AdamSmith Posted July 25, 2014 Posted July 25, 2014 British inventor builds giant 'fart machine' to fire at France Colin Furze with the 'Fart Machine' he aimed at France [see link below for pics] By Telegraph Reporters 10:55AM BST 25 Jul 2014 Colin Furze's huge valveless jet engine, housed in a specially constructed pair of buttocks, was placed in Dover and aimed in the general direction of France. Colin Furze, a plumber and inventor from Stamford, Lincolnshire, has begun building the biggest fart machine ever, which he plans to place on top of the cliffs of Dover and aim across the Channel towards France. His hope is that the French, 21 miles away, will hear the blast. The machine, which Furze will house in a pair of specially constructed buttocks, is a giant pulse valveless jet engine as used in Nazi V-1 bombs during the Second World War that creates a plume of fire to go along with its deafening roar. Furze hopes to mount the contraption on the cliffs of Dover on July 24, between 6 and 7pm. Furze's previous homemade inventions include a pair of pneumatic 'Wolverine' claws, magnetic 'Magneto' shoes, hand-mounted 'Pyro' flame-throwers (all inspired by the X-Men films), a 50 mph baby pram, and a fire-spurting mobility scooter. All can be seen in action on his YouTube channel. In his own words, Furze has been "turning the internet up to 11 since 2006". UPDATE: The fart machine was aimed at France at 6pm on July 24. Furze tweeted that a faint rumble was audible over the Channel, with video footage due to be uploaded soon: Photo: Twitter - @colin_furze http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/10985111/British-inventor-builds-giant-fart-machine-to-fire-at-France.html Quote
Members Suckrates Posted July 25, 2014 Members Posted July 25, 2014 Why are All Brits named "Colin" ? Perhaps his name should have been Colon ? AdamSmith 1 Quote
Members RA1 Posted July 25, 2014 Members Posted July 25, 2014 It isn't required that all Brits be mad but, it helps. Best regards, RA1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted July 25, 2014 Author Posted July 25, 2014 Generally seems the safest working assumption to proceed as if they are. Quote
Guest Fluffypuff Posted July 26, 2014 Posted July 26, 2014 Finally, the Brits get their revenge for the V-2 though the target ain't quite right. Quote
AdamSmith Posted July 26, 2014 Author Posted July 26, 2014 Finally, the Brits get their revenge for the V-2 though the target ain't quite right. Mlle Puff! Welcome, and LOL. Pics from the article that I couldn't post yesterday from the iPhone... Colin Furze with the 'Fart Machine' he aimed at France The machine, which Furze will house in a pair of specially constructed buttocks, is a giant pulse valveless jet engine as used in Nazi V-1 bombs during the Second World War that creates a plume of fire to go along with its deafening roar. Furze hopes to mount the contraption on the cliffs of Dover on July 24, between 6 and 7pm. Quote
Guest hitoallusa Posted July 27, 2014 Posted July 27, 2014 I don't know what would happen if the direction of wind gets changed... France is awfully close to England... Quote
Guest StevenDraker Posted August 6, 2014 Posted August 6, 2014 OMG. Such a WASTE OF TIME. I'm wondering what the OP was thinking with creating this silly thread. Quote
AdamSmith Posted August 6, 2014 Author Posted August 6, 2014 OMG. Such a WASTE OF TIME. I'm wondering what the OP was thinking with creating this silly thread. So it's not bullying when you do it. Of course I created this thread as a waste of time. What did you expect from a post about a giant fart machine? I am, however, honored that you could waste the time to post an appreciation. P.S. On no account look at this thread: http://www.boytoy.com/forums/index.php?/topic/17245-fart-filtering-underwear/ Quote
Guest ButtWilde Posted August 6, 2014 Posted August 6, 2014 For our Special Guest Star. Oh dear. I think you're going to need a much bigger whoppi cushion than that! (ala Roy Scheider, Jaws) Quote
