Guest PasadenaCA Posted April 15, 2014 Posted April 15, 2014 There was a fad in the English language one hundred or so years ago to create and promulgate collective nouns. It's how we arrived at such things as a clash of rhinos or a parliament of rooks. Despite all that creative effort, we have no collective nouns for the humble penis, escorts or people like us who hire them. I'm sure there are other nouns that need a descriptive term. It's preventing me from writing. So I throw out this challenge: create a collective nouns for the penis and escorts. Perhaps there are other orphaned nouns out there. Quote
Guest Paragon Posted April 15, 2014 Posted April 15, 2014 There was a fad in the English language one hundred or so years ago to create and promulgate collective nouns. It's how we arrived at such things as a clash of rhinos or a parliament of rooks. Despite all that creative effort, we have no collective nouns for the humble penis, escorts or people like us who hire them. I'm sure there are other nouns that need a descriptive term. It's preventing me from writing. So I throw out this challenge: create a collective nouns for the penis and escorts. Perhaps there are other orphaned nouns out there. A crowd of people told me to donate a collection of collective nouns, but, at the time I had a class of students working on a colony of ants. A bunch of rumors went around about that, but a flock of defenders saved me. The faculty was none too happy, but their babbles brought a troop of leaders who sneered. Quote
Members Ojibear Posted April 15, 2014 Members Posted April 15, 2014 A plethora of penises! wayout 1 Quote
Members wayout Posted April 15, 2014 Members Posted April 15, 2014 some other suggestions.... a pack of penises....or a parade of penises Also works for escorts too Quote
AdamSmith Posted April 15, 2014 Posted April 15, 2014 Or a peck of penises? http://iceland.for91days.com/the-icelandic-phallological-museum/ Quote
AdamSmith Posted April 15, 2014 Posted April 15, 2014 A hoodoo of whores, a happy of hookers, a hazard of hustlers? Quote
Guest PasadenaCA Posted April 15, 2014 Posted April 15, 2014 some other suggestions.... a pack of penises....or a parade of penises Also works for escorts too When ready to erupt: A cannonade of penises Quote
Members MsGuy Posted April 15, 2014 Members Posted April 15, 2014 A canopy of foreskins. Or a canape of foreskins. AdamSmith, wayout and lookin 3 Quote
Members RA1 Posted April 15, 2014 Members Posted April 15, 2014 A pride of escorts. Best regards, RA1 wayout and AdamSmith 2 Quote
AdamSmith Posted April 15, 2014 Posted April 15, 2014 Fish as foreskin -- the gender-blending in your conception is stupendous! Or a canape of foreskins. Quote
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Members msclelovr Posted April 15, 2014 Members Posted April 15, 2014 An erethism of escorts AdamSmith 1 Quote
Members lookin Posted April 15, 2014 Members Posted April 15, 2014 A load of lobbers MsGuy, AdamSmith and wayout 3 Quote
AdamSmith Posted April 15, 2014 Posted April 15, 2014 A Hoover of hookers Your choice which one Quote
Members wayout Posted April 15, 2014 Members Posted April 15, 2014 A Hoover of hookers Your choice which one And certainly don't forget to include as an option.... AdamSmith and lookin 2 Quote
Guest PasadenaCA Posted April 16, 2014 Posted April 16, 2014 A wither of penises (Post erection) Quote
AdamSmith Posted April 16, 2014 Posted April 16, 2014 A void of vaginas Golden showers! (Active verb construction of the collective noun) Quote
Members MsGuy Posted April 16, 2014 Members Posted April 16, 2014 Golden showers! (Active verb construction of the collective noun) OK, that's way over the top English major crap, AS. Get a grip there fellow. Remember your audience. AdamSmith and lookin 2 Quote
AdamSmith Posted April 16, 2014 Posted April 16, 2014 Remember your audience. You know better than to tempt me like that. lookin 1 Quote
