AdamSmith Posted November 26, 2015 Author Share Posted November 26, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MsGuy Posted December 9, 2015 Members Share Posted December 9, 2015 AdamSmith, I found a video right up your alley. Monkey see, monkey doo. AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 9, 2015 Author Share Posted December 9, 2015 AdamSmith, I found a video right up your alley. Monkey see, monkey doo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&list=RDoAQubtm-IPg&v=oAQubtm-IPg Hilarious! Most grateful. I hesitate to ask how you found such a thing. (The people on the soundtrack voicing their disgust & surprise obviously never had a puppy. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MsGuy Posted December 9, 2015 Members Share Posted December 9, 2015 I hesitate to ask how you found such a thing. Comedy Central's Tosh 1.0. And before you mock me, no, I'm not a big fan of Tosh but when you're channel surfing and suddenly you're looking at a gorilla pull a large turd out its own asshole...well, what are you gonna do but stop and check it out? AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 9, 2015 Author Share Posted December 9, 2015 Comedy Central's Tosh 1.0. And before you mock me, no, I'm not a big fan of Tosh but when you're channel surfing and suddenly you're looking at a gorilla pull a large turd out its own asshole...well, what are you gonna do but stop and check it out? Understood. Confession: I had seen on the Internet a clip of the first few seconds of that, but without sound and without the gustatory delights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 10, 2015 Author Share Posted December 10, 2015 MsAnn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MsGuy Posted December 24, 2015 Members Share Posted December 24, 2015 From the classical Greek poet Eubulus: Next, Thebes I came to, where they dine all night And day as well, and every house in sight Boasts its own privy---to full man a boon As great as any known beneath the moon. Merry Xmas, AdamSmith. And remember, Eubulus not-with-standing, all things in moderation. AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 24, 2015 Author Share Posted December 24, 2015 And remember, Eubulus not-with-standing, all things in moderation. Abundant thanks and season's best in return. As for moderation, though -- I need one privy per person, not per household. Plus one for guests. MsAnn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MsGuy Posted December 25, 2015 Members Share Posted December 25, 2015 Ho ho ho.... Like anybody here is buying... That the Smith clan has indoor plumbing. AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted December 25, 2015 Author Share Posted December 25, 2015 Ho ho ho.... Like anybody here is buying... That the Smith clan has indoor plumbing. LMAO You got to stop outing me. We had some old friends on a farm and the wife finally made him put in an indoor bathroom around 1970. But even in the dead of winter the old man still used the outhouse. Thought it was plumb nasty to go inside the house. MsAnn and MsGuy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Suckrates Posted January 5, 2016 Members Share Posted January 5, 2016 NO FILTER NEEDED, Right Adam ???? AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted January 6, 2016 Author Share Posted January 6, 2016 NO FILTER NEEDED, Right Adam ???? Happy new year Grandma! ...POP MY CORK... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MsAnn Posted January 6, 2016 Members Share Posted January 6, 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xYcO_LjU_u8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MsAnn Posted January 18, 2016 Members Share Posted January 18, 2016 For Adam Smith... http://news.yahoo.com/passenger-pens-desperate-note-to-flight-attendant-083942820.html AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted January 18, 2016 Author Share Posted January 18, 2016 For Adam Smith... http://news.yahoo.com/passenger-pens-desperate-note-to-flight-attendant-083942820.html LMAO Scientists Say To Let Farts Fly On Airplanes http://blog.sleepinginairports.net/2013/02/18/scientists-say-to-let-farts-fly-on-airplanes/ MsAnn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lookin Posted March 14, 2016 Members Share Posted March 14, 2016 I broke wind at the sauna one day,With some guys who were all gay-for-pay.It began as melodious,Then quickly turned odiousAnd drove the garotos away. MsGuy, AdamSmith and MsAnn 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted March 14, 2016 Author Share Posted March 14, 2016 I broke wind at the sauna one day, With some guys who were all gay-for-pay. It began as melodious, Then quickly turned odious And drove the garotos away. ROFL The word odious seems to be having a run lately. Struggling to recall where else I saw it used just yesterday. Meanwhile, a not-quite-relevant-but-why-not Clerihew... Sir Humphrey Davy Detested gravy. He lived with the odium Of having discovered sodium. lookin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lookin Posted March 14, 2016 Members Share Posted March 14, 2016 The word odious seems to be having a run lately. Struggling to recall where else I saw it used just yesterday. Here, unless I miss my guess. The word indeed trails a body. Also in the why-not department: AdamSmith With wit and pith Lays bare the art Of filtering a fart. AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted March 14, 2016 Author Share Posted March 14, 2016 Not exactly on topic but close enough? lookin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zipperzone Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 ROFL The word odious seems to be having a run lately. Struggling to recall where else I saw it used just yesterday. . The current use of the word ODIOUS is being used to describe Donald Trump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted March 14, 2016 Author Share Posted March 14, 2016 P.S. I was reading a compendium of Clerihews today (newish ones) and noticed a lack of one of their two key attributes: Besides rhyming the name of a famous person with some nonsense, they seem funniest when they also have the imbalance of two very short lines and two ungainly long ones. As: Sir Christopher Wren Said, 'I am going to dine with some men. If anyone calls, Say I'm designing Saint Paul's.' Of course sufficiently nonsensical content can render the line-length imbalance less critical to the thing's success. As in my favorite of them all, on account of making no sense whatever: Edward the Confessor Slept under the dresser. When that began to pall He slept in the hall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lookin Posted March 15, 2016 Members Share Posted March 15, 2016 Donald Trump Has a large odious rump. On a day that was misty, He hauled it alongside one belonging to Chris Christie. AdamSmith and MsGuy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted March 15, 2016 Author Share Posted March 15, 2016 Donald Trump Has a large odious rump. On a day that was misty, He hauled it alongside one belonging to Chris Christie. Bravo! lookin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
