And the nominees are......

[MsAnn]

Not sure if those like moi who nominated folks last week are supposed to vote again, so I decided to consult with Hanging Chad, my Statistically Significant Other.

He suggested sending some more votes to Lurkerspeaks who can use 'em if he likes and toss 'em if he don't. Naturally, I'm prostrate with gratitude for the advice and other assorted kindnesses.

Please tell me that is not photo-shopped.

[MsGuy]

Please tell me that is not photo-shopped.

Not to go all Hito on you, but I rather hope that it is.

I mean, good Lord, that thing isn't even full on hard yet.

[Suckrates]

Not to go all Hito on you, but I rather hope that it is.

I mean, good Lord, that thing isn't even full on hard yet.

Your point ???

[AdamSmith]

Your point ???

[Guest Hoover42]

Not to go all Hito on you, but I rather hope that it is.

I mean, good Lord, that thing isn't even full on hard yet.

"You wanna put that where?! I don't think so!"

[TotallyOz]

It feels great to be nominated. But, as I showed up tonight for the Red Carpet, I spoke to Melissa Rivers and she said that Price Waterhouse told her there would be no need for me to be interviewed. Is that because all my clothes are shitty or because I am not going up on stage?

In either case, I have a nice pair of shoes on for HIto.