Guest CharliePS Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I don't consider Whole Foods or Trader Joe's real "supermarkets;" who would buy detergent or paper towels there? I don't think they even carry light bulbs and motor oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Or mouse traps or fly strips! Boy starts work at the local grocery as a stock clerk. Lady comes in, says 'Do you have any green beans?' Boy replies 'No ma'am, sorry, we're out of stock on those today.' She leaves. Manager storms over. 'All wrong! You should have said No but I'm sure you'd enjoy our nice lima beans or navy beans.' Boy: 'Oh, sorry. I see.' Next day another lady comes in. 'Pardon me, son, do you have toilet paper?' 'No, we're fresh out, but I'm sure you'd enjoy our flypaper or sandpaper.' lookin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lookin Posted April 1, 2014 Members Share Posted April 1, 2014 That joke just keeps on giving, AdamSmith! AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 First heard it from my papa ca. 1965. lookin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RA1 Posted April 1, 2014 Members Share Posted April 1, 2014 Who heard it from his. There are no new jokes, only new listeners. Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
