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Keanu Reeves’ ‘47 Ronin’ Bombing: Universal Prepares for Major Loss

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By Dave McNary9 hours ago
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Universal Pictures has acknowledged that “47 Ronin” is a loser, disclosing that it’s taken the ususual step of writing down some if its $175 million cost prior to the current quarter.

The samurai tentpole, starring Keanu Reeves, opened Christmas Day in the U.S. with a soft $7 million at 2,688 locations, finishing sixth. Internationally, the film has opened in 14 territories for a total of $10 million through Wednesday. Though the film’s opening two weeks ago in Japan was dire, it finished first in its Malaysia, Singapore, Thailand and Taiwan openings.

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" I got a great idea, Mo!

"Let's shoehorn Keanu Reeves into a remake of one of the most beloved stories in Japanese literature ever!

"How could that possibly go wrong?"

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"Hell, Yeah! And we could save big bucks with all those costumes from The Last Samurai we got in storage."

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His acting has always been secondary to his screen presence, IMO. Keanu's attraction to the straight girls and gay boys has attenuated with his advancing age. Sad but I can testify to that -- at least the gay boy part, if I may use the term very loosely. :(

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