TotallyOz Posted June 1, 2014 Posted June 1, 2014 I went to Banana Massage today down the road from Hero which I always like. But, I wanted a change. So, I gave Banana a try. They did have some cute boys but I hate the fact the place is a bit dirty and the boys seemed to have zero interest in work. But, I found one lad from Vietnam that I really thought was cute but the mamasan knew nothing about the boy. So, I left but the boy was outside and I chatted with him and decided to do a massage. The rate was 650 bath for the hour plus a tip of at least 750 for the boy. Much cheaper than Hero. The boy was sweet. But, I ate communal showers. As I was getting a bath rub down, another boy came in with his client. Not something I wanted to see and I am sure he felt the same. The rooms do not have bathrooms inside. The room was OK. It was cool and had a nice air con and a nice bed. The massage was just OK as the boy was new and not good at massage. The sex was just OK as the boy was new and just not good at sex. LOL However, he was able to get me off and I left with a smile on my face. During the shower after the sex, I had a cockroach climb up my leg. I threw it off and jumped like a little girl. The boy (being a man and all) scooted it aside (Buddha doesn't like dead things even cockroaches). All in all, I liked the manager. I liked the boy. I liked the room. I hated the showers. I loved the price. I really did not like the bug. But, I did enjoy the buggering (all 80 sec of it). ihpguy and flipao 2 Quote
Members RA1 Posted June 1, 2014 Members Posted June 1, 2014 Wait, did you like the bug or not? Thanks for the report. Best regards, RA1 ihpguy, flipao and TotallyOz 3 Quote
Guest Paragon Posted June 1, 2014 Posted June 1, 2014 Banana massage is well-situated to take clients away from Hero, They need to put some cute guys out front, and encourage them to make contact with guys passing by. The several times that I walked by on the way to Hero, Banana did nothing to capitalize on its location., Quote
paulsf Posted June 1, 2014 Posted June 1, 2014 I agree. If I've come all that way to go to Hero, I'm not going to stop a block early unless I see something that is really going to make me stop short. I also won't go to massage places that don't have private showers. TotallyOz 1 Quote
TotallyOz Posted June 1, 2014 Author Posted June 1, 2014 Was the cockroach hung? Almost as much as the guy! BTW: I forgot to mention that the shower is on the 2nd floor, really high steps. The "private room" is up one more flight. As they ask you to leave your clothes in a locker (odd for me), I had to walk up and down with wet feet. I almost slipped on the way down with the combination of oil and lube on my feet (don't ask). flipao, ihpguy and AdamSmith 3 Quote
AdamSmith Posted June 1, 2014 Posted June 1, 2014 with the combination of oil and lube on my feet (don't ask). That happens to you too! TotallyOz, flipao and ihpguy 3 Quote
Guest PasadenaCA Posted June 1, 2014 Posted June 1, 2014 Almost as much as the guy! BTW: I forgot to mention that the shower is on the 2nd floor, really high steps. The "private room" is up one more flight. As they ask you to leave your clothes in a locker (odd for me), I had to walk up and down with wet feet. I almost slipped on the way down with the combination of oil and lube on my feet (don't ask). LOL. So how much is "750" in dollars? Quote
Guest lurkerspeaks Posted June 1, 2014 Posted June 1, 2014 according to yahoo currency converter, 650 baht = $19.79 and 750 baht = 22.83. Quote
Guest PasadenaCA Posted June 2, 2014 Posted June 2, 2014 according to yahoo currency converter, 650 baht = $19.79 and 750 baht = 22.83. Amazing. What a great bargain. Quote
