AdamSmith Posted October 15, 2014 Posted October 15, 2014 intellisult An intelligent way to insult. Enter the name of someone who you want to insult, and we'll generate an intellisult for you below! http://intellisult.com Quote
AdamSmith Posted October 15, 2014 Author Posted October 15, 2014 E.g., "Adam is an egregiously vulgar reprobate and a hopeless bug-eyed tasteless amalgam of dross." ihpguy and wayout 2 Quote
Members MsGuy Posted October 15, 2014 Members Posted October 15, 2014 "Ms. Guy is an unequivocally myopic pervert and a petty congenitally clueless mass of neuroses and pathologies." Hmm...they might be on to something there. wayout, AdamSmith and ihpguy 3 Quote
AdamSmith Posted October 15, 2014 Author Posted October 15, 2014 Hah! On my first try they nailed me better than the second: "Adam is an ineffably contemptible reptile and a corrupt grudge-festering nauseating assault on the senses." Quote
AdamSmith Posted October 15, 2014 Author Posted October 15, 2014 Merging this code with that postmodern academic paper generator could open new vistas, it occurs. ihpguy and MsGuy 2 Quote
Members ihpguy Posted October 15, 2014 Members Posted October 15, 2014 Nauseating? Far from it. Quite enjoyable dish. AdamSmith 1 Quote
Members lookin Posted October 15, 2014 Members Posted October 15, 2014 Well, I'll cop to "grievously ignominious lout", but "rotten blood-freezing excrement stain on a Sumo Wrestler's underpants" is just hyperbole. Everyone knows they wear a mawashi. AdamSmith 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted October 15, 2014 Author Posted October 15, 2014 On reflection, this insult machine is OK, but lacks the alliterative poetry of Dr. Smith insulting the Robot: http://www.boytoy.com/forums/index.php?/topic/19011-dr-smith-saying-creature/?p=109029 lookin 1 Quote
Guest callipygian Posted October 15, 2014 Posted October 15, 2014 My visit had a default name which could not be changed sooooooo. "Steven Draker is a cruelly loathsome hemorrhoid and a putrid flesh-creeping mass of neuroses and pathologies." But to be fair..........I changed browsers and got this....... "callipygian is a miserably repugnant scoundrel and a vapid bug-eyed sexual assaulter of barnyard animals." To be honest, I'm in therapy for the latter! This is FUN! "George W Bush is a conspicuously naive derelict and a malingering scruffy-looking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy." I'm going to play this all day!!!!! Quote
Guest callipygian Posted October 15, 2014 Posted October 15, 2014 Joan Rivers: Too Soon? "Joan Rivers is an outrageously ill-mannered imbecile and a perverted Internet-addicted tainted spawn of a syphilitic swamp rat." This actually sounds like something she would call some leaders in Palestinian! Quote
AdamSmith Posted October 15, 2014 Author Posted October 15, 2014 Unnerving when the thing actually seems to nail us. ihpguy 1 Quote
Guest callipygian Posted October 15, 2014 Posted October 15, 2014 ROFL: Mississippi"Mississippi is a piteously narcissistic heathen and a reprehensible bug-eyed depravity of genetics." Quote
Guest callipygian Posted October 15, 2014 Posted October 15, 2014 Miss South Carolina: "Miss South Carolina is a sickly execrable dunce and a corrupt acidly acrimonious cacophonous catastrophe." Quote
AdamSmith Posted October 15, 2014 Author Posted October 15, 2014 Positively uncanny. Is this thing wired through NSA headquarters? ihpguy and lookin 2 Quote
Guest callipygian Posted October 15, 2014 Posted October 15, 2014 Adam Smith's Poop Fixation: ROFL "Adam Smith's Poop Fixation is an egregiously gruesome menace and a gross soul-destroying sadistic hippophilic necrophile." Quote
Guest callipygian Posted October 15, 2014 Posted October 15, 2014 The Size of My Penis: "The Size of My Penis is a monstrously cretinous troglodyte and a frightful acidly acrimonious mental midget with the natural grace of an intoxicated beluga whale." Quote
Guest callipygian Posted October 15, 2014 Posted October 15, 2014 The Escort Who Used Fake Photos"The Escort Who Used Fake Photos is an ineffably petty neanderthal and a decadent chronically flatulent odious leach-covered blob of quivering slime." Quote
Guest callipygian Posted October 15, 2014 Posted October 15, 2014 I hope there is a 12-step program for this generator. Quote
AdamSmith Posted October 15, 2014 Author Posted October 15, 2014 I hope there is a 12-step program for this generator. Quote
AdamSmith Posted October 15, 2014 Author Posted October 15, 2014 For some reason this came up in the search string right after the gif above... ...he's talking about a USB cable. Quote
Guest callipygian Posted October 15, 2014 Posted October 15, 2014 For some reason this came up in the search string right after the gif above... ...he's talking about a USB cable. Then it's like he was using one of these: (hopefully they come in black. Pink is so, well, you know) Quote
AdamSmith Posted October 15, 2014 Author Posted October 15, 2014 "What is this? I don't believe it. It couldn't be! Wretched girl...What have you done to my Excessive Machine? You've undone it. You've undone me. Look, look! Energy cables are shrinking. You've turned them into faggots. You've burned out the Excessive Machine. You've blown all its fuses. My goodness! You've exhausted its power. It couldn't keep up with you. Incredible! What kind of girl are you? Have you no shame?" Quote
