Guest PasadenaCA Posted May 4, 2014 Posted May 4, 2014 I'm enjoying reading the "Noah" thread in the escorts forum. While I am certainly not the most experienced here, it prompted me to start work on an Escort to English dictionary. Here's what I have got so far. - Take the square root of the age; round up; you have the interval in which the actual age falls o The reported age is 24 o Square root is greater than 4: use 5 o The real age is between 24 and 29 Note that many escorts managed to remain either 25 or 29 for 4 or 5 years. - Payment in advance o I am a poor judge of character, or o I may or may not be a thief, or o You should pay for the sins of others (finally someone recognizes that I too was born in a manger) - The word discrete o I am going to break you in two, or, much more likely, o Attention to detail isn't my strong suit; there may be other problems - Social drinker o I will show up with two Martinis: one for me and one for you (if you're a fast drinker) - Don't do drugs o Likely does do drugs - Drugs occasionally or poppers o Does drugs - The word "negotiable" o You pause; I cave Negotiable really means, I will negotiate with myself and you get to listen. - Rates: ask o Either a savvy judge or character who maximizes revenue, or--and much more likely o You pause; I cave--I have a rent check/car payment/gas bill due and I need the money - Good listener o I will talk your ear off - Top/bottom/versatile o Top: likely a top o Bottom: definitely a bottom o Versatile bottom: bottom o Versatile: bottom, but trying to learn a new hobby o Versatile top: top, but I want to expand my client base so I say "versatile top." Independant o dependent Independent o Independent Punctual o Tardy Not a clock watcher o Glancing isn't watching; get a dictionary Well dressed o I own a tie Impeccable dresser o Not only do I own a tie, but I can tie a knot Straight acting o Blissfully unaware Dick size o Less than five inches: accurate o Greater than ten inches: accurate o Between 5 and 10": seems to be based on what reviewers claim about the person Photos are 100% accurate o At least they were when they were taken Quote
AdamSmith Posted May 4, 2014 Posted May 4, 2014 Bravo! See also: http://www.boytoy.com/forums/index.php?/topic/2900-adspeak/ Quote
Guest PasadenaCA Posted May 4, 2014 Posted May 4, 2014 Bravo! See also: http://www.boytoy.com/forums/index.php?/topic/2900-adspeak/ Thanks. Love the link. There are very creative people on this site. Quote
Guest PasadenaCA Posted May 4, 2014 Posted May 4, 2014 Folks, feel free to contribute to the dictionary! Quote
Members boiworship Posted May 5, 2014 Members Posted May 5, 2014 Not exactly on point, but they always use the verb"dominate" instead of the adjective "dominant", especially on Backpage. Quote
Guest PasadenaCA Posted May 5, 2014 Posted May 5, 2014 Not exactly on point, but they always use the verb"dominate" instead of the adjective "dominant", especially on Backpage. I forgot that one; I've seen it many times. Quote
Members JKane Posted May 5, 2014 Members Posted May 5, 2014 Confusing dominant for dominate / vice-versa - not as smart as they think they are and wants you to do all the work. Quote
caeron Posted May 5, 2014 Posted May 5, 2014 I always like: "Looking for gentlemen who appreciate only the finest" = I overcharge gullible men. Quote
