October 15, 201411 yr intellisult An intelligent way to insult. Enter the name of someone who you want to insult, and we'll generate an intellisult for you below! http://intellisult.com
October 15, 201411 yr Author E.g., "Adam is an egregiously vulgar reprobate and a hopeless bug-eyed tasteless amalgam of dross."
October 15, 201411 yr Active Members "Ms. Guy is an unequivocally myopic pervert and a petty congenitally clueless mass of neuroses and pathologies." Hmm...they might be on to something there.
October 15, 201411 yr Author Hah! On my first try they nailed me better than the second: "Adam is an ineffably contemptible reptile and a corrupt grudge-festering nauseating assault on the senses."
October 15, 201411 yr Author Merging this code with that postmodern academic paper generator could open new vistas, it occurs.
October 15, 201411 yr Active Members Well, I'll cop to "grievously ignominious lout", but "rotten blood-freezing excrement stain on a Sumo Wrestler's underpants" is just hyperbole. Everyone knows they wear a mawashi.
October 15, 201411 yr Author On reflection, this insult machine is OK, but lacks the alliterative poetry of Dr. Smith insulting the Robot: http://www.boytoy.com/forums/index.php?/topic/19011-dr-smith-saying-creature/?p=109029
October 15, 201411 yr My visit had a default name which could not be changed sooooooo. "Steven Draker is a cruelly loathsome hemorrhoid and a putrid flesh-creeping mass of neuroses and pathologies." But to be fair..........I changed browsers and got this....... "callipygian is a miserably repugnant scoundrel and a vapid bug-eyed sexual assaulter of barnyard animals." To be honest, I'm in therapy for the latter! This is FUN! "George W Bush is a conspicuously naive derelict and a malingering scruffy-looking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy." I'm going to play this all day!!!!!
October 15, 201411 yr Joan Rivers: Too Soon? "Joan Rivers is an outrageously ill-mannered imbecile and a perverted Internet-addicted tainted spawn of a syphilitic swamp rat." This actually sounds like something she would call some leaders in Palestinian!
October 15, 201411 yr ROFL: Mississippi"Mississippi is a piteously narcissistic heathen and a reprehensible bug-eyed depravity of genetics."
October 15, 201411 yr Miss South Carolina: "Miss South Carolina is a sickly execrable dunce and a corrupt acidly acrimonious cacophonous catastrophe."
October 15, 201411 yr Adam Smith's Poop Fixation: ROFL "Adam Smith's Poop Fixation is an egregiously gruesome menace and a gross soul-destroying sadistic hippophilic necrophile."
October 15, 201411 yr The Size of My Penis: "The Size of My Penis is a monstrously cretinous troglodyte and a frightful acidly acrimonious mental midget with the natural grace of an intoxicated beluga whale."
October 15, 201411 yr The Escort Who Used Fake Photos"The Escort Who Used Fake Photos is an ineffably petty neanderthal and a decadent chronically flatulent odious leach-covered blob of quivering slime."
October 15, 201411 yr Author For some reason this came up in the search string right after the gif above... ...he's talking about a USB cable.
October 15, 201411 yr For some reason this came up in the search string right after the gif above... ...he's talking about a USB cable. Then it's like he was using one of these: (hopefully they come in black. Pink is so, well, you know)
October 15, 201411 yr Author "What is this? I don't believe it. It couldn't be! Wretched girl...What have you done to my Excessive Machine? You've undone it. You've undone me. Look, look! Energy cables are shrinking. You've turned them into faggots. You've burned out the Excessive Machine. You've blown all its fuses. My goodness! You've exhausted its power. It couldn't keep up with you. Incredible! What kind of girl are you? Have you no shame?"
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