A Poop Bank in Massachusetts Will Pay You $40 Every Day

[AdamSmith]

Not a joke!

A Poop Bank in Massachusetts Will Pay You $40 Every Day

Are you under 50 years old, willing to make daily trips to Medford, and have regular bowel movements? You, my friend, could be earning $40 a dayjust for pooping.

All you have to do is visit OpenBiome, launched in 2012 as the only independent nonprofit stool bank in the country. The brainchild of MIT postdoctoral associate Mark Smith, OpenBiome collects, tests, and provides fecal samples to 122 hospitals in 33 states for one of the most interesting medical treatment innovations today: fecal microbiota transplantation.

Cont. at http://www.boston.com/health/2014/10/15/poop-bank-massachusetts-will-pay-you-per-dump/FMMhBXMKyFNTRXKoThmnpM/story.html?p1=Must_Reads_hp

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A Poop Bank in Massachusetts Will Pay You $40 Every Day

Are you under 50 years old, willing to make daily trips to Medford, and have regular bowel movements? You, my friend, could be earning $40 a dayjust for pooping.

I seem to be a little short today.

[AdamSmith]

Quantitative Easing

[Suckrates]

That bank is "full of shit".....

[AdamSmith]

You know, that's $14,600 a year.

What a motive to make regular deposits.

[RA1]

I have never been "regular" in my whole adult life what with jumping time zones, eating when convenient (or even possible), strange foods, etc. Therefore my BM's have a life of their own.

Is there a subservient stool bank?

Best regards,

RA1

[RA1]

AS-

I pitch you straight lines (pardon) and you simply ignore them.

I expected at least a master-slave stool bank relationship remark.

Best regards,

RA1

[AdamSmith]

I pitch you straight lines (pardon) and you simply ignore them.

I was busy dodging.

I expected at least a master-slave stool bank relationship remark.

Let me do it formally...