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My Emily Litella Moments

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Emily: Will somebody please tell me why an old rock band like Procol Harem is kidnapping people and causing all kinds of chaos in Nigeria, Africa?

Jane Curtin: Um, Ms. Litella, That is Boko Haram.

Emily: Oh....Never mind.

Okay, at least that's my problem.

Either goes to show how old I am,

How feeble I am.

Or how delirious I am from the hot Carioca peen in my bed at night?

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