December 22, 201411 yr Active Members Yep, I too have a bad habit of putting off holiday shopping until the last minute, so I thought I'd post some ideas for those in a similar fix. Feel free to add suggestions of your own; I'm still searching for a few gifts that just scream "Look how much time and thought I put into this choice." How about this one for AdamSmith? One oz. test tubes of booze in decorator tampons. Freshen your drink or, hell, just swig directly from the wrapper. Be the life of the party!
December 22, 201411 yr Active Members Nothing says Christimas more than a Chia Pet for the little ones.
December 22, 201411 yr Author Active Members For Hito, what could be more perfect than shittens disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes. Or if your wallet is a little too depleted to spring for a 20 buck gift, maybe some Weener Cleaner Soap, on sale for only $8.24.
December 22, 201411 yr Author Active Members And for those of our posters who are constantly getting their panties in a knot, what would be more appreciated? (No names, you know who you are.)
December 22, 201411 yr Great gifts! I love mine. Some that I found. Recipients can guess which is theirs!
December 22, 201411 yr Active Members And for those of our posters who are constantly getting their panties in a knot, what would be more appreciated? (No names, you know who you are.) Sorry Missy, I go commando. TRY again !
December 23, 201411 yr Author Active Members I swear Oz is so difficult to shop for. After much head scratching (I should shampoo more often), I finally came up with matching made in India Vespas for re-gifting to the boys. Too much?
December 23, 201411 yr Author Active Members On the other hand, for some folks the shopping just does itself: Will you be having hot buttered buns with your coffee, Mr. lookin? They're included in your gift certificate.
December 23, 201411 yr Active Members I found the perfect card for Suckrates: YES Missy, that would make me smile very wide.
December 24, 201411 yr Active Members It's been a puzzle figuring out what to get folks who have everything, like AdamSmith and MsGuy. Then it finally hit me! I won't say exactly what until Christmas Day, but I can tell you it's something I bet they'll both like. And they'll each get a different color. That's enough hints for today.
December 24, 201411 yr Active Members Ooh! Something to look forward to. OK, here's another hint: One's bigger than the other. Quite a bit actually. And it's uncut.
December 24, 201411 yr Author Active Members Lurker, so good to see you back. (kiss) And just in time to pick up your X-mas present. Clinically tested to cool and soothe.
December 24, 201411 yr Author Active Members What could make a better gift to the forum than this X-mas feel good story. Seems like Josh Lin likes to play cheesy pranks on strangers and post their reaction to YouTube. This time the tables are turned by a homeless guy.
December 25, 201411 yr Active Members It's been a puzzle figuring out what to get folks who have everything, like AdamSmith and MsGuy. Then it finally hit me! I won't say exactly what until Christmas Day, but I can tell you it's something I bet they'll both like. And they'll each get a different color. That's enough hints for today. OK, here's another hint: One's bigger than the other. Quite a bit actually. And it's uncut. Last hint before Christmas: AdamSmith's present is Asian, and MsGuy's is from here. And the first time they try it, they may walk a little funny.
December 25, 201411 yr Last hint before Christmas: AdamSmith's present is Asian, and MsGuy's is from here. And the first time they try it, they may walk a little funny. Could it be... ...a dildo? ...pair of shoes? ...a truss?!
December 25, 201411 yr A truss? How the hell am I gonna re-gift that? Anybody would want it! P.S. Imagine if it were Dame Edith Evans's truss.
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