AdamSmith Posted August 19, 2014 Posted August 19, 2014 Widespread Support for Sending Politicians to Prison for Ninety-Nine Years BY ANDY BOROWITZ The New Yorker AUSTIN (The Borowitz Report) Last week's indictment of Texas Governor Rick Perry has sparked widespread bipartisan support for the concept of sending politicians to prison for ninety-nine years. While Americans are divided about the merits of the specific charges levelled against Perry, there is near-unanimous agreement that imprisoning politicians for ninety-nine years is an idea worth exploring further, a poll released on Monday indicates. According to the poll, eighty-seven per cent of voters from both parties agreed that sending politicians to prison for such a lengthy period would "solve a lot of problems" and "make the country safer." Additionally, when asked to name one politician they would like to see incarcerated for ninety-nine years, voters easily rattled off a dozen or more such candidates, with some voters naming as many as fifty. Finally, when informed that imprisoning politicians for ninety-nine years might lead to overcrowding that would require the construction of costly new prisons, eighty-three per cent agreed with the statement, "Money is no object." http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/widespread-support-sending-politicians-prison-ninety-nine-years?src=mp Quote
Members RA1 Posted August 19, 2014 Members Posted August 19, 2014 Is this with or without a trial? Presumably after they have served one term? I would hate to have to guess why they are criminals. Best regards, RA1 Quote
