members MsGuy Posted December 22, 2014 Members Posted December 22, 2014 Yep, I too have a bad habit of putting off holiday shopping until the last minute, so I thought I'd post some ideas for those in a similar fix. Feel free to add suggestions of your own; I'm still searching for a few gifts that just scream "Look how much time and thought I put into this choice." How about this one for AdamSmith? One oz. test tubes of booze in decorator tampons. Freshen your drink or, hell, just swig directly from the wrapper. Be the life of the party! AdamSmith 1 Quote
Members MsAnn Posted December 22, 2014 Members Posted December 22, 2014 Nothing says Christimas more than a Chia Pet for the little ones. Quote
Members MsGuy Posted December 22, 2014 Author Members Posted December 22, 2014 For Hito, what could be more perfect than shittens disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes. Or if your wallet is a little too depleted to spring for a 20 buck gift, maybe some Weener Cleaner Soap, on sale for only $8.24. AdamSmith 1 Quote
Members MsGuy Posted December 22, 2014 Author Members Posted December 22, 2014 And for those of our posters who are constantly getting their panties in a knot, what would be more appreciated? (No names, you know who you are.) AdamSmith and MsAnn 2 Quote
AdamSmith Posted December 22, 2014 Posted December 22, 2014 Great gifts! I love mine. Some that I found. Recipients can guess which is theirs! lookin 1 Quote
Members Suckrates Posted December 22, 2014 Members Posted December 22, 2014 And for those of our posters who are constantly getting their panties in a knot, what would be more appreciated? (No names, you know who you are.) Sorry Missy, I go commando. TRY again ! Quote
Members MsGuy Posted December 23, 2014 Author Members Posted December 23, 2014 Yep, she's commando all right. lookin 1 Quote
Members MsGuy Posted December 23, 2014 Author Members Posted December 23, 2014 I swear Oz is so difficult to shop for. After much head scratching (I should shampoo more often), I finally came up with matching made in India Vespas for re-gifting to the boys. Too much? TotallyOz, lookin and AdamSmith 3 Quote
Members MsGuy Posted December 23, 2014 Author Members Posted December 23, 2014 On the other hand, for some folks the shopping just does itself: Will you be having hot buttered buns with your coffee, Mr. lookin? They're included in your gift certificate. lookin 1 Quote
Members MsGuy Posted December 23, 2014 Author Members Posted December 23, 2014 I found the perfect card for Suckrates: lookin 1 Quote
Members Suckrates Posted December 23, 2014 Members Posted December 23, 2014 I found the perfect card for Suckrates: YES Missy, that would make me smile very wide. AdamSmith 1 Quote
Members lookin Posted December 24, 2014 Members Posted December 24, 2014 That's the wurst card this year! MsGuy and AdamSmith 2 Quote
Members lookin Posted December 24, 2014 Members Posted December 24, 2014 It's been a puzzle figuring out what to get folks who have everything, like AdamSmith and MsGuy. Then it finally hit me! I won't say exactly what until Christmas Day, but I can tell you it's something I bet they'll both like. And they'll each get a different color. That's enough hints for today. AdamSmith 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted December 24, 2014 Posted December 24, 2014 Ooh! Something to look forward to. lookin 1 Quote
Members lookin Posted December 24, 2014 Members Posted December 24, 2014 Ooh! Something to look forward to. OK, here's another hint: One's bigger than the other. Quite a bit actually. And it's uncut. Quote
Members MsGuy Posted December 24, 2014 Author Members Posted December 24, 2014 Lurker, so good to see you back. (kiss) And just in time to pick up your X-mas present. Clinically tested to cool and soothe. Quote
AdamSmith Posted December 24, 2014 Posted December 24, 2014 And just in time to pick up your X-mas present. Quote
Members MsGuy Posted December 24, 2014 Author Members Posted December 24, 2014 What could make a better gift to the forum than this X-mas feel good story. Seems like Josh Lin likes to play cheesy pranks on strangers and post their reaction to YouTube. This time the tables are turned by a homeless guy. AdamSmith, lookin and wayout 3 Quote
Members lookin Posted December 25, 2014 Members Posted December 25, 2014 It's been a puzzle figuring out what to get folks who have everything, like AdamSmith and MsGuy. Then it finally hit me! I won't say exactly what until Christmas Day, but I can tell you it's something I bet they'll both like. And they'll each get a different color. That's enough hints for today. OK, here's another hint: One's bigger than the other. Quite a bit actually. And it's uncut. Last hint before Christmas: AdamSmith's present is Asian, and MsGuy's is from here. And the first time they try it, they may walk a little funny. Quote
AdamSmith Posted December 25, 2014 Posted December 25, 2014 Last hint before Christmas: AdamSmith's present is Asian, and MsGuy's is from here. And the first time they try it, they may walk a little funny. Could it be... ...a dildo? ...pair of shoes? ...a truss?! lookin 1 Quote
Guest callipygian Posted December 25, 2014 Posted December 25, 2014 I'm still feeling high-tea at the Drake-r Hotel. But I digress. Quote
Members MsGuy Posted December 25, 2014 Author Members Posted December 25, 2014 A truss? How the hell am I gonna re-gift that? lookin 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted December 25, 2014 Posted December 25, 2014 A truss? How the hell am I gonna re-gift that? Anybody would want it! P.S. Imagine if it were Dame Edith Evans's truss. Quote
Members Suckrates Posted December 25, 2014 Members Posted December 25, 2014 Such a fuss over a Truss ! Quote
