Gay Porn Star Gets Two Years After Trying To Smuggle Half A Pound Of Meth In His Anus

[TotallyOz]

U.K. porn star Bruno Knight (real name: Patrick Gizzie) has been sentenced to two years in jail after he attempted to smuggle half a pound of methamphetamine from LAX to London in his anus.

http://instinctmagazine.com/post/gay-porn-star-gets-two-years-after-trying-smuggle-half-pound-meth-his-anus

[AdamSmith]

Half a pound?

[MsGuy]

226 grams to be precise.

I was going to make some vulgar comment about that being a shit load of crystal meth but, on mature reflection, thought better of it.

And only two years? Maybe the times are changing, but that seems like an awfully light sentence to me.

[TotallyOz]

And only two years? Maybe the times are changing, but that seems like an awfully light sentence to me.

Are you joking? 2 years is a long time for someone so talented. You try to shove 1/2 pound of something up your ass and fly across the Atlantic.

Wait. This story is beginning to remind me of a quickie I had on an International flight in my younger years.

Anyway, back on topic. Someone this talented must be given a short sentence so he can be a productive member of society.

[AdamSmith]

but, on mature reflection, thought better of it.

[Suckrates]

Well at least his anus will be prepared for the "stuffing" it will get in Prison.

[Guest hitoallusa]

Aww that baby is so adorable..

[boiworship]

What a mess that "porn star" is.