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AdamSmith Posted August 10, 2014 Author Share Posted August 10, 2014 Back to first principles, courtesy urbandictionary.com... shit 1. One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities2. another word Feces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies.The Shit List:The Ghost ShitThe kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.The Clean ShitThe kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.The Wet ShitYou wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.The Second Wave ShitThis shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your Nose ShitAlso known as "Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.The Corn ShitNo explanation necessary.The Lincoln Log ShitThe kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.The Nororius Drinker ShitThe kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit" ShitThe kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.The Wet Cheeks ShitAlso known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.The Liquid ShitThat's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.The Mexican Food ShitA class all on its own.The Crowd PleaserThis shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.The Mood EnhancerThis shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.The RitualThis shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.The Guinness Book Of Records ShitA shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.The Aftershock ShitThis shit has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected.The "Honeymoon's Over" ShitThis is any shit created in the presence of another person.The GroanerA shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.The FloaterCharacterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings.The RangerA shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.The Phantom ShitThis appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.The Peek-A-Boo ShitNow you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.The BombshellA shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shit (i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shitting facilities.The Snake CharmerA long skinny shit which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.The Olympic ShitThis shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's Shit.The Back-To-Nature ShitThis shit may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.The Pebbles-From-Heaven ShitAn adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually can't shit.Premeditated ShitLaxative induced. Doesn't count.ShitzophereniaFear of shitting - can be fatal!Energizer Vs. Duracell ShitAlso known as a "Still Going" shit.The Power Dump ShitThe kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.The Liquid Plumber ShitThis kind of shit is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Shit.)The Spinal Tap ShitThe kind of shit that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.The "I Think I'm Giving Birth Through My Asshole" ShitSimilar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.The Porridge ShitThe type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: a) flush and keep going, or risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.The "I'm Going To Chew My Food Better" ShitWhen the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.The "I Think I'm Turning Into A Bunny" ShitWhen you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.The "What The Hell Died In Here?" ShitAlso sometimes referred to as "The Toxic Dump". Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air.The "I Just Know There's A Turd Still Dangling There" ShitWhere you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place. "AW SHIT""I have to take a shit" http://www.urbandictionary.com/thesaurus.php?term=fart MsGuy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MsGuy Posted August 10, 2014 Members Share Posted August 10, 2014 AdamSmith, you have outdone yourself with this one. Clearly a 1st ballot Hall of Infamy post. (5 to 2 odds that even Lucky got a giggle out of this one.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 10, 2014 Author Share Posted August 10, 2014 Too kind! I must reiterate credit to http://www.urbandictionary.com, the veritable Beavis & Butthead of the online lexicographical world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 12, 2014 Author Share Posted August 12, 2014 So don't blame me -- this was CNN's headline! Why the Earth is farting By Alan Weisman updated 7:58 AM EDT, Tue August 12, 2014 A crater in the Yamal Peninsula, in Yamalo-Nenets Autonomous Okrug, Russia. STORY HIGHLIGHTS Recently, three mysterious craters were discovered in the Siberian permafrost Alan Weisman: Hot summers caused Earth to spew methane, resulting in explosions He says airborne methane is more potent in producing greenhouse effect Weisman: Such stunning global flatulence is deadly if we don't embrace green energy Editor's note: Alan Weisman is the author of "Countdown: Our Last, Best Hope for a Future on Earth?" (Little, Brown and Co). He is also the author of "The World Without Us," a 2007 New York Times and international best-seller translated into 34 languages. (CNN) -- Every day, you have a close personal encounter with methane, a key ingredient of something we don't usually mention in polite company: farts. Perhaps that's why methane is also called "natural gas." Unfortunately, neither propriety nor intestinal discipline can suppress its unpleasantness lately, because now not just us, but the Earth itself is farting. Recently, three new craters, one of which measured approximately 100 feet wide and over 200 feet deep, were discovered in the Siberian permafrost. The explanation for them is even more alarming than asteroid strikes: Apparently, after two consecutive summers averaging 5 degrees Celsius hotter than normal, frozen methane is not merely thawing, it's exploding. Scientists fear that, like chronic bad digestion, this phenomenon could be ongoing. Methane in the air surrounding these craters already measures 53,000 times the normal concentration. Alan Weisman Then, just a week into a research trip, a team from Stockholm University found "vast methane plumes" shooting from the sea floor off the Siberian coast. Columns of gas bubbles, they reported, were surfacing around their icebreaker in waters saturated with 10 to 50 times more methane than usual. This was the marine equivalent of melting permafrost, the undoing of frozen crystals called methane hydrates, locked solid for millennia by the pressure and temperature of deep oceans. The U.S. Office of Naval Research calculates that methane hydrates hold trillions of tons of hydrocarbons, from two to 10 times the amount as all conventional deposits of fossil fuels, but they're probably too costly or unsafe to harvest. Now, as ocean temperatures rise, they've begun collapsing, spewing as much gas skyward as the thawing tundra. Mysterious crater baffles scientists Airborne methane produces 86 times the heat-trapping greenhouse effect of carbon dioxide. Although CO2 remains in the atmosphere far longer, after 100 years methane is still 30 times more potent. With sea level increases from 3 to 6 feet already predicted by the century's end, such stunning global flatulence isn't merely embarrassing, but devastating for civilization. So what do we do? First, we recognize that the reason this is happening involves a misleading term: positive feedback loop. It's misleading because for us there's nothing positive about it. It means that as temperatures rise, warming land and seas fart (belch, if you prefer) more methane -- which then warms things further, so dangerous eruptions accelerate. Feeding back on itself, warming begets more warming. Second, we admit that this loop began with us. By now, the link between fuel that jet-propels our industrialized civilization and excess CO2 and methane in the atmosphere is challenged only by those who profit obscenely from it. Third, we stop compounding the problem by ceasing to pretend that energy derived by shattering our bedrock to squeeze even more natural gas from it is somehow "clean." Not only does burning methane crank planetary heat higher, but fracking wells also inevitably leak. At least 2% of their methane output, the EPA conservatively estimates, seeps into the atmosphere, thickening the gas layer that's already turning Earth into a hothouse. Nor will the other 98% go to heat our homes. Enormous pipelines are now proposed to transport fracked methane through New England's conservation lands and orchards, through northern Minnesota's prime tourism and wild rice lake districts, and across the Ogallala Aquifer-fed farms of our nation's heartland. Each will terminate at a port, where its gas will be exported, not used domestically. What will remain is scarred land and the methane that escapes or explodes (most recently on June 26, in East Bernard, Texas, into 150-foot flames). Such pipelines will be subsidized by rate-payers, not by vastly wealthy corporations that own them -- unless we refuse to let them be built, and instead commit our energy funding henceforth to truly cleaner options, like wind and solar. The last time there was this much atmospheric CO2 was 3 million years ago, when seas were 80 to 100 feet higher. Since the Industrial Revolution, atmospheric methane has more than doubled, and the amount now gushing from the seas alone is 34 times what we thought just seven years ago. Until we stop putting more carbon dioxide and methane overhead, prepare for more rude farts to foul your air, and our future. With coastal cities, fertile deltas and much of the world's rice crops threatened by floods or salination from encroaching seas -- and with grain harvests predicted to fall 10% for each added 1 degree C of average temperature -- passing greenhouse gases isn't merely vulgar -- it's deadly. http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/12/opinion/weisman-craters-methane/index.html?hpt=hp_t3 lookin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted August 14, 2014 Author Share Posted August 14, 2014 The Word ‘Fart' And Its Puzzling Heritage | Posted: 07/31/2012 8:16 am EDT | Updated: 07/29/2013 9:05 am EDT Follow: Video, Break Wind Etymology, Etymology, Fart Etymology, History Of Fart, Story Of The Word Fart, Word Fart, Books News From the OUP Blog, by Anatoly Liberman Fart looks like a product of our time, but it has existed since time immemorial. Even the nuances have not been lost: one thing is to break wind loudly (farting); quite a different thing is to do it quietly (the now obscure “fisting”). (This fist has nothing to do with fist “clenched fingers” and consequently isn’t related to fisting, a sexual activity requiring, as we are warned, great caution and a lot of tender experience. This reminds me of the instruction Sergei Prokofiev gave to his First Piano Concerto: “Col pugno,” that is ‘with a fist’.) Both words for the emission of wind (fart and fist) were current in the Old Germanic languages. Frata and físa (the accent over the vowel designates its length, not stress) turned up even in Old Icelandic mythological poems. According to a popular tale, the great god Thor was duped by a giant and spent a night in a mitten, which he took for a house. He was so frightened, as his adversary put it, that he dared neither sneeze nor “fist.” In another poem, the goddess Freyja, notorious for her amatory escapades, was found in bed with her brother and farted (apparently shocked by the discovery). The words were as vulgar then as they are today. Yet even grammar proves their antiquity. Some verbs (they are called strong) form their principal parts by changing the root vowel, for instance, write/wrote/written, sing/sang/sung. Others (they are called weak) add a dental suffix (d or t) in the preterit and the past participle, for example, beg/begged/begged, look/looked/looked, wait/waited/waited. Strong verbs belong to the most ancient part of the Germanic vocabulary. Fart was one of them; however, it occurred in several forms. Modern German has retained farzen (now a weak verb, though furzen is the most common form) and Furz (a noun). In the older period, German also had furzen and ferzan. Engl. fart goes back to ferten, an exact congener of ferzan. Although it was recorded only in the verbal noun ferting, its existence can be taken for granted. I assume that the group er in it changed to ar in the same way in which person yielded its doublet parson and clerk became Clark (in British English, clerk and Clark are homophones). Icelandic freta and frata were the product of metathesis, that is, the vowel and the consonant r switched places in them. Freta remained a strong verb, but frata became weak. Fortunately, our frat boys seldom if ever take Old Icelandic and are spared the embarrassment. On the other hand, they might enjoy the double entendre. Although part of the oldest stock, the verb for breaking wind was “popular,” even “low,” and this may have been the reason its shape varied so widely. Compare even such more dignified but “common” names as scrimmage and scrummage, mentioned in the June “gleanings,” part 2, and the names recorded for a wagon or cart: lorry, lurry, rolly, and rully, all meaning “trolley.” An even more surprising thing is that fart is not only ancient Germanic but Common Indo-European. It has cognates from Lithuanian to Sanskrit and Greek, but naturally they begin with p and have d after r (compare Sanskrit pard-, Russian perdet’ with stress on the second syllable, and so forth) because according to a well-known law, Germanic consonants underwent a shift and that is why Latin pater and duo correspond to Engl. father and two. The history of fist (to break wind quietly) is similar to that of fart. Vowels in this verb also varied, as evidenced by the Dutch noun veest “fisting”, with ee (pronounced like e in Engl. vest but prolonged!) from ai. Icelandic físa preserved the oldest form, without the suffix t appended to the root. It too has excellent cognates. Apparently, alongside Indo-European perd-, the near synonymous root pezd- existed (another instance of variation!). It must have been current in Proto-Latin. The sought-for cognate in that language is pedo, with long e (its length is a “compensation” for the loss of z). The amazing thing is that the cognates are such a perfect match. For example, Russian bzdet’, as well as its Lithuanian congener, are exact glosses of German fisten and Icelandic físa, namely “break wind without making a noise.” Seeing how broad the range of meanings among cognates usually is, one can only wonder at absolute precision in such a word. In Old French, the reflex of ped- was pet-; hence petard. If perd- and pezd- arose as variants of the same root, fart and fist are ultimately related and sound imitative, even though in the world of onomatopoeia relatedness is a rather vacuous concept. It may seem that perd and pezd do not render the sound of breaking wind. However, pezd- is rather obviously related to several verbs for whistling and hissing. It appears that everything began with pezd (quiet fisting), which developed into perd, that is, the sound increased in volume (from z to r). At least one eminent language historian set up the ancient root perzd- and allowed the recorded forms to have lost either r or z, but this is a self-serving reconstruction. Such is the tentative history of Indo-European farting, and only one addition is in order here. In Indo-European, many words have variants with and without s- at the beginning. If Latin spiro “blow” (as in Engl. inspire) is one of them (s-piro), it may be allied to the Germanic F-words discussed above. Those interested in the subject and not only in words may want to read the book by Valerie Allen On Farting: Language and Laughter in the Middle Ages (Palgrave 2007), but should skip the short section on etymology with its erroneous conclusion. Scatological words are always embarrassing to discuss. But linguists are like doctors: desensitizing makes them indifferent to many things that excite others. In the office they are professionals, and words are just words to them. Other than that, they are normal people. Read more on the OUP Blog. Anatoly Liberman is the author of Word Origins…And How We Know Them as well as An Analytic Dictionary of English Etymology: An Introduction. His column on word origins, The Oxford Etymologist, appears on the OUP blog, each Wednesday. Send your etymology question to him care of blog@oup.com; he’ll do his best to avoid responding with “origin unknown.” http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/30/the-word-fart-origins-etymology_n_1721585.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lucky Posted August 15, 2014 Members Share Posted August 15, 2014 A gift for Adam Smith: http://xxxibsdrgn8.tumblr.com/ AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 15, 2014 Author Share Posted August 15, 2014 A gift for Adam Smith: http://xxxibsdrgn8.tumblr.com/ Thank you! No poop that I could find, the title notwithstanding, but many cute Koreans. Lucky 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lucky Posted August 15, 2014 Members Share Posted August 15, 2014 Thank you! No poop that I could find, the title notwithstanding, but many cute Koreans. I'm working on it. JKane 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lucky Posted August 15, 2014 Members Share Posted August 15, 2014 Still working on it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lucky Posted August 15, 2014 Members Share Posted August 15, 2014 Almost there...are you ready for it? MsGuy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 15, 2014 Author Share Posted August 15, 2014 HAH! The verisimilitude is great. Assuming that's all it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted August 21, 2014 Author Share Posted August 21, 2014 Get Revenge with the Liquid Ass SprayDid someone fart? What's that smell?! Ewwww, did you just poop your pants?! If you want to have this kind of reactions from your loved ones, friends, colleagues, or even the crowd, then you need to get this amazing Liquid Ass Spray! It is a highly concentrated liquid ass spray that smells like a mixture of green poo, bad smelling moist butt crack, fart, and dead animals. Yes, everything you have just read is gross but that is the point to this prank anyway, to gross your victim out and embarrass him in front of people! The best part about all this is that this spray is the perfect solution to mortify your enemy in a very discreet manner.All you have to do is just spray a little on a small space or area such as in an office cubicle, elevator, car, bathroom, or anywhere for that matter and you will totally send everybody running out from the stinking zone! This spray is that powerful and no one will never know that you did it. So if you want to seek revenge, then this is an effective and definitely an unforgettable way to make your victim be remembered as that someone who farted that stank like a dead animal! http://www.prankplace.com/Liquid-Ass-Spray-6909-0X.aspx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 21, 2014 Author Share Posted August 21, 2014 Tex–ASS! At first, it smells like a caterer has just walked through with a dozen BBQ rib platters. After 10-15 minutes, the BBQ smell begins to dissipate and the ol' familiar ASS stink starts to take over. http://www.prankplace.com/Tex-Ass-Spray-LIQ252-0X.aspx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 21, 2014 Author Share Posted August 21, 2014 Need a prank big enough to clear a whole room? You need the Fart Bomb! The Fart Bomb is simple and completely anonymous. Just enter a crowded room of people, squeeze the Fart Bomb, drop it and leave. In 8 to 15 seconds, the packet will pop releasing the most horrid stench you've ever smelt. Then laugh and watch as everyone runs for fresh air wondering "who dropped the bomb." They're perfect for livening up (or ruining) any social gathering. Each box contains 6 lethal doses. http://www.prankplace.com/Fart-Bomb--Single-Packet-14440-0X.aspx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 21, 2014 Author Share Posted August 21, 2014 You've tricked your little sister countless times with every farting prank in the book, but she'll never suspect this one! Our sneaky fart powder can be mixed with any hot food or drink and is left completely undetected by the victims like your little sister…until she chows down on the fart powdered meal! It will make her have cosmic farting! http://www.prankplace.com/Fart-Powder-4014-0X.aspx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 21, 2014 Author Share Posted August 21, 2014 It may look like delicious candy, but it will leave a bad taste - in your BUTT! These silly candies will leave you farting uncontrollably! Great gag for your uppity in-laws! http://www.prankplace.com/Fart-Candy-Pranks-1993-0X.aspx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 21, 2014 Author Share Posted August 21, 2014 Specially for MsGuy! (And hito!) http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/12/6/1323186516869/Childrens-Picture-Books---012.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share Posted August 22, 2014 fart 1. 1-man salute 2. 7.4 on the Rectum scale 3. Acid-rain maker 4. After the thunder comes the rain 5. Air bagel 6. Airbrush your boxers 7. Anal acoustics 8. Anal ahem 9. Anal audio 10. Anal salute 11. Anal volcano 12. Arse blast 13. Ass blaster 14. Ass-scented methane 15. Ass biscuit 16. Ass thunder 17. Ass whistle 18. A turd whistling for the right of way 19. Backdoor breeze 20. Backfire 21. Bad sprinkling 22. Baking brownies 23. Barking spiders 24. Bean blower 25. Beep your horn 26. Belch from behind 27. Better open a window 28. Blast off 29. Blast the chair 30. Blasting the ass trumpet 31. Blat 32. Blow ass 33. Blow mud 34. Blow the big brown horn 35. Blowing the butt bugle 36. Blowing you a kiss 37. Bomber 38. Bottom blast 39. Bottom burp 40. Break the sound barrier without a plane 41. Break wind 42. Breath of fresh air 43. Brown horn brass choir 44. Brown thunder 45. Bun shaker 46. Burnin' rubber 47. Buster 48. Busting ass 49. Butt bleat 50. Butt burp 51. Butt hair harmony 52. Butt percussion 53. Butt trauma 54. Butt trumpet 55. Butt tuba 56. Buttock bassoon 57. Cheek flapper 58. Cheesin' 59. Colonic calliope 60. Crack a rat 61. Crack one off 62. Crack splitters 63. Crimp off some breakfast biscuits 64. Crop dusting (surreptitiously farting while passing thru a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust) 65. Crowd splitter 66. Cut a stinker 67. Cut loose 68. Cut the cheese 69. Cut the wind 70. Death Breath 71. Deflate 72. Doing the one-cheek sneak 73. Doorknob 74. Drop a barking spider 75. Drop a bomb 76. Drop ass 77. Dropped a bomb 78. Eggy 79. Empty my tank 80. Exercising the meat nozzle (not sure if this one doesn't belong in a different category) 81. Exploding bottom 82. Explosion between the legs 83. Exterminate 84. Fart 85. Fire a stink torpedo 86. Fire the retro-rocket 87. Firing scud missiles 88. Fizzler 89. Flame thrower 90. Flamer 91. Flapper 92. Flatulate 93. Flatulence 94. Flatus 95. Flipper 96. Float an air biscuit 97. Floof 98. Fluffy 99. Fog slicer 100. Fowl howl 101. Fragrant fuzzy 102. Free-floating anal vapors 103. Free Jacuzi 104. Freep 105. Frequency Actuated Rectal Tremor 106. Fumigate 107. Funky rollers 108. Gas attack 109. Gas blaster 110. Gas from the ass 111. Gas master 112. Gaseous intestinal by-products 113. Ghost turd 114. Give a dirty look at the person next to you 115. Grandpa 116. Gravy pants 117. Great brown cloud 118. Hailing Emperor Crush 119. Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away! (pick-up line) 120. Heinus anus 121. Hole flappage 122. Hole flapper 123. Honk 124. HUMrrhoids 125. Hydrogen bomb 126. I made a pootie 127. If you are that embarrassed about it, you can always blame it on me. 128. Ignition 129. Insane in the methane 130. Invert a burp 131. It's low tide 132. Jet propulsion 133. Jockey burner 134. Jumping guts 135. Just calling your name 136. Just keeping warm 137. Just the noise 138. Kaboom 139. K-Fart 140. Kill the canary 141. Lay a wind loaf 142. Lay an air biscuit 143. Leave a gas trap 144. Let a beefer 145. Let each little bean be heard 146. Let one fly 147. Let one go 148. Let the beans out 149. Lethal cloud 150. Letting one rip 151. Lingerer 152. Made a gas blast 153. Make a stink 154. Make a trumpet of one's ass (John Milton) 155. Mating call of the barking spider 156. Methane Bomb 157. Methane production experiment 158. Moon gas 159. Mud duck 160. Must be a sewer around 161. Nose death 162. Odor bubble 163. Odorama 164. One man jazz band 165. One-gun salute 166. Painting the elevator 167. Pant stainer 168. Panty burp 169. Parp 170. Party in your pants 171. Pass gas 172. Pass wind 173. Play the tuba 174. Playing the trouser tuba 175. Plotcher (aka a wet one ... bad form, points taken off for emmitting one of these) 176. Poof 177. Poop gas 178. Poot 179. Pop 180. Pop a fluffy 181. Preventing Spontaneous Human Combustion (South Park) 182. Prove it 183. Prupe (Norwegian--the E has two dots over it) 184. Puff, the Magic Dragon 185. Quack 186. Rebuild the ozone layer one poof at a time 187. Rectal honk 188. Rectal shout 189. Rectal tremor 190. Release a squeeker 191. Release an ass buscuit 192. Release gas 193. Rep 194. Rimshot 195. Rip ass 196. Rip one 197. Ripple fart 198. Roast the Jockeys 199. Rotting vegetation 200. Safety 201. Salute your shorts 202. SAS (silent and scentless) 203. SBD (silent but deadly) 204. Set off an SBD 205. Shit fumes 206. Shit honker 207. Shit vapor 208. Shoot the cannon 209. Shoppin' at Wal-Fart 210. Silent but deadly (SBD) 211. Singe the carpet 212. Singing the Anal Anthem 213. Skunk smells his own smell first! 214. Sounding the sphincter scale 215. Sounds like a barking spider 216. Sounds like a wompus cat 217. Sphincter song 218. Spit a brick 219. Squeak one out 220. Squeeker 221. Steamer 222. Step on a duck 223. Step on a frog 224. Stink bomb 225. Stink Burger 226. Strangling the stank monkey 227. Stress release 228. Tail wind 229. Telegraph from Ft. A-hole to Cmdr. Nostril announcing the arrival of Gen. Shat 230. That felt good 231. The closest you get to craping while standing up 232. The colonic calliope 233. The dog did it 234. The F bomb 235. The gluteal tuba 236. The Sound and the Fury 237. The stink's gone into the fabric 238. The third state of matter 239. The toothless one speaks 240. Thunder pants 241. Thunderspray 242. Toilet tune 243. Toot 244. Toot your own horn 245. Trelblow 246. Triple flutter blast 247. Trouser cough 248. Trouser trumpet 249. Turd honking 250. Turd hooties 251. Turn on the A/C in your large intestine 252. Uncorked symphony 253. Under burp 254. Venting one 255. Wet one 256. What smell? 257. What the dog did 258. Whoever smelt it dealt it 259. Wrong way burping 260. Your voice has changed, but your breath is still the same. 261. 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