Members lookin Posted December 29, 2013 Members Share Posted December 29, 2013 (I'll see if I can sneak this one in while Lucky's in Thailand.) MsGuy and AdamSmith 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MsGuy Posted December 29, 2013 Members Share Posted December 29, 2013 Oh Jeesus, I'm still laughing. Loved it. I only regret my local grocers don't stock high fibre Haynes Baked Beans. Made my day, lookin. lookin and AdamSmith 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted December 30, 2013 Author Share Posted December 30, 2013 Mind your kinfolk, MsGuy! Fart Joke Leads to Bomb Scare as 11 Agencies Swoop Down on Mississippi School http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2099883/Fart-joke-leads-bomb-scare-11-agencies-swoop-Mississippi-school.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted December 31, 2013 Author Share Posted December 31, 2013 Welsh village ditches plan to change name to Y FartegVarteg in Torfaen considered changing name as there is no letter V in Welsh, but locals feared they would be butt of jokes Press Association The Guardian, Tuesday 31 December 2013 11.16 EST Councillors have ditched plans to change the spelling of a Welsh village's name so that it would have sounded like "err fart egg". A consultation was held over proposals to change name of Varteg in Torfaen to Y Farteg because there is no letter V in the Welsh language, but it faced opposition from locals who feared it would make them the butt of jokes. Richard Clark, a Torfaen councillor, reportedly said the authority had listened to residents' views and decided to stick with the current spelling. He told BBC Wales: "While we in Wales understand the pronunciation, outsiders will say it 'Err fart egg' and that will bring the area into disrepute and the residents with it. The overwhelming response was against and I have listened to that." Mr Clark, who is Torfaen's cabinet member for health, social care, wellbeing and equalities, said he had put the matter out to consultation after residents raised concerns. Many road signs in Wales show placenames in both Welsh and English: for example, Cardiff and Caerdydd. However, some Welsh-sounding places have had their names anglicised; some have reverted to their more traditional spelling. That move has been supported by some Welsh speakers - including tThe Welsh language commissioner's guidelines for standardising placenames says that if the difference between the Welsh and English forms is only one or two letters then a single form should be used, with preference given to the Welsh form. Giles Davies, a councillor whose Abersychan ward includes Varteg, said the decision to drop the name change was the right one. "Common sense has prevailed. And I'm chuffed to bits," he said. http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/dec/31/welsh-village-name-y-farteg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted January 5, 2014 Author Share Posted January 5, 2014 Sorry about posting this, folks. I know it only encourages AS but I just had to do it. Contextual variant... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members MsGuy Posted January 11, 2014 Members Share Posted January 11, 2014 Sorry, I did it again. I promise I'm trying to taper off, really. AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted January 11, 2014 Author Share Posted January 11, 2014 Sorry, I did it again. I promise I'm trying to taper off, really. Poop addiction! http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100610034648AAl9tzd But it could be worse: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120217141324AACva3g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted January 13, 2014 Author Share Posted January 13, 2014 Sewage pipe bursts, flooding Golden Globes' red carpet http://nypost.com/2014/01/12/golden-globes-red-carpet-floods/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted January 13, 2014 Author Share Posted January 13, 2014 An actual ad on craigslist for NYC! Skilled toiletmaster needed for humor/review website: ToiletFinder.com (Midtown West) Hello, Craigslisters! Our website ToiletFinder.com, provides-- you guessed it-- potentially life-saving services for those in need of a quick potty spot. We've all been in those pesky situations when after a bad meal or drink, a gastrointestinal nightmare is soon brewing, and one thing quickly leads to another! Well, our website seeks to address this very precarious (albeit extremely common) scenario and has essentially transformed the art of finding a toilet into a mathematical certainty. You can think of the site as kind of a Yelp.com for toilets. Everything is anonymous, and squatters are free to leave as little or as much information as possible. Feel free to take a look around the site, and get the inside scoop on your favorite venues' toilets! http://www.toiletfinder.com.We have recently received a generous initial round of angel investment funding and are seeking a talented, humorous, and fearless community organizer (or two) to spearhead the toilet finding community and our mission of making public toilets accessible to all. This is a paid position of $10 - $15 per post, depending on the location of the venue, and the humor level. We are looking for a long term relationship with an experienced, and highly skilled toiletmaster that is capable of delivering a good hard-bellied chuckle or two for our readers during his/her free time for a steady stream of supplemental income. In addition to the financial gain, this opportunity is a great way for a budding writer or humorist to GET NOTICED and receive a great amount of free visibility.Development on the official ToiletFinder.com app has been underway for some time, and we anticipate an iOS/Android launch within approximately two months. The successful candidate will work closely with our tight-knit staff consisting of highly-educated working professionals in the New York City metro area gearing up the website for our hotly-anticipated app launch. The successful toiletmaster will experience the inner workings of a true fast-paced NYC startup environment and be a part of a supportive, creative, and passionate team. We truly love what we do.Please submit your resume, the link to your ToiletFinder.com user profile, and your PayPal email address to be considered.Thank you,-- The Staff at ToiletFinder.com 400 Lafayette Street (google map) (yahoo map) http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/wri/4283046182.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted January 18, 2014 Author Share Posted January 18, 2014 Hersheys to create 3D chocolate printer Hersheys is to partner with 3D systems to create a 3D printer for creating chocolate and other edible products Printing your own 3D chocolate could soon be a reality Photo: Getty Images By Rhiannon Williams 2:13PM GMT 17 Jan 2014telegraph.co.uk The US chocolate manufacturer did not reveal the cost of the deal or if and when the printed products will be available to consumers. Three-dimensional chocolate products are created by melting chocolate, tempering it and depositing it onto a substrate in two-dimensional layers as little as 0.05 mm thick. Chocolate is a notoriously difficult material to 3D print with due to issues controlling the temperature and viscosity of the material adequately. Last week at CES 3D Systems unveiled what they claimed to be the first food-safe 3D printer, along with the three-dimensional sweets it produced. It uses an ink jet print head to paint water over a fine later of sugar, which hardens and recrystalises the sugar into complex geometric shapes. British company Choc Edge claims to be able to create a chocolate replica of your face using a 3D printer, costing between £50 and £80 per design. William Papa, Vice President and Chief Research and Development Officer of the Hershey company said: “Whether it’s creating a whole new form of candy or developing a new way to produce it, we embrace new technologies such as 3D printing as a way to keep moving our timeless confectionery treats into the future.” Following the recent announcement Photoshop users will soon be able to create, refine and print 3D models from their desktop, it is conceivable we could be printing our own food from the comfort of our future kitchens. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/10579401/Hersheys-to-create-3D-chocolate-printer.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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