Guest CharliePS Posted April 1, 2014 Posted April 1, 2014 I don't consider Whole Foods or Trader Joe's real "supermarkets;" who would buy detergent or paper towels there? I don't think they even carry light bulbs and motor oil. Quote
AdamSmith Posted April 1, 2014 Posted April 1, 2014 Or mouse traps or fly strips! Boy starts work at the local grocery as a stock clerk. Lady comes in, says 'Do you have any green beans?' Boy replies 'No ma'am, sorry, we're out of stock on those today.' She leaves. Manager storms over. 'All wrong! You should have said No but I'm sure you'd enjoy our nice lima beans or navy beans.' Boy: 'Oh, sorry. I see.' Next day another lady comes in. 'Pardon me, son, do you have toilet paper?' 'No, we're fresh out, but I'm sure you'd enjoy our flypaper or sandpaper.' lookin 1 Quote
Members lookin Posted April 1, 2014 Members Posted April 1, 2014 That joke just keeps on giving, AdamSmith! AdamSmith 1 Quote
AdamSmith Posted April 1, 2014 Posted April 1, 2014 First heard it from my papa ca. 1965. lookin 1 Quote
Members RA1 Posted April 1, 2014 Members Posted April 1, 2014 Who heard it from his. There are no new jokes, only new listeners. Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote
